Sorry Ladies... Guys Ain't Gonna Get It  

docdirk 48M
5418 posts
12/16/2005 4:19 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Sorry Ladies... Guys Ain't Gonna Get It

It seems that every day I read a blog or a profile from an AdultFriendFinder woman complaining about men e-mailing them or requesting pics from them, even though they've made it ABUNDANTLY clear that they are not interested in hearing from men. I understand that this can be very frustrating. However, I'm sorry to inform you, it ain't gonna change.

I just watched PTI on ESPN where it was reported that 20 of the 30 NBA teams have expressed interest in perpetual pain in the ass Ron Artest. Why? because coaches always think that they are the one that can change the bad egg. In a nutshell, that's how guys think. Most guys think that HE is the exception to the rule. You may not want a guy, but dammit, HE's more than a guy. You'll swoon over HIM.

Next problem - reading. To know that you aren't interest in guys, guys have to read those annoying little words on your profile. We can hardly get past the pics. It's Pavlovian. Guy sees hot chick, HE's positive he can win her over - no matter what. Screw literacy. It slows things down. The hotter you are, the more energy we spend staring and drooling, leaving even less potential for reading. Especially big words like "interested," especially when following "not."

Next problem - men are gamblers buy nature. We know that yesterday you weren't interested in guys. But maybe this morning a small piece of the space station plummeted to earth and landed on your head, leaving you a man-crazed animal. The odds are long, but hey, "you can't win if you don't play."

Next problem - wise asses. Guys know you don't want to hear from us. Guys know it pisses you off when you do. We love to piss you off. Small amusements for small minds.

Now, I'm not saying that yours truly suffers from any of these annoying little quirks. I'm smarter than that. More mature. More evolved. I respect womens' wishes.

Now then, wanna swap pics, and when do you want to come by the house????

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
12/18/2005 12:30 am

Hehehehe ... well said

Not that I would ever send an email just to be a wise ass that would just be wrong. And a hell of a lot of fun sometimes too ... hehehe

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