My last rant about work...I swear!  

desertsong91 45F
15 posts
6/22/2006 7:13 pm

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6/26/2006 9:24 pm

My last rant about work...I swear!

Is it just me or does there seem to be a general lack of decorum in the workplace these days? My office is full of no class, trailer park dwelling, nose picking, gas passing rejects. Not to mention ghetto tramps like our sales manager. That bitch has been ridden more times that Sea Biscuit. But I digress...

Just the other day, I walk into the copy room and I see a co-worker picking his nose. Not just one of those quick swipes to make sure nothing is hanging out...I mean full on, finger up to the second knuckle nose picking. And he didn't even try to play it off because in his little hillbilly world "pickin' dem boogers is A-OK".

Yesterday, one of the old grandmas took off her squeaky granny shoes. The only problem is that she took them off in the office and propped her big, fat, rusty, crusty feet on a chair just outside her cubicle. Now, she has the cubicle closest to the glass doors which lead from the lobby. Can you imagine coming into the lobby and seeing those bloated toes? (Oh and I'd like to thank my co-worker who pointed those gnarly feet out to me right after the lunch hour...who says I wanted to keep that food down anyway?) Hey Granny...Fred Flintstone called...he wants his feet back!

But what can you expect when Granny's manager sits at her desk and picks at her toenails? Or that I have caught Granny pulling out her chin hairs with tweezers at her desk. Have you bitches heard of grooming your raggedy asses at home? People at work will use the restroom and not wash their hands. Or worse, come out of the bathroom with toilet seat covers and toilet paper trailing from behind. I realize it may be hard for Granny to look around that big butt of hers to see if something is trailing back there, but couldn't you hear the paper crinkling? Oh wait, probably not over the sound of those goddamned squeaky shoes.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/22/2006 8:05 pm

One will be a Granny too! But if you remember all of'll probably be a very sexy one! It is amazing what people will do at work, isn't it?

rm_dbear1000 50M

6/22/2006 8:12 pm

You are just too funny. I'm pretty fed up with my job too. Let me know if I can help you get your mind off of work for a little while. Hope to hear from you soon.

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