FFA Porno Productions Presents:  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
2/6/2006 6:16 am

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5/11/2006 7:00 am

FFA Porno Productions Presents:


The newest installment of the tantilizing, titilating, and lustlful FFA porno productions. It will leave your mouth a watering and your loins a aching lol.

So I will try my best at this today, as I am extremely hungover, tired, and brain dead hahaha. But hey, sometimes the best or most interesting creativity comes from thus. So let us begin.

Indiana Bones and the Temple of Ass

By day, a mild mannered student of archeology and history. But by night, sexual adventurer extrodinaire. His latest adventure takes him DEEP into the HOT and WET land of the Amazon. To the "Temple of Ass". Ruled by the sultry and SEXY Amazon Women. How will he endure? Will he escape with the sacred Golden Dildo? Will he be DRAINED to the point of exhaustion? Only time will tell, all six and a half hours of lust!

Cast of characters:

goldinboy2 as "Indiana Bones"

micahbiguns as "Not so Short Round"

RedheadedMedStd as "Doctor Jane Takes it All"

tillerbabe as "Piolet Annie StickShifter"

as "Queen Swallows em' deep" queen of the Amazons

TabithaElectra79 as "Princess Erotic Electria"

Scene Dialog:

Indiana Bones: "Annie StickShifter! Fire up those engines and keep er' running. We are going to be DEEP in it real soon."

Annie StickShifter: "ooo, ah no worries there. Short round and I are, oooo yeah baby, already getting those engines, fiiiiiired uuuuppp!!!"

Doctor Jane Takes it All: "Well Indie, it looks like its just you and I. Now, before we begin, Im going to have to give you an examination. Just for, ummm, good measures. Now lets see(ziiip). Well well, looks like im going to have to dive right in there and give you a, oh my, hand. *sigh* A doctors work is never done."

Scene Dialog:

Queen Swallows em' Deep: "Well Doctor Bones, it seems that you have fallen DEEP into my trap. And trying to make off with our Golden Dildo too. What shall we do with you?"

Indiana Bones: "Do your worst! Ill never give you what you want!"

Queen Swallows em' Deep: "Oh yes you will, GIVE it over and over you will. And we, the princess and I, are going to MILK that info right out of you........Doctor Bones."

Princess Erotic Electria: "Well now, lets just see how he RISES to the challenge then......"

goldinboy2 61M

2/6/2006 6:41 am

LOL cut it out I'm to hung over today to laugh this HARD When do we start shooting.


pet_humility 50F

2/6/2006 12:08 pm

We get the "UNCUT" versions sent to us right


tillerbabe 57F

2/6/2006 12:26 pm

Poilet????? WTF? JEeeeeeeZUZ! OMG! ROFLMAO!


MrNuttz05 50M

2/6/2006 2:26 pm

Indiana, quick, your whip.... your whip! ?*


RedheadedMedStd 35F

2/6/2006 8:03 pm

Thank you I am so flattered! :")


jadedbabe78 107F

2/6/2006 8:29 pm

LOL---good Gawd, that's just too fricking funny .


rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
2/6/2006 8:51 pm

I'm so sick of being just a fluffer


TabithaElectra79 39F

2/7/2006 2:10 am



LMAO!! That was hilarious!!

I am both honoured and flattered to be cast as "Princess Erotic Electria" !!

Thank you

*Wonders if there will be a sequel...*


TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
2/7/2006 8:50 am

LMAO that is too funny LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


ediesedgewick 59F

2/7/2006 3:41 pm

Um, so you're making movies and you don't include Edie Sedgewick in them? Do you know who I am??? Er, was???


Sorceror07 55M

2/7/2006 9:35 pm

lol!!! too funny heheh!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


dasher121 37M

2/8/2006 4:49 am

goldinboy-

i know i know, i was so damn hung over when i wrote that. And shooting already started and is done! Your performance was spectacular. I figured you were out of it the whole time dude, but good god did you crack that whip hahaha.

women-

ask and thou shall recieve

pet-

of course, and the behind the scenes, and the directors commentary during the film.

tiller-

hell yes you are, someone has to handle all the HEAVY EQUIPMENT


dasher121 37M

2/8/2006 4:52 am

MrNuttster-

Alot of sore ass's after that one! *crack!* *crack!* hahahaha.

Redhead-

and we were quite honored for you performance, i think you are UP for an award.

jade-

i do try, and dont think that you have escaped this one!

art-

oh man does that suck! no worries dude, we'll find you a new position!


dasher121 37M

2/8/2006 4:54 am

Illustrious Electria-

it was an honor to also have an actress of your caliber on set. the men are worn out, and will need to take quite a bit of time off after the punishment you dished out!

I think your swan dive is up for an award also lol.

Lil and edie-

oh do not think you two have escaped this either! muahahahahahaha!


MillsShipsGayly 53M

2/9/2006 5:25 pm

Do you need a KEY GRIP?


_Safira 55F
11260 posts
3/12/2006 8:53 pm

Bro ... You got some 'splain' to do! I NEVER knew of this. Isn't there a rider where I get SCRIPT APPROVAL???? I'm so gonna spank your bum!

Love you!

Safira

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