The Deuce  

docdirk 48M
5418 posts
7/12/2006 5:15 pm

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7/27/2006 8:03 pm

The Deuce

I'm a pretty ignorant fella.


This one time, at band camp, my pubic hair was on fire for an hour before I noticed.

I got all the way to work yesterday before I realized I left the house without wearing any pants.

My last girlfriend announced her wedding plans before I realized she had broken up with me.

I missed recognizing my 1000th commentor.

Well, all of that ends tonight. From this point forward, I am going to be one observent motherfucker. I'm gonna see all, hear all and know all. And it all starts by recognizing my 2000th commentor. And, believe me when I say, I am excited to make this announcement. (And I do mean excited!!!) For, my #2000 is none other than the gorgeous, the super-sexy, the angel-eyed goddess of metal:


So, MetalMama, I now return the favor to you. One question. Any question. Anything that has been gnawing in your guts to ask me. (Hmmm, that's a tad icky!) Fire away baby... I can take it!!!

Of course, I may return to my previous ignorant status prior to answering!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

NSAAddict 43F

7/12/2006 5:45 pm

Congrats on 2000 doofus

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 4:59 pm:
Doofus??? If I weren't ignorant of the term, I might just be offended!

mycin62 55F

7/12/2006 8:53 pm

Typical man

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:00 pm:
Typical man? Well I... sorry, lost my train of thought. I was thinking about your M&G photo. Now, what were you saying about "typical man???"


7/12/2006 11:27 pm

Congratulations for 2000 comments and of course to the lovely commentor! Kisses and nibbles doc

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:01 pm:
Thanks, MO. Don't know what I'm more looking forward to; your kisses or your nibbles!

Phuc_Buddy 47M

7/13/2006 4:46 am

Congrats Doc...both on the 2000 comments and the 2000th commentor!

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:02 pm:
Thanks, PB. I've always said I have no life. Guess I'm proving it!!!

MWWwantmore 52F

7/13/2006 10:19 am

Just as long as she doesnt ask you for directions

Seriously congrats on 2000 comments

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:03 pm:
OK, OK... enough with the "directions" comments! Now then, which way to my blog again???

Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
7/13/2006 5:40 pm

Can anyone ask a question Or just Metalmama gets to ask a question?

If you were a vegetable which vegetable would you be?

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:03 pm:
If you were a vegetable which vegetable would you be?

Pot Roast!

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
7/13/2006 6:23 pm


We are asking questions? Well, Hot Karl Candy Cane!

If you were a candy, what candy would you be

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:04 pm:
Hey now, this ain't no grand jury! I can't handle all of these questions. I'm not due to think again until football lines start listing in the fall!

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/13/2006 7:56 pm

YOu got to work without wearing any pants? That's just too funny. Last night I wanted to put on my sexy little nighty and drive to my boyfriends house that way. It would have been interesting to see me come home in it since it would be daylight.


docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:05 pm:
With the heat you guys are having, I don't know how you can leave the house wearing anything more!

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/13/2006 7:57 pm

Oh, yes, my question. What type of lingerie do you prefer to see your lover in?


docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:05 pm:

digdug41 50M

7/14/2006 8:03 am

whatsup Doc its cool to be recognized here aint it congrats on the 2000 and to 2000 more for ya

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:06 pm:
You know it, Dig!! Thanks for stopping in!

Sorceror07 55M

7/14/2006 9:55 am

did you notice the "no pants" situation before or after getting inside the building? lol!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:07 pm:
I noticed it after an unfortunate incident with something getting slammed in the car door!

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
7/14/2006 12:07 pm

WAY COOL!!! Congrats on 2000!!!! Sorry it took so long to get here....We've been prepairing La Villa Strangiato for my birthday celebration this weekend.
My question for you Doc is this....
Can I have three questions?

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:08 pm:
Sure, you can have 3!!! But I gotta warn ya, the more questions you ask, the less likely you'll be of getting honest answers!

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
7/15/2006 8:08 am

Well???? I'm waiting!!!!

docdirk replies on 7/15/2006 5:09 pm:
Getting all worked up, eh???

All part of my evil plan!!

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
7/15/2006 4:44 pm

MOOD: Dominant
I feel the need to borrow Sorceror07 's Dr. bag to persuade you to grant me my 3 questions!!!

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
7/27/2006 5:01 pm

Ok...2 weeks later here are your questions!!!

#1- What meal would you eat tonight if it were laid before you? [choose only one]
A-Steak & potatoes
B-Pizza & wings
C-Grilled Tofu & salad
F-None of the above

#2- What metal ballad would you sing to me if I were standing before you right now?

#3- Choose one:
F-Choose your own

I'll understand if you take 2 weeks to answer! But I'm posting a link to this on my blog so don't make us wait

docdirk replies on 7/27/2006 8:05 pm:
Hope you don't mind if I steal your questions and make a whole post out of them. I'm too lazy to come up with one of my own!!!

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