Adult Jackpot  

dasher121 37M
3656 posts
8/24/2006 9:07 am

Last Read:
8/28/2006 10:04 am

Adult Jackpot


Username: dasher121
password: (yeah right)


Loading,loading,loading, loading- (10 min later)

....loading.....MEMBER HOME PAGE.

"Wow, didnt know a woman could bend that way," tilts head to side.
BLOGS, click.

Loading, loading, loading......ERROR. "Shit."

REFRESH, click. Loading,loading, BLOGS, click.

Loading...loading...loading... (20 min later)...loading.


SLOT MACHINE: cock, left tit, eye ball. "Dammit"

REFRESH, click.

SLOT MACHINE: cock and balls, ass, cock and balls. "Almost!"

REFRESH: click.

SLOT MACHINE: Blurry face, eye ball, penis wearing dress. "Not even close."

REFRESH: click.

Loading, loading, loading....ERROR.

"Fucking FFA!"

REFRESH: click.

SLOT MACHINE: blurred face, man masturbating, cant tell what the fuck that is.

REFRESH: click.

SLOT MACHINE: cock, cock, co-

SITE ERROR.....loading, loading, loading.

WELCOME TO FFA LOG IN PAGE. "For fucks sake!!!! I had a jackpot!"


marathonman45202 54M
6640 posts
8/24/2006 9:13 am

Thanks for injecting a little humor into an otherwise frustrating day at AdultFriendFinder!

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:08 am:
any time, thats why im here hahaha.

MWWwantmore 52F

8/24/2006 9:13 am

LOL I know the feeling! Its getting increasingly frustrating!

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:08 am:
i was just making a joke about the jackpot and photos on the slotmachine. but yes, the constant loading times and then pages not showing up, thats bullshit.

2daycowboywanted 46F

8/24/2006 9:26 am

Thanks for the giggles.

Until later

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:09 am:
giggles and smiles are free around here

meerkittykat 43F

8/24/2006 9:37 am

I finished a report for work in the time it took me to call up my blog homepage.

Am now wondering why the fuck I pay for this site. It's the upgrade that never ends. I feel fucked, and not even remotely in the good way.

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:10 am:
dont you just love that.

LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
8/24/2006 9:59 am

My blog keeps disappearing.. Talk about a panic attack... I think someone pulled the plug on the servers and it's not even april fool's yet.

Stop in and Sign The Guest Book


dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:10 am:
yep, ive lost mine more than a few times on here. once for a whole month lol.

caressmewell 54F

8/24/2006 10:29 am

Having recently renewed my silver membership I'm a bit pissed that the powers that be can't get this site running faster. Fuck the upgrades, give us some speed!

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:11 am:
yes, i get a bit irked when I look at my own silver ball as well

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
8/24/2006 10:41 am

I always have no blog at 8 am my time, dayum timezone wars!

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:11 am:
timezone wars are the worst, stupid time zone!

purpletrashcan 51F
41658 posts
8/24/2006 10:42 am

I am now picking myself up off the floor....thanx! I really needed that shot of humor today!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:12 am:
next time ill make it a double...on the house


8/24/2006 11:43 am

Reading War and Peace this week while blogging

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:13 am:
nice! was thinking about taking a crack at The D Code while I wait for my post to get up.

Lemondrop15484u 55F
4816 posts
8/24/2006 1:12 pm

I don't blog but I know what your's starting to piss me off. Thanks for the afternoon laugh.

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:14 am:
anytime, glad to see you around again.

digdug41 50M

8/24/2006 2:59 pm

I like the spin you put on it dash its a pain in the ass but yet here we all are tryin to get a dose huh

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

dasher121 replies on 8/25/2006 5:14 am:
i try my best. its better to laugh at stupid shit anyway you know? why get riled up, make a post out of it hahaha.

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
8/25/2006 2:00 pm

dasher...Thanks for the laugh I think we are all having the same problem Talk about coming close to dropping a load {in said pants}...when you log-on and your blog has disappeared Holy!! Shit~^~ What a nightmare


dasher121 replies on 8/28/2006 4:11 am:
oh yeah, know that feeling. Has unfortunately happened to me before. And my blog was gone for a whole month before it decided to show up again.

velvetgrrrl 40F

8/25/2006 2:52 pm

I lvoe the slots but wouldn't three sets of tits been far more appreciated than cock?

I know it would have for me

*wink wink*


Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.

dasher121 replies on 8/28/2006 4:12 am:
well of course they would be much more appreciated hahahaha.

Catdoc2000 58M

8/25/2006 7:25 pm

Y'all should quit bitchin and go back to dailup like me, then you don't even notice how F'n slow it is here! LOL

dasher121 replies on 8/28/2006 4:12 am:
hahahahah, well you do have a point there man haha.

goldinboy2 61M

8/28/2006 6:07 am

Yea makes ya wonder clik clik double fuckin clik....

dasher121 replies on 8/28/2006 7:20 am:
seriously dude.

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