Famous One-Liners ...........  

daisy_lincoln 47F
3002 posts
5/16/2006 4:56 pm

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Famous One-Liners ...........

Okay, let's hear it ....

What are some of the most popular one-liners you've heard on TV that have withstood the test of time?

"Then there was this one time at band camp ...."

"Uh, that would be up the butt Bob!!"

Your turn!!

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
5/16/2006 6:19 pm

Shit, I cant think of one!!!!

Purry {=}


onlyfive 70M

5/16/2006 6:21 pm

Take my wife, please.

skeeter9955 36M

5/16/2006 7:18 pm



"Talk to me Goose..."

Kristofer32 47M

5/17/2006 3:11 am

"Women...can't live with 'em...pass the beer nuts."

rm_Exceller22 56M
119 posts
5/17/2006 8:33 am

"Sorry about that, Chief"

rm_Exceller22 56M
119 posts
5/17/2006 8:41 am

Then there's the all-time classic..."LUUUCY, you got some 'splaining to do!!"

bowbone 43M

5/17/2006 9:49 am

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

rm_Memnoch72 45M
3 posts
5/17/2006 10:44 am

I'll be back!!

zongo1000 60M

5/17/2006 4:21 pm

Yes, but those Folkkers were Messerschmits!

Would I!! Would I!!!

howdy_all 46M

5/17/2006 7:05 pm

Wally, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver tonight

rm_69sensualman 71M
11 posts
5/17/2006 8:15 pm

Who loves you babey

rm_Exceller22 56M
119 posts
5/19/2006 11:34 am

Well ok...if you're going to twist my arm!

tookewldaddio2 69M

5/20/2006 6:50 am

Take me home and fuck me......."Top Gun", Kelly to Tom

daisy_lincoln replies on 5/26/2006 6:09 pm:
Uh, I think that was "take me to bed or lose me forever," but we get the picture!! LOL!!

TeemsSlackBinds 50M

5/20/2006 8:07 am

Mongo just pawn in game of life!!

rm_likitysplizz 57M
4 posts
5/20/2006 9:51 pm

" It tastes just like chicken"

" Trust Me"

rm_mtnravyn 61M
890 posts
5/21/2006 6:52 am

Two from George Burns

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Acting is all about honesty, if you can fake that, you've got it made.

rm_Exceller22 56M
119 posts
5/21/2006 7:42 am

[daisy lincoln] Well OK...if you're going to twist my arm!

NuttyTexas63 54M
1 post
5/21/2006 3:40 pm

Qestion: "How about going out Thursday"?
Answer: "I can't go out on Thursday, I have class"
Response: "Well, how about you call me when you have no class!"

..Rodney Dangerfield and Sally Kellerman in back to school

rm_Memnoch72 45M
3 posts
5/21/2006 5:08 pm


daisy_lincoln replies on 5/26/2006 6:09 pm:

againstmine 43M

5/22/2006 1:09 am

....get a hatlike that and you get a free bowl of soup.
..wang it's a parking lot
.....let's go beat up some midgets

.........And the squirrel said these aren't magic nuts....


5/22/2006 1:07 pm

I'm a Doctor, not a [fill in the blank], Jim!

Mind you, when I saw the title of the thread, I thought you meant "one liners", like pick up lines, so..

"I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?" was chosen by the audience at a show I hosted some years back.

~ Bill, Coyote

rm_frehleyaxe 47M
10 posts
5/23/2006 1:18 am

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn...gone with the wind

Thorton comments on one of his wife's guest's dress..."that's a nice shade of green...if had a few more pockets, you could be a pool table...maybe you should check out one of my "tall and fat" stores...NO OFFENSE!!!....Back to school(Rodney Ruled)

The bigger the cushion the bigger the pushin'...(Not Kiss's "I need a whole lotta woman, from their revenge album,) ...(SPINAL TAP! one of their twisted sexual innuendo songs)

rm_frehleyaxe 47M
10 posts
5/23/2006 1:24 am

Daisy's quote reminded me of this one from Chevy Chases's "FLETCH"...Fletch is in a jail cell with a bruiser and abuser. The abuser tells Fletch..."Bend Over"...Fletch wittingly say's..."Benjamin Dover",...my name is Fletch, nice to meet you!"

beachfun69000 55M

5/23/2006 8:57 pm

"I'm not fat! I'm big boned"
Cartman, South Park

"That's it. I'm out."
Krammer, Sienfield

soupcat 47M

5/25/2006 10:45 am

Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No. For stupid questions!"

hr_puffinstuf 49M

5/26/2006 1:34 pm

My top 5: 5)You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
4)Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
3)Do you know how to use a whip?
2)Don't be so picky....I wasn't

and my favorite
1)You sure have a great looking tooth.

nightlight74 43M
9 posts
5/26/2006 7:48 pm

"Shagwell by name, Shag very Well by reputation".

rm_frehleyaxe 47M
10 posts
5/27/2006 1:28 am

"I think everybody should have sex with everybody until we're all the same color!"...a political character played by Warren Beatty in "Bulworth"

"They try to tell you that the world is rough,...but they never rocked it hard enough"....not from a movie, but one of my favorite expressions from a song that was sung and written by the late and great Eric Carr, of KISS (Hot in the Shade...'89)

rm_phungigh 70M
2 posts
5/27/2006 6:32 am

You're gonna put that where???!!!!! (from the ever so classic movie, "Big Dicks, Little Chicks").. what? did ya think you were gonna get summin like "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" from GWTW?

mygmyg 60M

5/27/2006 8:25 am


"Try it You'll Like it" (alka Seltzer)

"I Can't believe I ate the whole thing!" (alka Seltzer)

"I throw out Reason and Accountability" J.Nicholson in As Good As It Gets" when asked by Office Mgr. at his Publishers' office how he is able to write so well from a Woman's perspective.

"Just the Facts Ma'am, just the facts" Sgt. Friday, dragnet

"NaaNew, NaaNew," Robin Williams, Mork and Mindy

Sgt. Major pointing to the 6 stripes, and Asking, "what does three up and three down signify to you Airman?"
"The end of an inning?" R. Williams as Adrian Cronower, in Good Morning Vietnam.

"I pity the Fool" Mr.T

"Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!" Ed mcMahon, tonight show introduction of J. Carson.

"Yeah,that's the Ticket", John Lovitz, SNL, the pathological liar

"Shitters Full!" Randy Quaid the Vacation Movies

"I'm Rosanna Anna Dana" the lovable Gilda Radner, SNL

"You Look Mah-vel-ous", Billy Crystal's "Fernando" SNL


5/29/2006 4:53 pm

In my favorite man-movie: Tombstone...
When Josephine first sees Wyatt Earp... he's described as masculine and rugged with piercing eyes that show him to be both predator and prey...

"I Want One"tripledogdareu

rm_frehleyaxe 47M
10 posts
5/30/2006 1:25 am

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"...Jack Nicholson (the shining)....What? did you think you were gonna get something like "you're gonna put that where???"from the ever so lame t-n-a movie little dicks, big chicks?"...lol!...right back atcha phungigh!

RaterWivesParty 57M
51 posts
5/31/2006 1:29 am

wow i'm supprised that some of the better lines from airplane have'nt made it up here yet. Like, " That's a mighty fine stuffed beaver you there, Mam. "

rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
6/4/2006 3:17 pm

The way I heard it, this one got Groucho Marx kicked off TV.

Woman reaching into Groucho's pocket: "I feel silly."

While tapping his cigar, Groucho: "A little to your left and you'll feel nuts!"

rm_Kyhammer2 48M/47F

6/19/2006 9:09 am

While I didn't use this one with her on our first date, my girlfriend loves this one:
"Wow, that is a great outfit, and you make it look sooo good! Although, I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor."
I ues it on her now, and it usually get's me laid.

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