I would Rather..............  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
4/5/2006 7:44 am

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4/11/2006 11:36 am

I would Rather..............

I would rather slam my nutts with a ball-pean hammer than.......

I would rather become a monk and live in a monestary in the mountains for the rest of my days and be celebate than.............

I would rather jump start a diesle engine with my nipples than.........

I would rather cover my body in BBQ sause and jump into the Codiac Bear pen at the zoo than......

I would rather lick my dogs ass than........

I would rather make love to Rosey O'Donnel than......

I would rather cuddle with another man for warmpth than..............

I would rather fondle George Bush Seniors nutts than............

I would rather make love to a whole senior retirement center than.......

So, my Freaky Darlings, the question of the day is.......

What would you rather do?:

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
4/5/2006 8:06 am

I would rather cave someone's head in with a small, flat rock.......dont ask.

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
4/5/2006 8:18 am

I'm with saintlianna on this one....

and don't ask indeed....

Babel__Fish 46F

4/5/2006 8:23 am

LOL @ Saint & Goddess

_Safira 55F
11260 posts
4/5/2006 8:55 am

I would rather listen to just about anyone, including Jerry Falwell, than spend another night in jail ... Don't ask.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


saddletrampsk 55F

4/5/2006 9:06 am

I would rather wank with a claw hammer than...

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
4/5/2006 9:11 am

i would rather blog all day than clean my house, which is trashed to the max. . .and, i would rather vote against my will than. . .well. . .ever let anything like the unreposnse to katrina happen again without doing something. sorry, that was kinda deep. . . . but you asked. . or answer b could be sleep with my ex husband? ewhh

jadedbabe78 107F

4/5/2006 9:41 am

I would rather smell like a wet, hairy dog than....

EroticaXTC 51F

4/5/2006 12:33 pm

I would rather fuck.period.

RedheadedMedStd 35F

4/5/2006 12:54 pm

I would rather roll around in garbage than be pregnant again anytime soon!

SilkenKiera 39F  

4/5/2006 1:53 pm

I would rather chew my own arm off then go into another meeting like I just had!

goldinboy2 61M

4/5/2006 5:42 pm

I would rather ride my bike drink a nice cold beer and bury my face in a nice warm wet pussy than go to work. ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
4/5/2006 9:36 pm

I would rather have a massage most nights of the week rather than eat dinner.

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
4/5/2006 10:18 pm

I would rather fondle George Sr's nutts than let his son become president.... (Jeb is being held up as a presidential candidate - holy fuckstick wankman! )

rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
4/6/2006 7:24 pm

I would rather be licking whip cream off of Brad Pitt's abs than doing my taxes

elysianpleasure 49M

4/6/2006 8:23 pm

I would rather be blogging... period. reality bites.

willudomeharder 40F
85 posts
4/7/2006 8:30 am

I would rather....lol..have Rosie O'Donnell lick my dog's ass...

(Princess Lips)

4/7/2006 11:56 pm

I would rather do almost anything else...than go to another funeral for a child..


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