Letter from Redneck mother to Redneck Son  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
3/6/2006 7:07 am

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3/8/2006 7:32 am

Letter from Redneck mother to Redneck Son


Some one in my office handed me this print out and thought that I would share it. So here you are:

"Letter from a Redneck mother to a Redneck son"

I am writing this slow cause I know you cant read fast. We dont live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper where most accidents happened within twenty miles of home so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address cause the last faily that lived here took the numbers with them for their next home so they wouldnt have to change their address. This place ahs a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain, and haent seen them since. It only rained twice this week --- 3 days the first time and 4 days the second time. The coat you wnated me to send you, your Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, said if we dont make the last payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes! About your father, he has a lovely new job. He has over 100 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetary. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I havent found out whether its a boy or a girl, so I dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving, the other two were in the back. The driver got out, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they couldnt get the tailgate down. Your uncle John fell in a whiskey Vat. some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off, so he drowned. We creamated him...........he burned for 3 days. Not much more new this time..........Nothing much happened. Write more often.

Luvu
Mom

PS.- I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.

pet_humility 50F

3/6/2006 8:58 am

Good God..
The sad thing is, that most of that shit is probably
done and said..lmao


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/6/2006 9:15 am

Thats the same reason I didnt send you a Christmas card. Damn tricky envelopes.


caressmewell 55F

3/6/2006 9:35 am

Such a classic


rm_mzbitch2u 48F
63 posts
3/6/2006 10:59 am

Rednecks are so damn funny!!


rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
3/7/2006 4:19 pm

you have no idea how many people I know down here in Texas who could have written that note


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