Chocolate benefits  

dutchpete 55M
213 posts
2/27/2006 4:06 am

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3/7/2006 7:25 am

Chocolate benefits

Male benefits of chocolate
- You can GET chocolate.
- If you bite nuts to hard, the chocolate won’t mind
- You can have chocolate, even in front of your mother
- You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
- You can have chocolate on top of you desk during working hours without upsetting co-workers
- You can have as many chocolates as you can handle
- You can have chocolate any time of the month
- When you do chocolate it does not keep the neighbors awake

Female benefits of chocolate
- Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
- You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
- The word ‘commitment’ doesn’t scare off chocolate
- Good chocolate is easy to find
- With chocolate size doesn’t matter
- With chocolate there is no need to fake it
- Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/27/2006 4:48 am

I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee chocolate especially the nutty kind

Purry {=}


Allsleeky 37F

2/27/2006 3:33 pm

Do you still have any of that chocolate?

_CoffeeNoCream_ 53F

2/28/2006 1:14 am


Babel__Fish 46F

2/28/2006 10:35 am

If "Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant" then were do all those chocolate bunnies come from around Easter?

Here is your Rose my friend, that is the real reason that I came by today! Thank you SO MUCH for your kind words and thoughts.


Babel {=}

CelticFlower 51F

3/1/2006 1:45 pm

I`m sorry to say give me Gummy Bears any day. Sad but true from a non-chocoholic.
Kisses & nibbles,

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