Now where did I put that thing?  

drkwaterz 37F
155 posts
8/13/2006 1:29 pm

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8/25/2006 5:19 pm

Now where did I put that thing?

Last night after I put some posts up and reviewed a few profiles, I thought to myself it would probably be a good time, seeing as I had the house to myself for the rest of the night, it might be a good time to dim the lights, put on a good porn flick, and make myself come over and over again. Now, I don't mind manual stimulation, I usually prefer it. But last night was not the night for that. I wanted, needed had to my have my favorite vibrator, who I will call BOB.

Bob is my favorite toy out of all of them because he keeps me right on the edge the brink of ecstasy teasing me the entire way, till the finale when I can't take it anymore, he busts out all his tricks. I can always count on Bob for an amazing orgasm or two or three. So I went into my closet and pulled out my box (of toys), and he was gone! Bob had vanished into thin air. What the FUDGE am I supposed to do now! With the mood I was in none of the other toys would cut it.

So I did what any rational, horny women would do, I looked for Bob everywhere. I dismantled every room in the house. You would of thought a tornado had struck the inside. So after realizing I would have to pick everything up, still hadn't found Bob, and was now, hornier than ever. I decided to take a shower, satisfy myself there, then pick up.

While in the shower, the phone rang, I was otherwise, occupied, so I let my machine get it. After what was an even bigger of a tease of a shower, I checked my messages. And wouldn't you know all I could hear as a low buzzing sound. The bastards have Bob! I checked the caller id, and apparently this person, who I'll call for now Simple Simon, forgot to block their number. So I called Simple Simon up and no one answered so I left a message which by AdultFriendFinder guidelines cannot be posted but it was good.

I'd figure I might as well pick up til Simple Simon brought Bob back. Not even 5 minutes later my doorbell rang. When I got to the door there was a package sitting on my steps with no one in sight. I of course assumed it was Bob and ripped open the package. Yes it was Bob, back home where he belonged, but what's this a note. It read:

"Try to do a friend a favor, and the flip out, anyway just wanted to let you know why your little friend here was missing. The girls decided to get you another one for your birthday, but we didn't know which one it was. So thanks you ruined our surprise. Happy Birthday. See you soon.

Simple Simon"

Now that Simple Simon has now made me feel like an ass, I decided to bring Bob inside and give her a call. What I hadn't noticed is that when you shower a good part would be to put some clothes on afterwards. Let's just say this morning, my neighbors tried as hard as possible not to look me in the eye. But it was all worth it in the end.

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
8/13/2006 4:29 pm

LOL! Very amusing post!

Yup...this juiciness is from me....


drkwaterz 37F

8/13/2006 5:50 pm

The truth usually is lol, thanks for the comment!

rm_Gordy012000 47M

8/13/2006 9:26 pm

So you're saying this is true?

Nah.....time to fess up!!

rm_kissNcunny 50M
46 posts
8/14/2006 8:16 am

I bet BoB was really homesick while in captivity.

drkwaterz 37F

8/14/2006 11:16 am

    Quoting rm_Gordy012000:
    So you're saying this is true?

    Nah.....time to fess up!!
Yup, unfortunately it is, and I, as well as my friends have learned our lessons. Why do you ask?

drkwaterz 37F

8/14/2006 11:18 am

    Quoting rm_kissNcunny:
    I bet BoB was really homesick while in captivity.
He was, so I had to spend the night showing him how much he was missed.

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