Smacked His Ass  

duststormdiva 52F
7253 posts
7/22/2006 10:40 am

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Smacked His Ass


We walked into the bar to sing karoke last night. He ordered drinks and I found a table of friends and we sat with them. I asked the man who would be sitting next to me, I'll call him Lawrence, if my cigarette smoke would bother him. He told me, "No, I fall in love with smokers. Your boyfriend is going to have some competition." We laugh, because we both know that's not ever going to happen. Lawrence and his wife have children my age. I am 40.

In the mean time, my boyfriend joins us at the table and tells me, "That lady just smacked my ass."

"What lady honey?"

"Lawrences wife!"

I start to giggle, and ask, "Does that bother you?"

"Yes, because you are my girlfriend and no one else should touch my ass."

I giggle more thinking of the age of this lady. "What did you say to her?"

"I just said, 'eeeeeaaaaaasssssssssy!'"

"And what did she say?"

"Nothing, she just laughed."

I giggled more. "You have been violated!"

He sat there with a look of discontent on his face, and I tried to be serious, "Baby did it bother you that bad?"

"No."

I smiled and kissed him and told him, "I think it's cute."

She probaby has not touched an ass that fine since her old man was a young pup. My boyfriend got smacked on the ass last night and I am in no way jealous or wanting to kick some bitches ass. LOL

DustStormDiva



Sorceror07 55M

7/22/2006 2:20 pm

that's funny

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


SingleWarrior 53M

7/22/2006 3:33 pm

It wasn't me. I swear! (my last name is Lawrence )

...and that is a cute story. Just because you get up there in age doesn't mean you're dead! Way to go, lawrence and wife!


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/22/2006 3:41 pm

I thought so! I don't think he did, though. * giggle *

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/22/2006 4:39 pm

    Quoting SingleWarrior:
    It wasn't me. I swear! (my last name is Lawrence )

    ...and that is a cute story. Just because you get up there in age doesn't mean you're dead! Way to go, lawrence and wife!
They are a cute couple. I loved it.

DustStormDiva


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/25/2006 7:52 am

    Quoting rm_mizzkitka:
    you're not insecure. that is why it didn't upset you.

    BUT, that is rude of the woman.


No, most times I am not insecure. I have found that lately some of my old insecurities peek their nasty heads out and remind me that they are still there. There are many times he and I are out and I see ladies staring at him or looking him up and down and I smile, because I know that he is with me and I am the one he will be making love to as soon as we get home. It's the things I think won't bother me that do. It's odd.

DustStormDiva


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