Blowjob Etiquette  

daybreak68 40F
802 posts
1/28/2006 11:27 am

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Blowjob Etiquette


(By A Female)

1. First and foremost we are not obliged to do it.

2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you do get one be grateful.

3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw but it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.

4. Extension to rule #3 - No I don't have to swallow.

5. My ears are not handles

6. Extension to rule #5 - Do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally I don't want to puke on your prick.

7. I don't care how relaxed you are it's NEVER ok to fart.

8. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I have ruined it for you

9. No it doesn't particularly taste good and I don't care about the protein count.

10. No I will not do it while you watch t.v.

(By A Male)

1. First of all, yes you're obliged to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger and dirtier) who will.

2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.

3. You want to talk about farting, Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?

4. I will use your ears as i see fit. Don't worry about it and be thankfull i'm not pulling your hair.

5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning.

6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.

7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when i tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavour country.

8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.

9. Play with the balls.

10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we have had better.

11. If you swallow you won't have to worry about getting any on your face will you?

Dawn happyf;


sexyeyes375 48F

1/28/2006 12:45 pm

Too Funny... especially the Male version


crazygurl2xx 58F

1/28/2006 12:52 pm

Having had both, pussy tastes far better than men's cum.I have never gagged from the taste of pussy.
Oh, and female, you forgot to tell mate.... Just because we aren't licking your ass during a blow job doesn't mean we can't smell it! Maybe that's why she didn't touch your balls...the smell of ass is hard to remove!
Lovingly,
CGurl


rm_magnet4u22 50F
18406 posts
1/28/2006 4:00 pm

This is too funny!!!! Especially, CGurl's comment.



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