Is it good if a vacuum sucks?  

dirtyevil1 67M
15 posts
1/1/2006 11:03 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Is it good if a vacuum sucks?

Now that I've got your attention I was just wondering on the art of cock sucking, just how many various ways are there to give a blow job?
There are many possible ways to accomplish the task.Having been sucked by the best and the worst I have come up with some types of oral categories.
1.First there is just about everybody's favorite the Deep throat made famous by a movie with the same name.
2.Then there is the drive you crazy head sucker, (Is that all you can take in there?) it's enough to make you nuts when there's a perfectly good shaft going to waste.
3.Head sucker with hand job better than the last one but still needs work.
4.The shaft licker and no oral insertion, this is usually the first cock that they have played with and have no clue as to what to do. It too is a frustrating thing, but at least you've got their head down there.
5.The super salivating nut soaker, this is not so bad unless you still have your pants on and it leaves a wet spot the size of Canada all down your front. Or if your naked and in bed its your wet spot to sleep in.
6.The foreskin removing tooth scraper. Ouch that hurts, but you put up with it because its a blow job.
7.Yarble nuts I've only had this one time with a drunk chick, she took it in just deep enough to make herself puke.
8.The vacuum. Suction so hard that internal organs start drifting into your cock. Its one way to get some brains into the little head.
9.The biter. No it's not a rawhide chew toy!
10.The slow glide. kind of works like one of those
oil derrick pump, thing goes up, thing goes down never any faster, never any slower. Same pace top to bottom. Deep throat but with a monotonous routine.
Well I know that there are more ways to do it but thats about all I could think of in this sitting.
If you have any more ways to blow let me know.
Dirty Evil 1

rm_jackie40503 71T
1323 posts
1/1/2006 11:37 am

Damn, took me almost 5 minutes to pick myself up off the floor and quite laughing after reading #8.

I guess miss kittie is easily amused -lol-


imBambi 59M/51F

1/1/2006 12:30 pm

I like to take my tongue and flick the bottom side of the head - it drives him wild!


rm_n2uqt 45M/45F
34 posts
1/1/2006 12:42 pm

I have been told the men like the Popper! When your down and sucking you get a great suction going, the kind where your checks are con-caved inwards like blowing fish kisses, then you pull the dick out of your mouth making a popping noise, like when you use to do the lollipop song....LOL. I've been told by the men I've been with they love it and always as me to Pop the dick!!!
Try it out!
This was funny! Thanks for sharing!

dirtyevil1 67M
14 posts
1/4/2006 8:52 pm

Thanks ms kitty, just love you in your teddy!

croppedgrip 54M

1/8/2006 2:18 pm

Hi there... It was interesting that you said that deep throat is "everyone's favourite"!

I always find that the person deep throating me gets off on it more than me. Being able to stick all of my cock down their throat and hold it there is clever, but nothing beats a good bit of suckin', lickin' and lappin' for me.

Personally I would be happy if they only got a third of it in their mouth, but they really make the most of that third!!!


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