Vacation Blues  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
5/9/2006 3:54 am

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Vacation Blues

Goodmorning/evening my freaky darlings. Coming to you bright and early at the ass crack o' dawn, like usual lol. Dont you just love when your day gets completely screwed up just by one simple early morning conversation?

Every summer, a group of people consisting of my older sister, her fiance, a newly wed couple that's my age, the married females single uncle(he's a trip!), and a recently divorced friend go tent camping. Our "camping season" starts at the end of May every year at Summersville lake WVA. That area is absolutely beautiful! We tent camp, drink LOTS, boat, water skii, tube, swim, and def get loaded at the camp site along with cooking tons of food.

Well, this year my sisters fiance has to bring his little boy who is about 9 years old and my personal shadow lol, and the recently divorced man is dating a woman who is bringing her two teenage daughters along with her third youngest!! This fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats one rule we stuck to for the last three years that we've been doing this, no kids. These were declaired "adult weekends". And not by FFA standards so get your freaky heads out of the gutter on this one! The only "laying" the dude does on these trips is his head on the pillow when he passes out drunk at the end of the night!

Worst part is, I cant get out of it! Besides the fact that my sister would have my head on a pit, we already payed in advance for the spot and I have committed to that. So Im fucking stuck, hoo-raaay for me! This is my only damn vacation and Im really not going to be in the mood for this!

So thanks to my camping fellow's for bringing the joy in my morning!

End Transmission,


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/9/2006 4:42 am

hugs hun,my sympathy beening childless i refuse also to go away with friends if there kids tag along.
Good luck your going to need it,

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dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:15 am:
oh yeah, def going to need it. Thanks!

pet_humility 50F

5/9/2006 5:26 am

Yikes that bites!
But make the best of it and show your "shadow" how real
men camp. Might be fun!

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:16 am:
might be, but Im going with no, not fun at all hahaha.

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
5/9/2006 6:13 am

They are taking the kids!!?? Interesting choice.
But then, the dynamics of that group were going to be kinda interesting this year anyway.
Sorry that you are bummed out about it though.

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:17 am:
eh, its cool. shit happens right?

goldinboy2 61M

5/9/2006 6:15 am

What can I tell ya, Make the best of it teach the kids something about camping make it iteresting for them and they won't be a pain in the ass. Thats the facts son I do the big brother thing all the time it will only be a crapy vacation if "you" let it be.

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:17 am:
oh no doubt man, and I hear you there. Will def try to make the best of it, just a little bummed.

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
5/9/2006 6:19 am

that sucs

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:17 am:
yeah, tell me about it lol.

LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
5/9/2006 6:34 am

I just love when people turn adult vacations into the family affair. Thats one reson we stopped riding up to Sturgis for the Bike Ralley.. Too many kids... I leave mine at home. Why can't everyone else..

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dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:18 am:
I ask the same damn thing!

jadedbabe78 107F

5/9/2006 6:58 am

Yeah....I like my vacations to be childless. If I want a family vacation, I'll take 'em to Disney World, otherwise...tehy're shipped off to grandma's while *I* go have some quality adult fun (and noooo, not dirty fun damnit!)

I feel your pain.

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:18 am:
hahahha now why would I assume you to have dirty fun? hahaha.

willudomeharder 40F
85 posts
5/9/2006 6:58 am

Sooooo not fair! I know exactly how you feel. Being the only sibling who doesn't have any children...I have been in this situation many many times. The best way I have found to handle it is to be prepared to make your own fun. The atmosphere is definitely different when kids are around (as it should be), so...while it will still be "a good time"...just be prepared to entertain yourself. You can do seem like a guy who can have fun wherever he goes. Good luck.

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:19 am:
thanks! and you are correct, Ill make my own fun. No worries about al that.

rm_mzbitch2u 48F
63 posts
5/9/2006 12:57 pm

i think the first day you get there, scope out the campground, find the tent with the hot chics in it, and crash with them for your vacation!!! LOL

and the only other suggestion i can give u to get thru this is....weed, LOTS of weed!!!

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:19 am:
oh no worries there! will be plenty of "herbs" in my pocket that weekend!

StillSmokin2oo6 45M/44F

5/9/2006 4:31 pm

Yeah,that sucks!! I wouldn't even think about gettin kids around any of my camping escapades... We tend to be like a bunch of kids ourselves when we get in the woods,,usually a bunch of drunk burnout fuckers fallin all over!!!

I'll have to agree with mzbitch on this one,,,Grass dude,,lots and lots of Grass!!!

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:20 am:
I hear you also hahaha. and yeah, thats how we all tend to be(but im the only burnout lol) so things are going to be VERY different this year.

digdug41 50M

5/9/2006 8:02 pm

Hey dasher it can't be that bad there just kids ya may learn something from'em

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dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:20 am:
you know dug, you do have a point there hahahaha.

carebearluv2 43F

5/9/2006 8:55 pm

While I am someone really into kids, I can definitely understand where you are coming from. I got one vacation this year and it included all 7 of my close, immediate family members. It didn't seem like much of a vacation!

On the flip side, I have a suggestion. Borrow or bring a PSP or Gameboy for the 9 year old. If he is anything like my son, it will keep him busy for hours.

As far as the teenage girls, I wouldn't worry. If they think you are hot, you will have trouble but other than that, they'll probably be busy doing their own thing.

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:21 am:
great advice there! Unfortuantely, I dont have a PSP and he loves to play with my cell phone. And although its a good idea to pacify him, its my fucking cell phone! hahaha.

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
5/9/2006 9:27 pm

grab your bong, toke a few and then come back to the family affair.....

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:21 am:
thats pretty much the plan hahaha.

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
5/10/2006 2:22 am

the only constant is change....

gud luck

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:22 am:
very true! and thanks

rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
5/10/2006 5:20 pm

Hang in there.. after enough beer you won't even remeber the kids are there. Never liked camping- I sucked as a campfire girl as a kid. Give me air conditioning, a bed, and a shower.

My brother and sister-in-law went to Alaska last year and camped on a glacier for a week as a vacation, psychotic as they were- they left the kid at home

dasher121 replies on 5/12/2006 4:22 am:
yeah, i def like camping, but the glacier thing might be a bit too much for my tastes thank you very much hahaha.

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