this season  

rm_daywalker322 48M
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12/24/2005 3:31 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

this season


just want anyone that views my blog to have a happy raunchy sexy xmas and a happy new year
enjoy this joke
The Amish Bride
An Amish girl is engaged to be married. A few days before the wedding she goes on a carriage ride with her mother. "Mom, my hands are cold." "Stick them between your legs and they’ll warm up," says her mother. The following day she goes on a carriage ride with her fiancĂ©, "my hands are cold," he says. "Stick them between my legs and they’ll warm up,’" she says. The day after that they again go no a carriage ride, " My nose is cold, " says the fiancĂ©. "stick it between my legs and it’ll warm up," says the girl. The third day they are out on another carriage ride. "my penis is cold," says that boy. "stick it between my legs and it will warm up." The girl returns home after the carriage ride and says, "mom do you know what a penis is?" "yes," answers the mother. then the girl tells her." they sure do make a mess when they thaw out."

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