Excuses, Excuses, Excuses  

daisy_lincoln 47F
3002 posts
11/26/2005 5:40 pm

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Excuses, Excuses, Excuses

Be totally honest now, how many of you have ever used being intoxicated and/or under the influence as an excuse for hooking up with someone you didn't really want to admit you hooked up with after the fact?

rm_8StreetPlaya 44M
15 posts
11/26/2005 9:47 pm

Damnit! . . . it happens. . .

. . . and to set the record straight. . . I've never gotten wasted and gone out "Hoggin'" before. . . at least I don't remember. . .

Hard8Loads 51M

11/26/2005 10:24 pm

Quite a few times. In fact, Wednesday I ran in to a girl I was once with while out drinking years ago - OUCH. Amazingly, my taste has gotten better since I stopped drinking!!!

gnr8nrg 47M

11/26/2005 10:37 pm

I don't know if this is what you mean, but I did regret one woman that I hooked up with. I was really drunk and wanted to at that moment. The next day I thought to myself, " What was I thinking." It only needed to happen once for me not to do it again. Another time I fucked a friends exgirlfriend when we were drunk. I wouldn't have even tried had we not been drinking. Drinking led to flirting and then to fucking. I enjoyed it, but I never tried again or made any excuses. So I guess I have.

rm_matt371963 54M

11/27/2005 6:33 am

I absolutely have used it as an excuse. Another common phrase is, "I would do her if i was drunk.".

rm_littlejake18 47M/49F
35 posts
11/27/2005 9:59 am

It happens. Some men are so weak to begin with, add a little (or a lot) of alcohol and you have a coyote morning.

outlawman05 59M
5 posts
11/27/2005 11:56 am


rm_bearborell 51M

11/27/2005 5:58 pm

you are so right...it has happend

RaterWivesParty 57M
51 posts
11/28/2005 2:25 am

well i never have excusses just reasons. The reason i have done that was she was there and even though she wasnt the one I wanted to be with she was still cute as a button. needless to say that did blow it with the girl I was aftr at th time. I can honestly say I havent been with any woman that I can say I was embarassed of persay. Got to have some morrels. Plus who cares what other people think, its all in the eyes of the beholder. So go hold her. 1hotstik

Go_4_the_Best 46M
12 posts
11/28/2005 6:31 am

Is this one of those trick questions where honesty is NOT the best policy... Would you still respect me if I told the truth??... maybe for now I should not answer... yet again if we have lived any life at all, then we are sure to have made some mistakes.

rm_8StreetPlaya 44M
15 posts
11/28/2005 5:06 pm


A country slang for going to the pen and rounding up the hogs. --Like getting drunk, going to the bar, and rounding up some fattys/uglys.

Coyote morning! Good one littlejake18!

Hee hee!

WntToLick 43M

11/29/2005 2:38 pm

I will admit that I've been guilty of using alcohol as an excuse, but more often for actions that I would have taken while sober (or when I was sober, but pretending) than anything like "hoggin"...the excuse usually works best when you're both drunk, or so I've found.

Birch_Man 54M
5 posts
11/30/2005 12:37 am

ever hear of "beer goggles"?

rm_xxxlove01 48M

12/1/2005 5:37 am

Never use that excuse, if I have drinked smoked to much ...
and do something I regret later welll, I assume it, I will be sorry for the "dreams" I could have broken, but I will always admit it;
I don't remeber, is not an excuse for me, it is a trick

CA_Ryno 50M
1 post
12/1/2005 5:08 pm

Whether drunk, stoned, or high on intoxicant of choice, bottom line is your sexual frustration won over and your "little head" made the decision instead. But hey, at least you shot on someone else besides your own stomach.

rm_operatorb 57M
167 posts
12/2/2005 12:03 am

There was that time with the alcohol,but I'm much better now!!!!!

rm_Uneekhandle 57M

12/2/2005 9:34 am

Well I will say this much........I quit drinkin, lol

rm_lrrp129 48M
13 posts
12/2/2005 9:53 am

I was in the Marines stationed at Camp Pendelton in Oceanside,and it happened a couple of times.That is why me and my buddies started looking out for eachother so we didn't screw up,and regret the next morning.

Plano69 55M

12/2/2005 10:58 pm

But we also use the "I was too drunk to remember" excuse with it...lol

gooose32208 45M

12/3/2005 3:01 am

I have as many before have stated. Oh those good old days; young, dumb, and full of cum!

baadbc 52M

12/3/2005 4:17 am

Hell, I'm an old Jar Head. We used to have weekly competitions. Pre-flight was standard operating procedure.

rm_oel7 56M
6 posts
12/4/2005 6:23 pm

When I was young studiing Art in the Prague ( golden times-there was no aids and most of first dates was ending with sex even without alcohol)I was partying a lot,living "bohemien life"( there is a reason why Czech other name is BOHEMIA I "bent over" lot of regrets,but never ugly ones,always stupid ones and that's to me even worse,because to deal ( in middle of hangover)with ugly or fat chick is easy - you just dont look that way too much,in the other case....it is too obvious to put fingers in your ears - you just got what you paid for!!!! lol Buddy of main have special line for these drunk "rollovers" At midnight is every cow black!!!!Yop he is right ... but than is comming the sunrise...

E51000 41M
1 post
12/6/2005 4:42 pm

well. I wish i would have read this a few days ago, because it happened this weekend! but i'll have to admit it she has skills lol!

rm_guiterman25 50M
7 posts
12/8/2005 12:41 am

bonjour daisy tu es toujour aussi belle blonde sexy

orel694me 49M

12/9/2005 7:21 am

Can't say I've ever regreted any of the ladies I've had sexaul encounters with. Any substance always helps the ladies loosen up. I have to say I've been in the right places at the right times. From all age ranges i've been blessed. I haven't had to throw a block for my buddies yet. (do that fat chick so my buddies can have the fox!!)

HotDiver4You 45M
5 posts
12/22/2005 10:44 pm

A rule I picked up living in Hawaii. Always wait to see what they look like in a bikini. Ugly face or not. Less regrets.

HotDiver4You 45M
5 posts
12/22/2005 10:46 pm

Oh.... you mean have I ever taken one for the team...?


Choozmi 51M

12/30/2005 2:49 pm

I don't drink, so I have never used alcohol as an excuse.

Some women may have used that as an excuse for being with me, however...

rm_busheeter 54M

12/31/2005 4:32 pm

First, I would say, that I don't need to drink to get laid, all women need loving in their lives, no matter size, shape, age, or experience, I have found that average looking women are the best in bed, why; because guys are to afraid to ask the beautiful ones out, so that means they probably don't have the number of sexual experiences that a normal average looking lady would have, come on guys you all know that I am right about asking the beautiful ones out, we have complexes that prevent us from asking them out, or you have to lie about sleeping with a beautiful lady. Daisy, I don't have to tell you how attractive you are, you have heard it a million times over, with that said if you are in Vegas drop me a line and let me show you Vegas from a different angle and position.

gundog1187 50M

1/2/2006 10:42 pm

Ok guys, how many women do you think slept with you because THEY had too much to drink? I was in the Army, and yes I've had my share of booze, still do, and do so safely. Is there really such a thing as a bad blowjob? All women have their charms, and if you'd rather go home and jack off rather than enjoy the pleasure of the opposite sex, more power to you. We all know that some women are like mopeds, they are fun to ride but you don't want to get caught right? If you honestly think that women don't have their little sayings about us, you are nuts! Life is to short to dwell on not going home with the supermodel, just remember this: Behind every drop dead gorgeous man/woman, is a man/woman sick of his/her shit and tired of fucking him/her. You only get one go around on this rock, make the most of it. Now then Ms. Lincoln, care to take a go around with Moi?? Semper Fi to all those self propelled sandbags that replied here, I guess you guys can use more than just a crayon LOL. Just kidding, relax already!!!! One last thing: if you think you've got it bad, remember all those brave troops serving in harms way to allow us to have this silly little forum to discuss our thoughts! I'd bet ya all a weeks pay that none of them are having these thoughts very often, and no matter how you lean, left or right, support the troopers ok?!!

Bob from Minnesota
Desert Shield/Storm '90/'91

roadwraith 40M

1/16/2006 10:54 am

no, its never happened, why make excuses? lol. But really no

EricX147 49M

1/18/2006 9:53 am

Interesting thread you have started here Daisy.

As a part time Bartender, I see many "encounters" develope right before my eyes. Actually, I see myself as a facilitator in some of these instances. There are many times that the encounter is nothing more than a one time thing, where the participants probably used the drunk excuse. Deep down needed to "get laid" so it is less regret and more a realization that the particular partner was not right for them (anymore).

WorkUOverWell 49M

1/19/2006 4:33 am

Hell yeah...unfortunately.

rm_jackal2524 41M

1/23/2006 5:55 pm

LOL, Depends if there was money on it or not. But I have never used that phrase to cover my tracks, but I have used "I took one for the good of the team".

rm_heather389 41F
9 posts
1/2/2007 3:48 am

Why lie? So u were drunk and fucked someone u regret. Hey if you wake up and relize they aint as hot as u remember, just dont fuck them again. It's simple. A persons perseption is distorted while intoxicated, that's why you should always drink with people u trust, so they can help steer u away from someone you both know you'll regret fuckin. But hey, it does happen, and yeah, I've used the excuse as well, we're all human.

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