Fresh as a daisy...THIS ONE WILL SLAY YOU  

deliciousngood 65F
1130 posts
7/22/2006 2:16 pm

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Fresh as a daisy...THIS ONE WILL SLAY YOU

I got THIS lovely EMAIL from some twit....I have NO CLUE what precipitated this..we don't KNOW each other, HAVE NOT MET, and well....here it is:

> > > Sender: Anton6789
> > > To: deliciousngood
> > > Date: Jul 21, 2006 11:38 PM EDT
> > >
> > > You probably run a wet bar of Irish Spring under your armpits every morning and, if we're lucky, maybe take a swipe near your unmentionables. That's the beginning and the end, am I right? You might be surprised to find that Irish Spring or no, you STILL may be stinky. It's true! See, girls secrete sweat and stuff down there, just like boys. And it's an area that never gets any sunlight or fresh air, just like boys. You piss and shit and sometimes it doesn't all go away, just like boys. You have hair down there, just like boys. See where I'm going with this? You may stink as bad -- nay, worse! -- than me, the lucky guy about to put your nipples in my mouth. But have you ever heard a boy say he "doesn't do that"? Exactly. We don't say that. So do me a favor, please, and tomorrow start scrubbing your gentials with the same fervor I scrub mine. And consider buying wet toilet paper, it really does help you stay clean throughout the day. Anytime you think you might be perfectly clean, just rub a finger around your vagina and butt crack, then smell it. If comes up Irish Spring, perfect. If not, just think. I'm going to have to put my face in that.


My response: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Then he says....What do you mean? (OMG>..idioits rule the planet)

SO I say.....and this is my final word I PROMISE YOU>....>Let tme tell you something..there is not ONE WOMAN on the planet that would be happy to receive the note you sent to me...NOT ONE> It is mysogynistic, hateful, arrogant and rude.-


No repsonse from the scrubber....hahaha


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
7/22/2006 2:25 pm

update: Me thinks he wants the LAST WORD...but NO.


> Sender: Anton6789
> To: deliciousngood
> Date: Jul 22, 2006 5:14 PM EDT
>
> > You sound angry?
YA THINK???

so I reply:

From: deliciousngood
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Hi There
Message: > NOPE...simply mystified and slightly disgusted. Good luck finding ms. clean


Can you say : B L O C K


chiparoux 50M
30 posts
7/22/2006 3:50 pm

~ stunned silence ~

~ still thinking....but no words come ~


rm_mainevern 52M
10197 posts
7/22/2006 3:57 pm

And another mental defective reveals themselves . Funny how people like that have a compulsion to make sure the rest of us know exactly who they are .

I Wanna Pull Purpletrashcan's Fucking Hair!


jnrnboise 52M/52F
2 posts
7/22/2006 3:59 pm

He has a uniuqe way of looking at things. He"s probably one of the many single men on this site wondering why they can't hook up.


OboesHonedIambs 63F

7/22/2006 4:25 pm

Lordy that boy has some mighty poor social skills.

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deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
7/22/2006 5:00 pm

    Quoting chiparoux:
    ~ stunned silence ~

    ~ still thinking....but no words come ~
Oh, my chipperboy, I had words...LOL grrrr


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
7/22/2006 5:01 pm

    Quoting rm_mainevern:
    And another mental defective reveals themselves . Funny how people like that have a compulsion to make sure the rest of us know exactly who they are .
Yes...they do. Why is still a mystery


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
7/22/2006 5:03 pm

    Quoting jnrnboise:
    He has a uniuqe way of looking at things. He"s probably one of the many single men on this site wondering why they can't hook up.
Me thinks he's needing a "sanitized for your protection" blow-up doll


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
7/22/2006 5:04 pm

    Quoting OboesHonedIambs:
    Lordy that boy has some mighty poor social skills.
YA THINK????hehe


NEsailor 70M

7/23/2006 5:41 am

I'd shove the Irish Spring bar in his mouth. That's where it would really do some good!


jamesr122 46M/46F

7/23/2006 7:20 am

well at least you get a responce we cant seem to get even a shitty one like that


tootsiedippin 54M/54F
1078 posts
7/23/2006 9:45 am

I'm with Chip there are no words

But you on the other hand: "mysogynistic" with a "y" no less...lol bet he had to look that one up!

Dippin


jamesr122 46M/46F

7/23/2006 2:33 pm

thank you for responding in my blog starting to get faith in humankind back


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
7/24/2006 4:55 am

I just do not know ,Huny. MAybe that is some kink I never heard of??


ilsgicemru 73M
2822 posts
7/24/2006 2:44 pm


...................... Delicious

I have been trying to figure this guy out !! .. I'm baffled !! .. And of all the women on this site he chooses to send it to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.................... G.


rm_charlieff 77M
264 posts
7/25/2006 12:06 am

Idiots DON'T rule so he otta craw back under the rock he came out of and take his smelly genitles with him. Besides, if he likes the taste of Irish Spring he better stick to licking a bar of soap instaed of a woman.


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
7/25/2006 7:01 am

    Quoting rm_charlieff:
    Idiots DON'T rule so he otta craw back under the rock he came out of and take his smelly genitles with him. Besides, if he likes the taste of Irish Spring he better stick to licking a bar of soap instaed of a woman.
GOOD ONE...LOL

A lot he knows about women: MOST if not all women would NEVER let Irish Spring anywhere near their "unmentionables"...O boy!! I am still laughing!


keithcancook 61M
18006 posts
7/26/2006 7:19 pm

    Quoting goodatgspots:
    He'll be in the advice-lines soon complaining about "Why are women even here if they don't want to meet", or some nonsense like that.
LMAO! Good one, goodatgspots!

NEsailor makes a good point, too.

Nobody who can put sentences together into coherent language is so clueless as to send a letter such as that. I suspect a purpose behind his campaign. It is doubtful that you are the only person to recieve this mail.

Who knows, it could be somebody's sick idea of a college fraternity prank. Or maybe even a survey taken in a deviant professor's class? Certainly it is not geared for successful meeting on AdultFriendFinder.

Blog On!


CognitiveVoodoo 46F

8/9/2006 5:06 pm

Actually, I don't think it's a prank email. Oh, it's real, but I doubt your boy genius there wrote it. It was probably written by a female behavioral psychoanalyst who is keeping tabs on that email (and all who reply). She's doing a study on the effects of the synapses in the male brain being so coated with testosterone that they aren't firing properly. It's not his fault. He's a dumbass, and we all know it.

Your shock at his initial email and following responses is actually just disappointment... you believed, as most of us would like to, that men just aren't that stupid anymore. That male dumbassedness (yes, it's a word... I made it up) has been eradicated from the general population. Sorry, sweetie, it still exists.

If it helps, this cracked me up, especially your responses.


bill_e_2 73M  
846 posts
8/10/2006 6:11 pm

I'm going to agree with CognitiveVoodoo's opinion...NOBODY could write an e-mail like that one and be serious about it.


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
8/10/2006 8:40 pm

Oh I think this person was deadly serious


rm_Happyfree50 68M
76 posts
8/10/2006 9:42 pm

I like a lot of the responses. Seems to be general agreement that this guy is a poster child for reverse darwinism. Removal of the unfit. He'll never procreate and his line will die out -- Thank goodness.

But I also think the dude was totally serious. Totally whacked, but totally serious and as it was stated -- to send this to a woman of charm, intelligence and social skill is ridiculous. To send it to any other human being is ridiculous.

And what about those of us who enjoy the scent of a woman -- HOOOOOAH!!!

Delish, don't worry about it too much. Seems like a bunch of folks have your back on this one. And rightfully so.

Blog on woman, blog on!


rm_kevbuzz77 40M
1 post
1/12/2007 10:41 pm

brrrr! this one gives me the all over heebie jeebies


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
1/13/2007 5:00 am

KeyBuzz77...you think???

Thanks for visiting page 2 of my blog


rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
3/14/2007 9:30 pm

you are right. by far the very very worst email i've ever seen!! i have no idea what possesses anyone to write such -- i don't even have words to describe it --- but i would have to assume it is one of the lower life forms, even tho he speaks english with reasonable clarity.



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LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
3/15/2007 2:51 am

......I don't know what to say either...did he REALLY think he was just being helpful???......sheesh!!


evil_lolita 35F

3/15/2007 5:33 am



I think that I have actually been rendered speechless by his witlessness.

I mean - who sends that sort of email unsolicited? Wtf?!

Come to the edge, he said. They said: We are afraid. Come to the edge, he said. They came. He pushed them and they flew.

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Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
3/15/2007 10:25 am

omg...some people are just strange lol

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CB_2 52F

3/16/2007 4:02 am

Maybe he's a salesman for Irish Spring soap (I guess that's what it is?) and is trying an altenative approach?

Actually, I imagine he works along the lines of "any response is better than no response". As such, you've got to admit, it's an inventive chat up line. Even if it's a thoroughly non-productive one.

Blogito ergo sum.


poontownhero 54M

3/16/2007 8:38 am

Aye, and he's manly, too!

WHAT THE?!?!?

Sorry, though. My uncontrolable quest for oneupmanship compells me to contribute the following lies:

Mr. Irish Spring, that's just not clean enough! I choose the much more superior option of constantly keeping my testicles, bladder and large intestine filled with Dial anti-bacterial handsoap. I can wash my hands right there at the table in a restaurant by simply reaching into my pants. There is never any need to use "wet" toilet paper (EW~!), and I also always leave the bowl cleaner than I found it! And the Mrs. loves that when we get scrubby in the tubby together, it always leads to a bubble bath! (I do have a heck of a time explaining away the foamy deposits on the floor after I've seen an exciting R-rated movie.)

SO THERE!! TOP THAT LOAD OF CRAZY, MR. CONVENTIONAL SOAP USER!!!

Later.


Mariana_Trench_ 44F
4401 posts
2/7/2010 11:58 pm

    Quoting rm_kevbuzz77:
    brrrr! this one gives me the all over heebie jeebies
I agree with Kevbuzz...but also with the people/person who said it made them laugh. Not at you, with you.

Still chuckling. And Irish Springs? Please. Nobody buys that shit.

MT


deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
2/8/2010 5:59 pm

WOW MAriana! YOu are a little late to this party but i REALLY appreciate you reading my blog!


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