Quoting Tyler Durden  

docdirk 49M
5418 posts
5/2/2006 8:41 pm

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5/4/2006 3:32 pm

Quoting Tyler Durden

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species.

(As Narrator)

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

mangomamiCT 43F

5/2/2006 10:06 pm

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

and a hell of a lot sooner if you don't stop saying that health thing buster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:26 pm:
Damn I like ladies who know their Fight Club!!!

NSAAddict 43F

5/3/2006 3:52 am

haha, I could say the same thing about another species...

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:27 pm:
Hmmm, dare I invite elaboration???

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
5/3/2006 4:16 am

maybe pandas are just picky.

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:28 pm:
Sure, that's what they all say; "No JJ, I won't sleep with you, I'm too picky." Damn call girls!!!

MWWwantsmore 52F

5/3/2006 5:14 am

Hell I wouldnt want our species to die Screwing is fun!

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:28 pm:
I'm sure it is... with the right partner... partner!

quietmansect 42M
749 posts
5/3/2006 5:39 am

Of course it's easy for the male Panda...it's just screwing. The female has a little more responsibility.


docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:29 pm:
Damn, even pandas have a women's lib movement?

mycin62 55F

5/3/2006 8:49 am

Maybe they're all gay

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:29 pm:
Never thought of that.

Never wanted too.

Thanks alot!!!

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
5/3/2006 12:51 pm

Damn Doc, you need to stop sending me subliminal messages to go on a shooting spree

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:30 pm:
Just make sure you stay away from SE CT when the lead starts to fly!!!

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
5/3/2006 3:25 pm

So, you want to shoot us? Women that is? I'm definitely NOT getting this post, but then I don't get a lot of things here, lol Mac

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:30 pm:
Gotta watch Fight Club to get it. And even then, it's a bit hazy!!

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
5/3/2006 4:08 pm

I'll take a shot if you're giving it Doc!
~promptly bends over~

docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 4:32 pm:
Give me a few hours to picture that!!!! happym;

rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
5/3/2006 4:45 pm

LOL. Now let me get this straight. You're pissed that the pandas didn't screw to propagate the species. But you want to shoot the ones who didn't? Isn't that pretty much defeating the purpose and hastening an end to the species? Doc..let me feel you're forehead..you must be feverish. Or...is your statement a transference..a substitute...for another frustration?



docdirk replies on 5/3/2006 5:06 pm:
In the movie, the character was in an all-out rage. He had a great list of violent acts in which he would like to partake, leaving practically nothing untainted. His anger toward the pandas was due to the fact that they had one thing to do - screw - and they couldn't even do that right. It was enough reason for him to want to do harm.

Blah, blah, blah... did someone say "frustration???"

NSAAddict 43F

5/3/2006 5:01 pm

hmmm,dare I invite elaboration???

not if you know what's good for you!

docdirk replies on 5/4/2006 3:33 pm:
Oh yeah, well.... nevermind!

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/3/2006 6:16 pm

Hmmmm, maybe they are just not horny! Perhaps bringing in two males with her would get things exciting!!!

Purry {=}


docdirk replies on 5/4/2006 3:33 pm:
Maybe if the pandas looked more like you, those damn males wouldn't have any problem getting things going!

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
5/3/2006 7:41 pm

I knew I knew that name, just couldn't place it!!!

jadedbabe78 107F

5/4/2006 11:46 am

Maybe some Pandas are the second coming of the Quakers....

docdirk replies on 5/4/2006 3:34 pm:
Giggling, thinking of pandas dressed as Amish Animals.

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