Weird, Weirder, Weirdest  

daisy_lincoln 47F
3002 posts
3/11/2006 3:21 pm
Weird, Weirder, Weirdest

What's the strangest e-mail you've ever gotten on AdultFriendFinder/Passion?

I'm going to be politically correct here, and not get into specifics, but it must be a full moon or something, because I've been getting some real doozies lately! LOL!!

Share some interesting tales with us!!

Satyr48 69M
1805 posts
3/11/2006 3:59 pm

Spring is springing...

Guys are starting Mating Season and hormones are running wild...

My e-mails are still pretty tame, but the ones my wife is getting are so intense, sexual, and explicit, they almost make me horny & want to switch to guys! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Pleasing women in unbelievable ways for 45 years...
You could be next...

rm_coathanger1 49M
859 posts
3/11/2006 6:32 pm

I had a picture with my dick showing for a short time. A couple guys offered to suck my dry and promised to make my toes curl in the process. Too bad I'm straight, I could go for a toe curling BJ right about now.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
3/11/2006 6:39 pm

I have this guy who's convinced I am fucking his wife...which isn't an entirely implausible situation......except he is 3500 miles away!!!


2943 posts
3/11/2006 8:19 pm

I think the one's that mess me up are the emails in a foreign languages, being how it clearly states I speak English on my profile...are they thinking that AdultFriendFinder is going to translate it for me?lol

and LustyTaurus...well that must be an awefully long schlogggg to reach across 3500 miles, I must say!lol


2TimesFirst 59M
117 posts
3/11/2006 8:24 pm

You can get e-mails here?

rm_redsands5 60M

3/12/2006 5:32 pm

A woman wanted me to masturbate in a condom and mail it to her. She then was going to stick my semen into her vagina and carry it around for a while. She said she wanted to have another mans cum in her. Of course I said NO. Life is too weird and I don't want my DNA floating around out there.

JudeL5 47M  
1595 posts
3/12/2006 10:18 pm

LOL redsands5.... that IS bizzare

rm_psylvr6969 32M
1 post
3/15/2006 12:37 pm

One time I got this email from a 40 y/o man offering to pay me so he could watch me beat off. I think he even said $100...

Because I hate when people dont respond, I tell him I'm straight...end of story.

The really creapy thing is, a month or so later, this guy writes me again asking me what a MILF was (quoted from my profile). I don't really want to think this guy hangs out around my profile.

I just don't understand why gay guys are always trying to "convert" straight men. It's not like I try and convince lesbiens they really still love cock...

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