Top ten things about being the husband in an open marriage  

earthShiva 60M
270 posts
7/5/2006 6:24 am

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7/25/2006 6:57 am

Top ten things about being the husband in an open marriage

1. You never have to worry that you’re getting cheated on.
2. Somebody else has to miss the play-offs forever!
3. When she has fantastic sex with somebody else, you get to take credit for it.
4. Suddenly, your wife cares if there’s enough cold beer in the fridge. (... and nobody ever drinks the last one!)
5. You only masturbate because it's what you really want to do.
6. Your wife actually wants to be at least as nice as your girlfriend.
7. When there’s a lot of hair in the shower drain, you don’t panic.
8. Clean sheets all the time!
9. When she has PMS and you tell her to get out of the house, it sounds sensitive and supportive.
10. “It’s trash night, hon. Gotta run! Say Hi to J for me. Make sure you guys don’t forget the cat box!”

All levity aside, it's been an amazing, beautiful awakening. I love you, babe!


rm_marnisway 86F
5018 posts
7/6/2006 6:27 pm

in northern New Mexico...you say......

M.

x

Nothing is ever the same... when it comes to pleasures.

with a hint....the erotic senses will manifest into an abounding mess of flesh

the mind needs fulfillment of the body

if it feels good ...it is good

I've done it again...*S*


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