Fessin' Up  

docdirk 48M
5418 posts
3/4/2006 8:41 pm

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3/7/2006 9:23 pm

Fessin' Up

In the name of full disclosure, here are a few essential, yet well hidden facts about myself

I don't really hate cats.

I used to like Zima

My first crush was on Marie Osmond

I can't drive a stick. Or, more precisely, I haven't tried in over 20 years. If you have one, and want to volunteer to let me dust off my skills on it, lemme know.

I used to watch Trading Spaces. I seem to have stopped about the time Paige Davis stopped hosting. Hmmm, maybe I should say I used to watch Paige!

There is actually one Winger song I like. (That one hurt!!!)

I LOVE watching golf on TV. I think it is edge-of-you-seat exciting. I'm not joking. I am a failed golfer. I have never tried anything more difficult. Maybe that's why I like watching: I respect what the pro's can do. The clubs they have no fear of pulling from their bags. The shots they regularly make that I couldn't even imagine. If the Sunday early afternoon leader board of The Master's or the US Open, or ANY major reads - Woods, Mickelson, Couples, Els, Goosen, Daly, Garcia, etc; I'll happily settle in for 4 or 5 hours and watch... with the remote set aside. Great theatre, IMHO.

And finally, I have masturbated. Maybe once or twice. Back in the day. When I was young. Not now, of course.

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

Sorceror07 55M

3/4/2006 9:28 pm

marie osmond? well... it was morticia adams for me lol!

golf eh? i suck at it too... here's a good book on golf to read: Bill Mitchel's "Shanking For Distance" greg norman was my favorite to watch... daly too.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...

kyplowboy22 62M

3/5/2006 7:14 am

Passing through and looking around. Later


MWWwantsmore 52F

3/5/2006 9:06 am

Doc, I know how to handle a stick but cant drive one As for the masturbation one, I think you need someone to do it with Mutual is a fun way

docdirk 48M

3/5/2006 6:19 pm

Sorceror - MOrticia was pretty hot!! I might check out the book you mentioned, it's getting close to Mater's time. "The Shark" was pretty cool, although his wine seems a bit overpriced.

Mzhuny - Maybe I can drive a stick and don't know it... but I am severely out of practice!

Candy - Good way to give yourself whiplash!!! BTW, you can drive my stick any time you'd like!!!

Sweetneeds - I'll bet you can drive just about anything!! (And I'd like to shift your gears!

KPB - Feel free to drive by any ole time, this is a no toll road! LOL!

MWWwantsmore - Ohhhh... the mutual masturbation thing - one of my most desired unfulfilled fantasies. You're about to make me drive right of the road!

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/7/2006 5:52 am

Doc....I'd be happy to let you burn up my clutch!!

duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
3/7/2006 7:09 am

I took drivers ed and they taught you how to drive in an automatic. But my father owned a toyota tercel, standard transmission, so I had to learn how to drive that little beast. I love riding on ... er uhm, I mean driving a stick shift.


SilkenKiera 39F  

3/7/2006 11:55 am

Zima J.J.? I love you anyway!

NSAAddict 43F

3/7/2006 12:43 pm

Oh Doc, wouldn't it have been easier to tell all on my blog? Now the whole world knows about Winger... Okay, just kidding, but I need to know... which song was it? NSA

docdirk 48M

3/7/2006 4:37 pm

Metalmama - Damn girl, you're maiking me blush!!

Dusty - I'll bet you can make a stick do anything you want!! So, good to see you around!

Kiera - LMAO!!!! Yes, a dark, dark revelation. Zima was kinda like a coo fruit punch on a hot summer night.

NSA - You really want me to dirty up your blog with the likes of Zima and Winger?!?!? I'm saving you the embarrassment! BTW, the tune was "Can't Get Enough." Very simple, poppy yet catchy beat. (That barely changed throughout the song!)

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

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