Sad but Oh so True.........  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
1/16/2006 7:05 am

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Sad but Oh so True.........

Some things about the Dude that are "Sad but oh So true" hahaha enjoy:

- I hold the record to this day for the second most missed days of high school, still graduating, doing it with above a 3.0, going to college, and graduating also. HA! Fuck you to my guidance counselor who said and i quote: "You arent smart enough or a good enough student for college, I think you should join the army instead." Big fat middle finger to him! With my diploma in the other hand!

- While working for a restaraunt in High school being that i was the most agile, so they said, the dumpster got too full and the Dude was made to jump in it and jump up and down to make more room. In mid jump, my legs broke through 4 layers of trash bags and I was stuck for 25 min up to my chest lol.

- I worked alot at the restaraunt my senior year, and very late nights as well. My parents told me if i missed school because of it i would have to quit. So id leave in the morning in my car, drive around till they both left for work and go back home and to sleep. Well, many times my dad played hookie as well. So the dude got into a habbit of leaving a sleeping bag in the back seat and driving to the local grocery store parking lot. Id jump into the back and sleep for a few hours. Man, sleeping in the back seat of a car can REALLY throw you off for a day lol.

- I ran cross country in high school. The little ass shorts we had to wear had tightly whiteys built into them to hold your "unit" in place because of how horribly short they were. Well, mine didnt, and I forgot to pack some whiteys in my bag for one race and just had boxers.

So as Im running full speed through the crowd at the opening of the race I felt a slapping against my thigh. Look down and to my horror 3 inches or so of my cock had flopped out and was a swinging in the wind as I ran. Needless to say, I did not have a good race. But I did get some interesting looks from the lady runners as we got back onto the bus lol.

- I am so terrified of heights that while waiting in line at amusement parks for a rollercoaster, i get very sick, go pale, and have a panic attack! It sucks! But once i get on, Im fine and get off laughing. Go figure.

- I am Obsessive compulsive about clutter. I wont put it away, but make neat little stacks everywhere. Oganize the chaos peeps!

- While I was a little kid, during a massive neighborhood snowball fight, I found a GIANT pile of shit that my bulldog had just dropped off. So I sandwhiched it between two lumps of snow and threw it at the kid I least liked(what an asshole he was!). Yep, I hit him point blank square in the chest and shit exploded all over his face, chest, hair, and some in his mouth. He ripped off his clothes and ran home crying. Still feel a little bad about.....oh who am I kidding it was fucking hilrairous! And perfect justice since he was the neighborhood bully!

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
1/16/2006 9:51 am

OMG Dude, that dumpster diving incident HAD to be disgusting and I would have loved to have seen that race, that HAD to be embarrASSing, so funny. *slap*

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
1/16/2006 12:43 pm

ROFL! God, I loved the shit snowball. There's always a kid like that that no one likes.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
1/16/2006 3:22 pm

I can't stop laughing at the dumpster image. I organize my clutter into piles also, great minds must think alike. I am also afraid of heights-- if you tell me you also have a wierd fear of driving over bridges I would believe we were separated at birth

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
1/16/2006 4:58 pm

(laughs @ track story with tears rolling down her face )

So does this mean you didn't go on the Steel Phantom at Kennywood?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
1/16/2006 4:59 pm

Seeing which story we each thought was the funniest is like a little Blog Rorschak test, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

jadedbabe78 107F

1/16/2006 5:54 pm

LOL--you reminded me of my senior year--I used to drive to a park in the next town, lay my seat back and sleep until noon, then go home and sleep some more! All because I stayed out way too late the night before! lol

And omg, the shit snowball---classic! LOL.

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
1/16/2006 9:08 pm

God I love you! You always send me off in a good mood. These factoids are priceless ... and I wish there were pictures to accompany them. *wicked grin*/*gentle hugs*

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


rm_LilBlondeNZ 42F
1028 posts
1/16/2006 9:35 pm


Were your ears burning today? Safira and I led a Dasher-lovefest in chat today. Made eveyone go read your blog. Hopefully they weren't drinking anything while reading this post... For I'm sure it would have ended up spattered all over their monitors at the mention of "shit snowball".

I already learned my lesson last time

We HAVE to get you in chat with Bulging_boy one day... you are the American version I think, with all your crazy fucked up stories. I'm sure you guys could go on for like 3 hours just on penis-related stories alone... ET doctor fondling his, yours escaping your shorts during a race... I'm sure it goes on.

Get in touch with _Safira or myself to be added to messenger list if you want to visit with us one night...


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
1/16/2006 10:41 pm

Loved this post! {=}

Agile Dude in the dumpster wearing gold medal for
best dressed runner on the
that's what I'm goin' to bed thinkin' about!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
1/17/2006 12:49 am

Yep, the track episode made me laugh 'till I cried...I'm gonna have to ask my cousin if that ever happened to him, he ran track...

Piles of stuff only stay organized if you don't have curious house cats...I'm gonna throw them out soon...

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
1/17/2006 1:15 am

*looks up and takes time off from obsessively organizing scattered books into neat piles to read Dash's post, then succumbs to fits of giggles at the thought of a dumpster jumping, free-swinging, track shorts wearing Dasher*

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
1/17/2006 3:19 am

ohhhhhhhhh chest deep??? YUCK!!!! and i would have enjoyed being there for the track incident LOL too funny LOL

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

dasher121 37M

1/17/2006 5:04 am


can laugh about the dumpster thing now, but had a shitty night at work and then they made me do that, then sat there and laughed, THEN argued about who was going to go in and help me.......hence why it took 25 min to get me out! assholes lol.


Oh yeah, I still chuckle to this day about the shit snowball! i saw my dog on the side of my house, she looked up at me and i swear she smiled as she stepped aside and showed me the steaming pile of shit! it was huge!!! i patter her on the head and did my thing lol.

dasher121 37M

1/17/2006 5:06 am


glad im not the only clutter organizer lol. and sorry to disappoint, i have no fear of driving over bridges but can oh so see where you come from on that!


No i did, but it took me a loooooooong time to do so hahahahaha. but after that, i loved it! still to this day though, have to close my eyes on the first hill and drop.

dasher121 37M

1/17/2006 5:09 am


looks like its a toss up between the dumpster and the cock in the race hahahahahaha.


oh yeah, hat ladders!!! i made the mistake of working for a house painting company, and after falling off of a 50 foot ladder for the third time i called it quits in two weeks lol.


ok, wheh, thought i was the only one who did weird shit like that. doesnt it just throw you off for the day too? you just dont feel right after sleeping in your car lol.

dasher121 37M

1/17/2006 5:14 am


*bows to the left, bows to the right* thank you thank you. very glad that i can put you in a good mood. and thanks for the hug and wicked grin, one back at you!


and very sweet dreams to you


Yes yes, that is what is important, the wisedom in the badness is what keeps us grounded hehe.

dasher121 37M

1/17/2006 5:18 am


to tell you the truth, as horrified as i was, i was laughing the whole way through the race. i actually was running next to my best friend at the time and he asked me what was so funny. i said,

"dude, my fucking cock is flopping out of my shorts!" he actually fell back on the ground laughing!


now now, i can so feel your dirty little mind a churning. and hey! get your hands out of.........oh ok, go ahead hehehe.


oh yeah, chest deep. i felt so violated, dirty, and well just freaking yukky!!! had to boil myself in hot water when i got home and threw out my shoes and clothes!

Efilnikufecin69 48M

1/17/2006 6:30 am

assbag? too funny dude, too funny!

curious082385 32F
4925 posts
1/17/2006 6:47 am

dasher121 37M

1/17/2006 8:19 am

whats up Efil??!! yeah, i love that saying. I got it from a movie but cant remember which one. My fav by you still stands to this day,

"about as exciting as watching snow melt" lol.


oh yeah, big grin back at you hehehehe. dirty minds think alike dont they? lol.

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
1/17/2006 2:25 pm

i dont blame ya LMAO i would have done the same i am sure LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

MrNuttz05 50M

1/17/2006 4:49 pm

I swear, dude, can you say reincarnation???? Scared of heights? I used to be until I jumped out of my 1st aircraft in the Army... My counselor told me that I was NOT college material either as I walked away from a scholarship to join UNCLE SAM... My senior job was a busboy for Bob Evans & instead of throwing the shitball, I got hit by one. (lol)

dasher121 37M

1/18/2006 3:28 am

Llblond aka miss NewYork-

Yeah I got the feeling too that he and I had waaaaaaay too much the same denented mind lol. Would be out of control Im sure. Gotta love this site and some of the comment delays. You werent there yesterday when I answered all my freaky darlings and then BAM!!! There you are. Hopefully you dont think that I skipped you (I hate when people do that, its so rude! lol).

Would love to get on and chat but I know where all yins hang out at, and sadly, until the dude gets his own PC his work computer wont let him download your hangout. I am somewhere else though, so chat with miss curious to find out. And no my ears werent burning, but that would explain the weird ass itch that i got lol.


Holy shit fellow dude, yep I think that would be the correct word for it then hahahaha. Thats too funny. Well god bless the worlds largest sex an swinger website for bringing the reincarnation together hahahaha.


Welcome welcome to my humble abode sir. Kick back, crack a beer, or a soda(aka pop dammit!), and relax. And thank you, the dude does try his best. The Old school frat house? That would be awsome! hahaha and very dimented Im sure. I have some ex-frat boy experience so Im sure I could bring some interesting shit to the table. Old man would DEF be the mascot!

SaucyNSassy 40F

1/18/2006 3:27 pm

So, I was reading your blog to my best friend in Dallas over the phone and I was laughing SOOO f'g hard that I couldn't finish reading during your dumpster I read this..."In mid jump, my legs broke through 4 layers of trash bags and"......then I read ahead and was laughing sooo friend was on the phone saying WHAT! WHAT! and I finally said... "I was stuck for 25 min up to my chest lol. " So, then she was laughing her ass off w/ me.
Then, when I was reading your track story and laughing until I was almost in tears... my husband came home... I was laughing so loud I didnt hear him say hello (he said he said hello more than 5 times and the fifth time he was walking upstairs to the office) So, I feel this person next to me, in the middle of my hysterical laughing, holding the phone in one hand w/ AdultFriendFinder on the Screen in big letters above your blog and he is leaning down next to me plugging in his jump drive on the PC... HE SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!!! Hmm...who knows if he saw the screen... Oh well, reading your story and laughing my ass off on the phone w/ my bf was SO worth the scare! I wish I could have been at that race... .

Your Fan, (I would never claim to be your biggest fan for fear that I would be

dasher121 37M

1/19/2006 9:04 am


That is insaine hahahahaha. Very very humbled and blushing that something I wrote could cause that much of a distraction and laughter. But as we say, sometimes truth is funnier and more bizzare than fiction hahaha.

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