Stupid Jagoff!!!!!!!!  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
3/3/2006 7:19 am

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Stupid Jagoff!!!!!!!!

So as Im driving down the highway today, Im in the left hand lane, and I need to get back over into the right to get off an upcoming exit. Well, there is a soccer mom mobile blocking my re-entry to the slow kids lane. Now, I could gun it, merge over getting in front of her only to slow way the fuck down to get off the exit. I opt not to do this as it really pisses me off when people do that, jump in front of you in a lane just to slow down and jam the brakes. So the dude rides the fast lane a bit slow, lets her move ahead and takes the spot behind her. Well while doing this some ASSHOLE CORK SUCKER rides right into my ass, then while he passes me, lays on the fucking horn and flips me off!!!!!!!!!!

So my question to you, my freaky darlings: Have you ever had the urge to follow some dickless ball sucker home, run at them giving your best ancient war cry, and smash them in the face with a tire iron??!!!!

Yeah, me too.

jadedbabe78 107F

3/3/2006 9:13 am

Yes I have! And I will admit....I will fuck with people's heads.

I *have* followed one or two people before. I don't get out when they stop, but you can tell as you follow them...they're looking in the rear view mirror kind of they flipped off the wrong person . Then at the end, you make them feel like a paranoid freak when you keep driving .

It's my little amusement when I have time.

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
3/3/2006 12:24 pm I ever have that urge? All the time!
Have to admit I've done the same thing as jadedbabe. It's fun! Especially if you follow real close the whole way.

carebearluv2 43F

3/3/2006 8:55 pm

Dash, are you sure you are not driving in TN? They love to pull out in front of you here, slam on their brakes and then move over to the other lane. Now I know most of them grew up with dirt roads, but it is the 21st century!

To answer your question, I feel this urge all the time...wanna join me? hehe

oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
3/4/2006 12:10 am

God yes about every damn day. I have followed some and they have kept going around one block four or five times before I left. They never did stop.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/4/2006 5:46 am


I hate people who dont know how to merge. Ergggggggg

Purry {=}


Hot_n_waiting666 42F
7 posts
3/4/2006 8:08 am

you are so cute hit on my profile; i'm new


Hope to hear from you

rm_texasgal1978 47F
225 posts
3/4/2006 8:11 am

I am usually too busy putting on my makeup while drinking my morning coffee attempting to dial my cell phone to have noticed that happened

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
3/4/2006 9:44 am

lol poele feel the need to piss me off that bad on almost a daily basis LMAO thank god i have a strong hold on my temper these days LOL

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

goldinboy2 61M

3/4/2006 4:18 pm

I believe thats were the road rage law comes into effect, I threw all my rage away when i got divorced ,she got to keep that to. now I just smile and flash the peace sign. Theres just way to much anger in the world.

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
3/4/2006 7:37 pm

I once was passing a car in a two lane road when he decides to speed up while I'm passing. His speeding up forces me out into the other lane while another car is coming at me head-on. I had to hit the ditch while the snow kept trying to suck me over the bank. I pulled it off to finally get ahead of dicklips. So... to make matters worse, he flips me the bird. Not only did he almost kill me, my ex-wife and our passenger, he has the audacity to finger me.

Yes, I did want to smash his head in. (kept myself from doing it though)

TabithaElectra79 39F

3/5/2006 4:32 am

Yes, yes and yes again!!!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
3/5/2006 1:29 pm

Try being behind five tourist cars on a winding road where passing isn't possible unless the first guy PULLS THE *&^% OVER!!!! DAMMIT, NOW YOU'VE GOT ME ON A RANT!!!!!

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/5/2006 4:42 pm

You know, anger management is not only a movie.

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
3/5/2006 4:52 pm

there are so many moron's out there. i try to think of times when i have been the jerk( like in other locale's etc), and back off. however, when having a bad day, it is difficult to not show my annoyance.

tillerbabe 57F

3/5/2006 6:50 pm

No....too many crazy peeps with guns....
But, I have been on the Engine @ work, witnessing road rage in front of us. I got on the "PA" and in my best "Mom" voice told them to "Knock it off!!!!! They did.


3/5/2006 8:29 pm

Ok, I am from a small town, and the speed limit going through town is 30 mph, I am driving minding my own business, on this two lane road. And this bitch, zooms past me, like she was on fire. Passes me in the middle of town. Now I catch up to her due to the fact, she had three stop lights and two stop signs to stop at. And I follow her. She is on her freakin way to Walmart! I park close to her, and when she gets out, I simply ask her, "Was is worth it?" She just looked at me. Then I asked "You do know Walmart is open all night?", she walked off. Then I said, "Did ya know I took down your plate number, and informed the police of your traffic violations?" LOL I really didn't, but hell, got a really fucked up look from her!

pinkzplaytoyz 51F

3/6/2006 5:24 am

yes, i've felt like it, indulged it some in the past...not so violently, however, despite feeling like I wanted to shove the tire iron up their ass!LOL

dasher121 37M

3/6/2006 10:37 am


NOW that is funny hahaha going to have to try that sometime lol.


going to have to keep my eye on you two haha.


nope, last I checked I dont live there, but could be trapped in some alternate reality where everything is backwards lol. Oh, and heard from others that the transition from dirt road to paved can be a bit tricky to learn at first.

dasher121 37M

3/6/2006 10:40 am


haha yet ANOTHER one I need to keep my eye on, too funny. And well deserved by some of those assholes!


You and me both!!!! They drive me nuts!


Hello to you and thanks

texas twister-

never cease to crack me up! And arent you quite the multi tasker hahaha.

dasher121 37M

3/6/2006 10:45 am


yeah can only imagine firey you in a rage...yikes!!! hahaha


you have an excellent point there! There is too much bullshit in the world to worry about assholes on the road. But it doenst take away from the fact that they still exhist lol.


WOw, that is a grade A, classic ASSHOLE!! Yep, I would have def hunted that one down hahahaha.


hahaha yet another multi car tasker! You need to teach me those skills. I can only smoke a cig, do a cross word puzzle, and tie my shoe. Just cant seem to get that one more thing in there lol.

dasher121 37M

3/6/2006 10:50 am

Illustrious Electria-

Well then, glad that you are with me!


oh how i dread to try to imagine the bullshit you have to put up with from all the tourists!! now that REALLY sucks!


REALLY??!!! Holy shit you're right! I google searched it and sure enough it is more than a movie! har har har


truely spoken there, for as much as we hate and loath the assholes, we are one ourselves at times.


That shit always cracks me up. People who are in a hurry to just go from one red light to the next. They pump their gas to warp speed only to travle two blocks just to stop again. *shaking my head*


Yep, somedays the ol tire iron up the ass sounds pretty damn good doesnt it? hahahaha.

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