Potter's Magic Broomstick............  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
8/16/2006 5:43 am

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9/8/2006 5:32 am

Potter's Magic Broomstick............

What's shaking freaky Darlings? Are we all well today?

If you are not, maybe this will brighten your day up a bit. Below is a copy of a newspaper article that just cracked my shit up. Enjoy:

A TOY firm has axed a vibrating replica of Harry Potter's broomstick after mum complained their daughters spent too much time riding it. (oh my freaking lord are you kidding me???hahahaha)
Makers Mattel advertised the battery operated broom stick as having "a grooved stick and handle for easy riding." (please stop! Im laughing so hard Im crying!!)
One mum in New Jersey USA said: "What were they thinking of?" (probably not thinking would be my guess!) Another in Ohio told how her 12-year-old daughter played with the broomstick for hours(HAHAHAHAHA)

She said: "She likes its effects- so does her 17-year-old sister. (HAHAHAHA....cant....get...air..hahaha)

Way to go Mattel for creating a dildo for kids!! Hahahahahahaha

Schnoognes,

TheDude.


freetime648 53F

8/16/2006 6:29 am

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...and welcome back!


xx FREETIME648 xx


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 6:35 am:
i dont know about EEEWWW, but pretty hilarious none the less hahaha.

and thanks, glad to be back.......for the time being hhahaha

rm_rubie80 37F
245 posts
8/16/2006 6:30 am

LOL, I want one. I mean, honestly, I WANT ONE. where can i get one? LOL.


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 6:36 am:
Ill see what i can do, i have some connections in the Mattel underground. And welcome to my blog

TheDude.

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

8/16/2006 7:41 am

OMG, Was that for their freaky little darling line


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 7:46 am:
I would hope so!

snowdragon2006 42M

8/16/2006 7:50 am

oh my god, that was great. I think the mother is jealous. The daughter's was better than hers...


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 7:57 am:
thats def the comment of the day dude!!!

i bet she was jealous, prob told her daughter she was throwing it away then replaced hers with it.

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
8/16/2006 8:00 am

I've seen these, my friends and I thought the same dayum thing!


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 8:01 am:
i wouldnt be surprised if you own one hahahaha

velvetgrrrl 40F

8/16/2006 8:18 am

I always wanted to have just as much fun as harry Hermione and Ron and now I can with a broomstick. I think I need to go for a ride

`Velvet
Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 8:55 am:
and yet another satisfied customer! thanks for the visit.

MWWwantmore 52F

8/16/2006 8:51 am

LMAO I want one too! And welcome back!



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 8:56 am:
Ill check my connections and let you know.

And glad to be back

MrNuttz05 50M

8/16/2006 10:20 am

Dude??? WTF??? You have all of the babes tuning in, don't ya! OMG "JERSEYGEM70" Those things will put your eye out! And "VELVETGRRRL" didn't I see her on the Playboy channel just last night... Dude, do your thing... And only you would find an article like that one. I am sure it was next to the "POTtery" section... What's up, Homey?


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 10:31 am:
Nuttster!!!!!! How the hell are you my brother from another mother??!!!! Hows AZ treating you??? Hope you make your return to the blogs as well.

Dude, I have no idea what all of these beautiful and intelligent women are doing over my way, but Ill try my best not to say anything stupi- too late hahaha

EroticaXTC 51F

8/16/2006 12:19 pm

During the uproar, Mattel's toy designers sit in back room amidst clouds of smoke and empty cheetos bags, having perverted shits and giggles....


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 4:56 pm:
my thoughts exactly!

Lemondrop15484u 55F
4816 posts
8/16/2006 12:39 pm

I want one. WELCOME BACK.


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 4:56 pm:
as i said to the others, ill be sure to check my underground connections and see if they have any left haha, thanks good to be back.

rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
8/16/2006 4:19 pm

I knew I should ahve patented my invention when I came up with it watching Harry potter.. damn.. missed out on another great thing. Welcome back!


dasher121 replies on 8/16/2006 4:57 pm:
yep, see what happens when you putz around hahaha, thanks as well glad to be back amongst my freaky d's

jadedbabe78 107F

8/16/2006 7:04 pm

You know....I seriously think they have something similar on the adult toy websites....lol.


dasher121 replies on 8/17/2006 7:24 am:
Ha! Would not surprise me. You should see the Lord of the Rings shit lol.

meerkittykat 43F

8/16/2006 7:39 pm

Dude...good to see you back round this hell hole...missed your chemically-aided sensiblities.

The "right-proper English" give off that boring, crusty aura, but deep down they're wild freaks and Harry Porkin' Potter is their Hugh Hefner and will fuck anything in a black cape.


dasher121 replies on 8/17/2006 7:25 am:
A-fucking-men to that hahahaha. Harry Porker haha, good one

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/16/2006 9:14 pm

hahaha......

That's freakin hilarious!!...no worries, Walmart will pick it up..

WB Dude!


dasher121 replies on 8/17/2006 7:25 am:
Hey, thanks man. Oh Im sure they are well ontop of that by now haha.

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
8/16/2006 9:19 pm


gud 2 read you again

~ smilez ~


dasher121 replies on 8/17/2006 7:26 am:
good to be back and be read again

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
8/17/2006 5:18 pm

*sigh* If only this was a real toy, instead of something started on a satire site. I'd want one.

You know, when my nephew was about 2, my sister got him a Tickle Me Elmo. She referred to it as, "baby's first vibrator."


dasher121 replies on 8/18/2006 11:08 am:
yeah, I figured this article was bullshit, but still in bizarro world its pretty damn funny haha.

Sweetpickles69 49F

8/18/2006 3:43 pm

    Quoting EroticaXTC:
    During the uproar, Mattel's toy designers sit in back room amidst clouds of smoke and empty cheetos bags, having perverted shits and giggles....
{b]I knew toy makers had to be potheads!!! Horny potheads, at that!

Peace,
Pickles


dasher121 replies on 8/18/2006 6:32 pm:
yeah that def would explain some shit.

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
8/18/2006 9:23 pm

dasher...That was a riot Most likely the toy makers were not thinking about the 'effect' but of the dollar $$$'s

grinning...OhSo{=}


dasher121 replies on 8/19/2006 8:48 am:
it looks to me like they could make a fortune in the adult market haha.

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
8/19/2006 11:24 am

I want one too, lol; if not the W. then maybe online at the E. I'll have to buy a bunch and try selling them at the local flea market, whatcha think? Could they, Would they, be a hit?


dasher121 replies on 8/19/2006 3:48 pm:
apparently from the comments so far on this one, the female population would def throw some business your way lol.

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