Finding balance according to Confucius  

dutchpete 55M
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8/8/2006 8:06 am

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10/18/2007 11:19 am

Finding balance according to Confucius

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.

The wise speak when they have something to say,
the fools speak when they have to say something.

A Rubix cube is like a penis. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Well done is better than well said.

Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

A vagina is like a very small hotel. One must leave his bag outside.

A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

danigirl1000 57F

8/9/2006 7:22 am

I don't know where you get them from...but you always make me smile.

And I suppose I am the friend who is slightly cracked ???

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