Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines Ever ................  

daisy_lincoln 47F
3002 posts
3/15/2006 5:44 pm

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4/13/2007 5:13 pm

Cheesiest Pick-Up Lines Ever ................

I think my all-time favorite took place one day when I was standing in 6-inch heels and a business suit complete with a very, very short skirt pumping gas. A guy came up to me and said:

"Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken"!!

Gotta love it!! Definitely got an A+++ for originality!!

What's the cheesiest line you've ever used or gotten?

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
3/15/2006 6:05 pm

Ummmmm, there have been so many, I forgot LOL!!!! I think one of the best those, was "was my father ever arrested?" and when I asked why. he said "Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"


Purry {=}


ticktock500 45M

3/15/2006 6:19 pm

i've always liked...
"do you wanna go back to my place for pizza and a fuck?"
(and for the few times they actually say no) "what? you don't like pissa?"

rm_Khemeckals 39M
94 posts
3/15/2006 6:22 pm

Me and a buddy would play a game. At the bar, we would try the cheesiest pick up lines, to see who got laughed at first. I usually won with...

Going up to them, and looking at the tag on the back of their shirt. She would quickly ask... "What are you doing?".
Reply: "Reading your tag...just what I thought... made in heaven". *wink* *wink*

Totally retarted, but it gets a laugh.

QuteNappyBBW 43F

3/15/2006 6:30 pm

*LMAO* I got a ton of them. I was coming home from class the other day and this guy told me, "I need a road map to find my way to your heart." After I laughed in his face, he went on to say, "Heaven must be missing an angel since you are here on earth with me."... I tell you, the things men say to get you to respon back.

007sexy40plus 52F  
7603 posts
3/15/2006 6:42 pm

I heard the line..."oh baby you must wash your pants in windex because I can see myself in them." cheesie is right...

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

LonelyFireman75 47M

3/15/2006 11:47 pm

My favorite St. Patricks day line is. ( stupid as hell ) You say to her, you look irish, do you have a little Irish in you, if they say no, Do you want some Irish in you.

photoslayme 52M

3/15/2006 11:59 pm

Being a guy with a big moustache, my favourite line is "Has your pussy had my whiskas today" (Whiskas is a brand of catfood).

I have also used when I was single, "you look like my second wife" and when they say "how many times have you been married?". I reply with "Once".

Both have had their share of success and laughs.

kekamakani 51M

3/21/2006 4:54 pm

"baby, you're so fine, you like the sun setting under a waterfall in the Spring-time"

rm_kscowboy532 54M

4/1/2006 6:37 am

OK, I know this is truley sad, but my favorite is, "Your name should be citation, cause you've got fine written all over you"

rm_kscowboy532 54M

4/1/2006 6:41 am

Incidently, the vision of you in a short skirt, heels, buisness suit, pumping gas thing geets about a ten rating. Did you have the guy take a picture?

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