Men...Are we REALLY that bad??.....lol  

daighi 50M
1627 posts
8/11/2006 10:02 am

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Men...Are we REALLY that bad??.....lol

I got this email from a friend of mine,& i wondered...

Are we really THAT bad?

Read on to see why i ask......

1. Men are like...Laxatives...they irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like...Bananas...the older they get,the less firm they become.

3. Men are like...Weather...nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like...Blenders...you need one,but your not quite sure why.

5. Men are like...Chocolate bars...sweet,smooth,& they usually head straight for your hips.

6. Men are like...Commercials...you can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like...Department stores...their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like...Government bonds...they take SOOOOO long to mature.

9. Men are like...Mascara...they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like..Popcorn...they satisfy you,but only for a little while.

11. Men are like...Snowstorms...you never know when they are coming,how many inches you'll get,OR,how long it will last.

12. Men are like...Lava lamps...fun to look at,but not very bright.

The last one is a bit risky...& it's NOT meant to offend ANYONE,but i thought it was funny when i read it.

13. men are like...Parking spaces...all the good ones are taken,the rest are handicapped.(oh how rude!!..lol)

So....What do you think ladies & gents,are we really THAT bad???..lol..

Hugs,

D. XXX


"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


CognitiveVoodoo 47F

8/11/2006 12:24 pm

Sorry, sweetie... but all those bad apples ruin the few good ones.


daighi 50M
1449 posts
8/12/2006 2:24 pm

    Quoting blonde367:
    Na, still good for some things lol...we overlook the rest from time to time
Yeah..like taking out the trashcans,& opening doors etc...i know!!..lol

oh....& the occasional snog!!!..lol

Hugs,

D. XX

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


daighi 50M
1449 posts
8/12/2006 2:27 pm

    Quoting CognitiveVoodoo:
    Sorry, sweetie... but all those bad apples ruin the few good ones.
Unfortunate for ME,most of the ladies i've met actually LIKE the "bad apples" MORE than the good guys.

There's something about wanting to tame him or something....it's as if they gain their respect more,because of how hard they seem to play.

Thanks for the post,& for your visit.

Hugs,

D XX

"Always remember...keep smiling!"

Hugs,

D. XX


rm_iwannatellu 46F
933 posts
8/12/2006 6:08 pm

Hiya

I guess it is like the women. Only a few are bad, but they can be bad enough to leave a lasting impression...


BaronessK 53F

8/12/2006 9:16 pm

Comments that look to be posted, checked back and showing posted...are still not posting. So again...

Some men are all those things, some men are some of those things {different combinations, and perhaps even at different times,e tcetera}, some men are a little of those things, and some men are none of those things. Which type are you?


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