Ways to maintain a Healthy Level of Sanity  

dasher121 37M
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10/16/2005 3:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ways to maintain a Healthy Level of Sanity

- At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and a hair dryer. Point it at cars as they drive by and see if they slow down.

- In the Memo field of all checks write "For smuggling Diamonds."

- Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice.

- Finish all of your sentences with "According to the Prophecy."

- Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

- Tell your children over dinner "Due to the current economy we're going to have to let one of you go."

- When leaving the zoo run towards the parking lot screaming "Run for your lives!! They're loose!!"

- Put Decaf in the work coffee maker for three weeks. When everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

- Sing along at the Opera.

dasher121 37M

11/8/2005 7:00 am

Yeah, def one of my personal favorites, thanks!

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