I hang my head in shame.....ish  

dreadsandbigdick 45M
37 posts
3/10/2006 9:13 am

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I hang my head in shame.....ish

Well,i had a fun day yesterday.....sort of.
I got hold of free tickets to the trade session of a huge real ale festival* which meant 5 hours of free booze.....
I tried over 50 different ale's in those 5 hours and managed to get hideously drunk....funnily enough. Anyway,got back to the pub at about 10pm
and...so im told, i promptly fell asleep on my own bar. Woke up at 4am on my bedroom floor,fully clothed with the nights takings next to me and really loud Led Zepplin playing on the stereo. Damn my head hurt. Seems my Assistant manager and a couple of the regulars carried me upstairs....lol
Today i ring one of my barmaids to get her to do some extra shifts and she tells me i rang her last night and suggested that she do quite a lot more than just help me with a shift....in fact,there apparently wasn't a lot i didn't ask her to do for me.....Well,she is cute....
Im soooooooo embarrassed,i cant remember any of it. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

* Note for Americans and other aliens : Ale is an alchoholic drink we British make. It comes in barrels,not bottles,isnt fizzy,doesn't look like piss and every one is different. Comes with a variety of funny names like 'old peculiar' and 'waggledance' and 'fire in the hole' the last of which had chillies added to it,hence the name.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/10/2006 10:06 am

Haha, I love it, thats too funny. Hey, I know what ale is.....thats what people drank back in the 1800's before they invented factories.

What Zepplin song was it?

dreadsandbigdick 45M

3/10/2006 12:39 pm

It was Zep 2 and 3. Immigration song was on when i woke up....briefly.
All the regulars have been taking the piss today....Apparently i walked in last night and told them that they were all a bunch of C**ts.
Well...they are...lol.
I must have vaguely remembered that bit,cos i think it influenced my choice of picture for the post.
And after all,we already know that Bush is one anyway. the piccy just confirms it.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/10/2006 6:39 pm

Nothing like waking up to Robert Plant wailing in your eardrums. Oh, is that who that is? I couldnt make out who it was, but he is actually more of a cockweasel. You know, its ok to swear here, dont forget where we are. You can say cunt, pussy, cocksucker, motherfucker, shit-for-brains, asswipe, numbfuck, dicklick, suck on my hairy balls..............well I could go on.

dreadsandbigdick 45M

3/10/2006 8:55 pm

See...thats the real you...not any of that stony silence stuff you were talking about on your blog.
Loud,abusive and sexy as hell.

kitz6 61F

3/11/2006 7:04 am

Hmmmm wish it had been my neighborhood pub when I was living in England. I would have awoken you with Bartok but that's just me being e-vile. Keep it swinging, baby!

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/11/2006 9:34 am

LMAO...nothing like mixing business and pleasure...


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
5/16/2006 10:39 pm

Hey!!!!!!!! Whats your deal anyway??? Where the hell have you been lately?

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