Are we really daft ??  

danigirl1000 57F
100 posts
2/20/2006 5:31 am

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Are we really daft ??


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know for a fact that the Batteries are flat ?

Why do banks charge a fee for " insufficent funds " when they know there's not enough money in to start with ?

Why do people touch the paintwork when you tell them it's still wet ?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube ?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection ?

Why do kamakazee pilots wear helmets ?

Why do round pizza's come in a square box ?

Why do people say they slept like a baby, when most babies wake up every 2 hours or so ?

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/20/2006 5:44 am

Because we can These are great!

Purry {=}

Purry


Erik_Bloodaxe 58M

2/20/2006 5:52 am

Its simple, Dani..........because....


jimmy19674 50M

2/20/2006 5:54 am

It's the same as honesty. If for example you admit to having farted someone will always turn round and sniff and then say 'Yeh u did you pig'! when you've just had the decency to warn them to the fact.

Jimmy


danigirl1000 57F

2/20/2006 6:21 am

Thanks Kitty


danigirl1000 57F

2/20/2006 6:23 am

Erik dear...YES....because !! Because we are nosey...inquisitive...perhaps silly....normal people.....but mainly because it's there for us to try


Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
2/20/2006 6:56 am

Some questions are better left unanswered don't you think?


Buffy469 47M
8 posts
2/20/2006 7:06 am

...blonde jokes have to be there....so that brunettes and red-heads can understand them...
...life is way to serious, blondes have a sense of humour that we need to exploit to release the stesses of life. Imagine telling brunette jokes,..."once there was a brunette..." I lost my point...
...if blondes understood everything that was said, World War3 would break out...
...I can go on forever...
PS: I'm blonde...


danigirl1000 57F

2/21/2006 1:04 am

Scope...I think you might be right ! It would take a lifetime trying to work all THAT out. I should channel my energy and ( blonde ) brain power into other things, IMAO


danigirl1000 57F

2/21/2006 1:08 am

Buffy....thank you. Once there was this GingetNut......omgg....IMAO. Just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it ? I can laugh at my friend's jokes about being a " dizzy blonde" but what the hell....makes me feel Special !!!!


Buffy469 47M
8 posts
2/21/2006 9:33 pm

...isn't it interesting that after the tables were turned, NOBODY replied with a "blonde" remark?


SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
2/22/2006 8:47 am

Just some thoughts:

Why do we ask people to taste things that taste bad?

Why do we ask people to smell things that smell bad?

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brunette (like my daughter did)? Artificial intelligence.


Sorry 'bout that.
BTW, I started out with bleach blonde straight hair, it changed color, got curly and fell out. So you can start with the bald jokes.
Funny thing happened: A friend found our row at the circus when the lights were low because what little light there was shined off my head and I was sitting on the isle seat.
SR


rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
2/22/2006 12:34 pm

It's all part of the cultivated and hyped mystic...
I used to wear my hair blonde...a phase I went through a couple times in my life. There was a marked difference in how people reacted to and treated me. I guess if you say something often enough and get enough people saying it...people begin to believe it...even when they know it doesn't make sense.

kiss

Kiss


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