Weekend Frustrations  

docdirk 48M
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10/16/2005 8:59 pm

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Weekend Frustrations

Wow, what a horible weekend! Both my pro and college football teams lost. (Penn State in a heartbreaker Saturday, and the Miami Dolphins - who just suck on toast - today.) My fantasy team is neck and neck going into tomorrow night's game. Oh yeah, and the few games that I had a "financial interest" in mostly backfired. (Who is this "Vig" guy anyway?)

Do we have any rabid female football fans out there?

But there was another major bummer that I finally recognized this weekend. There are so many stunningly gorgeous women on this site who are advertising for other women only. Now, I have no problem with this. In fact, I find girl-on-girl rather enticing and exciting. To each their own, and whatever makes you happy I say. But isn't it enough that us guys are in competition with each other for your attention? I mean seriously, when comparing the unmistakaeble, undeniable beauty of the female body to that of us hairy goofballs, it just isn't fair. I mean, if I were a woman, I'd want nothing to do with men. How the hell am I supposed to compete with that?

Jesus, I may never win a bet or get laid again!

Man, now I'm depressed.

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

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