The Bloggers Game(Dasher Style!)  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
5/25/2006 5:47 am

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The Bloggers Game(Dasher Style!)

Hola Freaky Ds! I played this game over at micahbiguns

and MOfunNOWWOW blogs and thought yeah it would be fun to pose to all of you. But I couldnt resist putting my own twist on it. Same concept, but completely different things.

Leave a comment and I will:

1. Tell you what kind of a potsmoker I think you are or would be.

2. I will tell you what crazy sexual habbits I think you have or should have muahahaha.

3. If your female I will tell you the most likely place that you and I will ever make out.

4. I will tell you what your rapper name would be.

5. I will tell you what whack adventure the two of us would have if we hung out

6. I will tell you what your porno name would be.

7. I will ask you something that I have always wondered about you.

8. In order to play here you should be willing to post this yourself So please repost this in your Blog. Let the games begin

sign in above photo reads: Beauty may only be skin deep- but its nice to have if you're stupid and poor.


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

5/25/2006 6:57 am

Hilarious and much MOFUN 20 points baby! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


dasher121 replies on 5/25/2006 7:23 am:
1. What Kind of potsmoker I think you would be:

- "activity smoker" you like pot because of its enhancements of life and perceptual boundary breaking, idleness is not what you like to do while in this state. Plainly speaking, you like to go out and do shit!

2. Crazy sexual habbits you have or should have:

- you are the definiton of "freak in the sheets"! Your favorite position is hamster style where you like to do it while running on your giant hamster wheel you keep concealed in your basement.

3. Place that you and I would make out:

- while running on your hamster wheel

4. Your rapper name:

MC Dilly Hop!

5. Whack adventure we have:

We travel to the far reaches of the thickest Columbian Jungle......just for fun lol. While there, we accidently chop a tree down(thats a long story there!) and it lands on someone. This someone happens to be the biggest enemy of the Columbian drug lord Pablo Escabar! He takes us in, like some wookie life debt, and insists that we work for him running drugs and guns. Within a year, we assasinate Pablo and take over his business becoming King and Queen of the underground ruling the world with an Iron fist...........all because we crushed someone with a random tree!

6. Your porno name:

Lizzy Tillsdale

7. strange question, are you as good of a kisser as you look?

EroticaXTC 51F

5/25/2006 7:18 am

ummmm, what if i don't want to post it?


dasher121 replies on 5/25/2006 7:34 am:
well no one says that you have t- oh wait, yeah it does! lol.

1. kind of potsmoker:

- "The Bong Baster": you are a bong chick all the way(my favorite!) You love nothing more than to straddle a 5footer between your legs and fill that fucker up!!! And you can out smoke most dudes with your giant love bong!

2. Crazy Sexual habbits:

- you are the pure essence of sensuality, a great lover, and very passionate. However, when you cum you have the tendancy to start yelling out in different tongues, your eyes blaze red, and some swear that tiny horns grow out of your head. Its a frightening sight, especially if you are on top.........yet its still so damn sexy!

3. place we would make out:

- Hanging upside down from a ceiling fan. Spin baby spin! Seriously, you are another one who i bet is a great kisser.

4. Rapper name:

Ghetto XXX

5. whack adventure:

After making out hanging upside down from a ceiling fan, we decide to take a walk. Upon walking down the street a huge riot breaks out between Trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Its out of control, plastic light sabers, sissy slaps, books and signed copies of William Shatner and Mark Hamil being torn and thrown as blunt objects. You turn to me suddenly and spout out, "AdultFriendFinder must represent!" Reaching in your purse you pull out a double headed dildo, handing me a regular one, and we charge into the frey. We fight furiously until no one is left standing but the two of us.

dasher121 replies on 5/25/2006 7:37 am:
6. your porno name:

Jennifer Jewls

7. You work or at one time worked as a prison guard?

EroticaXTC 51F

5/25/2006 8:05 am

I currently work as one, though we're called "correctional officers" or C/O's these days


dasher121 replies on 5/25/2006 8:12 am:
shit, my bad Erotica, I should know that too. I have family memebers who are also Correctional officers lol. Take no offence at my slow kidness

EroticaXTC 51F

5/25/2006 8:26 am

lol, no problemo


willudomeharder 40F
85 posts
5/25/2006 8:49 am

hmmmmm....this sounds like fun. I'll definitely re-post it...lol..I love telling people what I think of them!


dasher121 replies on 5/25/2006 9:43 am:
1. potsmoker you would be:

- "Captn Giggles": Captn Giggles is one of the most enjoyable smokers to be around! You find EVERYTHING humorous when high. You giggle and smirk constantly and its adorable, so we just keep packing the pipe and handing it to you. Although you dont know how to work a "carb" we have to keep things nice and simple for you

2. Crazy sexual habbits:

- hmmm, had to think LONG and HARD on this one lol. You enjoy nothing more than to dress up sexy and tease. Short skirts, thigh highs, grannie panties(those are so hot!). Your imfamous sexual position would be the Grand Jack Hammer. It involves the man standing on his head, jumper cables, 2 bottle of extra strength lube, and twelve boxes of condoms. Its complicated but fun as hell!! or so Ive heard anyway lol.

3. place we'd make out:

- Honestly, Id most likely make out with you anywhere and everywhere. But hey, thats just me!

4. Rapper name:

- DJ Dramatic "Pause for the Cause"

5. Our Whack Adventure:

- one evening after countless hours of intence make out sessions(i wish! lol.) we decide that it would be fun to travel to the polar ice regions(well, why the hell not?!!). Upon arrival an indigenous people that go by the complicated name "ghlsskdoioeiwhaaaaaa;s clic clic" surround us telling you that you are a profit in their predictions for the comming of their next great leader. They show us an ice cave wall with a clearly chissled facial that looks NOTHING like you. But hell, why not take advantage of this. Needless to say, we fuck this up royally only 23 hrs into our stay. Which results us having to run for our lives back to the airport me wearing assless chaps, a wool scarf, and kiddie booties. You wearing a crown of broken teeth(they were some weird people!), body glitter, a purple and brown tummyless shirt(they're color blind also), and a Steelers helmet(our fans are everywhere!). Getting on the plane we realize that we can never again return to the polar ice regions. Yeah, like who would want to go there in the first place!

6. your porno name:

Jessica Julian

7. Why do you live so far away?? haha.

Sweetpickles69 48F

5/25/2006 9:53 am

Cool post! But you are a fellow pothead!
Peace,
Pickles


Peace,
Pickles


dasher121 replies on 5/26/2006 5:48 am:
1. Kind of potsmoker:

- "The Carb Queen:" you know how to pump that carb choke like its no tomorrow, producing what high times magazine once called, "The deepest hitting off of a bowl we have ever seen!" Contemporaries of pot smoking every where flock to The Carb Queen like a stoner Obi Wan.

2. Crazy Sexual habbits:

- you have mastered the ancient oral skills passed on from the ancient Egyptians. Cleopatra's secret book on oral fixation somehow made its way into your hands, and as a testimonial on your profile states, "you can suck start a harley!"

3. Place we would make out:

- on the assembly line at a pickle factory

4. your rapper name:

- Pickle Pimpette, another part of the Drive by for Humanity Possee

5. Our whack Adventure:

- You stop over my place one day with two plane tickets to Egypt. You excitedly tell me that you have discovered an ancient map that will lead us to an undiscovered location that has burried in it Cleopatra's secret oral sex manual. So hours and hours later we find ourselves trudging around in some underground cave and whalah! Lo and behold we find it!!! However, upon finding it, we trigger a mechanism that shoots paralysis darts in every direction. Holding the ancient manual, you are infused with Cleo's extrordinary luck and they all miss you. I, am not so lucky. All 321 darts are stuck in my back, ass, and a very uncomforetable place. In your excitement, you leave me laying on the ground twitching to rush back to the states and hone your amazing skills.

6. your porno name:

Annabelle Rae

7. Ive seen you around blogland off and on, how long have you been a resident here?

meerkittykat 43F

5/25/2006 10:12 am

Ok..I'll repost it. Gimme a few hours tho, cos sexydisaster30 also burned up this bad boy for me, and like you, I gotta put my own flavour on it.

--Meer


dasher121 replies on 5/26/2006 6:23 am:
1. Kind of Potsmoker you are:

- "Blunt-tastic": You love to smoke those "l's", big thick blunt filled to the brim with wacky weeds! Its the shiznitle snip snap sally as they would say! Your blunt rolling skills are world famous and imfamous in multiple different underground smoking circles.

2. Crazy sexual habbits:

- you are the inventor of the "Double reverse cowgirl cherry flip". This IS the most complex sexual position to ever come about! Sexual historians and porno stars reguard you as "an inovator of her time". Yet another one I really cant explain without visual aids, hand signals, an hour of my time, and a big bowl of cherries muahahaha.

3. place we'd make out:

- a bus stop in Indonesia! Some wild shit goes on there!

4. Rapper name:

- MC Double Dare

5. Our Whack Adventure:

- After a tense make out session at the bus stop in Indonesia, you are approached by their prime minister of Freakyness, Don Doll Dingles, who offers to pay ANY sum of money to learn your sexual technique the Double Reverse Cowgirl Cherry flip. He believes that he can achieve a higher level or rule and understanding, plus he just wants to be even more famous! However, his heart is weak and fails to tell you so. He suffers from a massive heart attack while doing this act. The people of Indonesia subsequently hated him and thought he was pretty lame, so they are happy about this. They immediately elect you the new Prime minister. You teach your technique to the people of the country and they all become junior international porn starts, blowing away the American porn market and it crumbles into shambles. Indonesia becomes the porn capital of the world!

6. Your porno name:

Felicia Flipstone

7. How did you come up with your handle name?

micahbiguns 52M

5/25/2006 12:53 pm

I like you twist(ed) version of this so Bame Im oops musta took to big a hit dude I meant Game On Oh Shit I just noticed my post # is 666 are you the DEVIL!!!!?????


dasher121 replies on 5/26/2006 7:58 am:
1. Kind of potsmoker you are:

- "Extra Dimensional Smoker" : you enjoy smoking, doesnt matter what kind of device, and talking about space, aliens, and the possibilities of intergallactic weed farming. "Hey man *choke choke* id be out of this world!"

2. Crazy sexual habbits:

- you are known for you male strip act called "Jack the Stripper". Ladies from all over flock to see you act out this perverse yet sexually stimulating show of taking your clothes off while break dancing to "foot loose" and juggling midget strippers! Ive seen the show, it is pretty fucking wild!

3. This question is void due to you being a dude and me not wanting to make out with a dude.

4. Rapper Name:

Pimp Guns 4 Hire, part of the New Jersey Unliminted Inc. Possee

5. Our Whack Adventure:

- During the show of yours that I attended, your midget strippers snapped out and started attacking everyone in the place. It was fucking insaine!! You jumped down into the crowd and I immediately tossed you a broken bottle and grabbed one myself. What occured after that, witnesses call "the greatest two man display of broken bottle kung fu fighting ever seen in a strip club!" It was brutal man. After that, we end up starting our own kung fu school for the style of broken bottle fighting.

6. Your porno name:

- Derrelle Dillinger

7. How did you come up with your handle?

LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
5/25/2006 1:11 pm

sounds fun, it might take me a while to make a few changes LOL



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dasher121 replies on 5/29/2006 9:05 am:
1. Kind of potsmoker you are:

- "Im not feeling it smoker": You will smoke and smoke and smoke, yet no reaction. People almost get mad because they think they are wasting pot yet are completely amazed at your tolerance level. You also get quite frustrated. However, when you get home hours later it all hits you at once. You go "nova" on the high scale and are blasted! Now sets in the irony of the situation. You get so high that you dont remember it. So, you awake the next day only thinking that dammit this shit didnt work again!

2. Crazy sexual habbits:

- you have become imfamous in two galaxies as well as a few US provinces for perfecting "froggy style". Yes, thats right, I said froggy style. Its ancient, its been lost for thousands of years, but you somehow know how to do it! And you are a perfectionist when it gets down to the dirty dirty "ribbit ribbit!"

3. Where we would make out:

- at the back of a congressional meeting.

4. Rapper Same:

- The Sultry Assasin!

5. Our Whack Adventure:

- After making out in the back of a meeting of congress, we wait till everyone clears out and start to explore. We suddenly hear someone wimpering behind the podium. Its none other than our President George Bush. After asking him whats wrong, he tells us that he has lost his pet hamster and is worried for his life. We calm him down and help search for it. After a while we find the little guy and GW thanks us with a kick ass Air Force one ride back to our homes. Before stepping off the plane, you tie his shoe for him and tell him he doenst want to trip!

6. Your porno name:

- Sassy St. Clair.

7. Whats your favorite color?

MWWwantsmore 52F

5/25/2006 4:00 pm

OK I am game!


dasher121 replies on 5/29/2006 9:24 am:
1. Kind of potsmoker you are:

- "The Sexy smoker": For some reason, the THC chemicals in pot get you horny. When high you begin to talk very breathlessly and sexy. You hold a pipe/joint/blunt very very........well you get the point haha.

2. Crazy sexual habbits:

- you are the definition of "bouncing off the walls". Your man leaves exhausted, drained, and very satisfied. You have also perfected sex hanging from a ceiling and one once called it "the greatest experience I have ever had with blood rushing to one head and being taken from another lol."

3. place we'd make out:

- in your upside down man drainer hehe.

4. Rapper name:

- MC McGriddles

5. Our Whack Adventure:

- Head over to your place one day, finding you washing your car as you always like to do We take a walk, upon our travel a space ship enters the atmosphere right above us, we are both immediately beamed up. The aliens are the most beautiful and sexual human looking beings we have both ever seen. They tell us that they have been monitoring our lives and want us to travel the galaxy with them exploring human and not so human sexuality. "WHy the hell not!" we both say and embarc on the sexiest adventure ever written!

6. Your porno name:

- Babs Bingo

7. Can I watch you wash your car?

carebearluv2 43F

5/25/2006 7:57 pm

Ok I am game. Not sure about posting it on my blog though...all that comment whoring is hard work!


rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
5/25/2006 8:04 pm

oooo oooo I wanna play too


StillSmokin2oo6 45M/44F

5/25/2006 8:05 pm

Do I gotta repost it??? Cuz damn,,I sure wanna know what kinda pot smoker I am... Just no making out,,I don't do that on the first date...


Sweetpickles69 48F

5/26/2006 8:46 am

    Quoting Sweetpickles69:
    Cool post! But you are a fellow pothead!
    Peace,
    Pickles
Thanks for the cool vibes! I've been on AdultFriendFinder a year this week!
Peace out,
Pickles

Peace,
Pickles


pet_humility 49F

5/26/2006 10:37 am

This might be scarey considering the shit you know about me


goldinboy2 61M

5/26/2006 10:40 am

pffft pfffft cough hack hack, wow man what a rush. Ok shoot.


RedheadedMedStd 35F

5/26/2006 4:27 pm

I love the sign! That's awesome!


micahbiguns 52M

5/26/2006 5:17 pm

Micah is my nick name goven to me by friend in highschool Biguns is a morph of my last name and also true


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

5/26/2006 11:55 pm

Okay as far as kissing...I am from Missouri and thats the show me state! I will show you MOstyle this summer. You just let me drive and you don't got to do a thang! {=}


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


Looking4sex44240 55F

5/27/2006 9:09 am

I did my share of pot smoking in high school.


rm_art_persists 52M
1789 posts
5/27/2006 1:59 pm

I'm definitely curious about how you've read me.....


_Safira 54F
11260 posts
5/27/2006 6:17 pm

Sweetpea ~ I posted this on my blog without the "Dash," of course. Hit me with your best shot, Darling! {=}

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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meerkittykat 43F

5/28/2006 8:39 pm

7. How did you come up with your handle name?

I sound more moronic everytime I tell this story. I was up late drunk and high, pissed at an ex, and I decided "I'll show HER!!!" and signed up on a sex site. There was some National Georgraphic special about Kalahari Desert Meerkats on; I thought the little buggers looked so fuckin' cute and funny...and there ya go.
--Meer


MWWwantsmore 52F

5/30/2006 4:57 am

You can watch me wash my car anytime

BTW how did you know all those things about me, whos been talking???


LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
5/30/2006 7:20 am

7. Whats your favorite color?

Purple Baby, it has been since I was a small girl.

I love my rapper name -- Sultry Asassin

Thanks Dude



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