It's LONG...but OH SO good!!....  

daighi 50M
1627 posts
7/21/2006 11:43 am

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5/25/2012 3:23 pm

It's LONG...but OH SO good!!....

Hi there,Thanks for dropping in.I got this in an email from a friend & thought you'd like it!

Software Problems???..Get technical support to solve them"!

Dear Technical support,

Last year i upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0,to Husband 1.0,& i noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance,particularly in the Flower & Jewelry applications,which perviously operated flawlessly,under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5,& Personal Attention 6.5,& then,installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0,Rugby 4.3,& Cricket 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,it simply crashes the system.I've tried running program Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.What can i do?



Reply form Technical Support.....

Dear Desparate,

First keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,while Husband 1.0 is an Operation System.

Try entering the command: C : / I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED ME to download Tears 6.2,which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.If that application works as designed,Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 & Flowers 3.5.

But remember,overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0,or Beer 6.1.

WARNING:Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create a Snoring Loudly sub-routine to emerge.

CAUTION:Whatever you do,DO NOT install Mother-in Law 1.5.This is not a supported application,& will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,Husband 1.0 is a great program,but it does have a limited memory & cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory & performance.I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0,& Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Technical Support.

I thought this was wickedly good! Stay tuned for part #2..posted soon!..promise!..



"Always remember...keep smiling!"



daighi 50M
1449 posts
7/22/2006 12:25 pm

I get the feeling that this post went over everybody's head a bit,or maybe it just was'nt as funny as i thought it was.

Read it again,& think of it as YOU writing to a computer software technician,(if you did'nt get that already)

I have a part two of it for the guys side,but i don't know if i'll post it now!..

Still...Nothing ventured,nothing gained!



"Always remember...keep smiling!"



rm_esmeralda285 41F
381 posts
7/22/2006 5:14 pm

I find it really funny! where is the part 2?

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