hillbillies  

daybreak68 40F
802 posts
3/17/2006 1:24 pm

Last Read:
4/6/2006 7:28 pm

hillbillies


Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of
whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to
turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm
and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the
bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver', but I ain't ! never seed nobody do it!"

Dawn happyf;


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/25/2006 11:23 am

LMAO...I think that was invented out west...lol

Good Joke.

lustytaurus


spacecadet561 61M

4/6/2006 6:19 pm

I've heard a different version, just as tacky. Still, a useful laugh in so far a so-so round of blog browsing.

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