When I Ripped.........My Pants  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
7/29/2006 1:57 pm

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When I Ripped.........My Pants

WELL...I was in chat last night and I was chatting it up with this sweetiepie (sweet AND cute, I think I like this one tee hee)

ErikSarcasm77
ErikSarcasm77

and the conversation somehow came to him saying that he'd pick me up and we can go have drinks with sweething693 who was also in the room. COOL! So I told him to come and get me. He got kinda iffy because it WAS after all 1 in the wee hours of the morn

Finally sweething693 and I convinced ErikSarcasm77 to get up and get out. He came out to Queens to pick me up and off we went to The Island of long, as sweething693 likes to call it.

Somehow we took the wrong exit (because he's a stubborn lil shit) and ended up driving around JFK for 20 minutes! So we took another exit and this time we were going the right way.

We arrived at her place and we spent a couple of hours talking about all kinds of stuff. We had a couple of drinks and some smokes (cigarettes!) and then we left. sweething693 is a great hostess with a lovely home! Thank you girl!

We get to the car. I opened the door. I sat down on the edge of the seat and slid over. OMG what was that?? I hear the sound of fabric ripping. Not that tape ripping sound effect they use on TV. It's very subtle. Then I felt the coolness of the leather on my bare ass.

Oh yeah, I wasn't wearing panties

I told ErikSarcasm77 that I had split my pants. We had a good natured laugh about it most of the way home among other conversations. He's great to talk to!

Anyway I managed to get out of the car and into my apartment without showing too much ass...OK so i turned around at one point and he caught a glimpse.

So not only did the pants split down the middle but had split sideways too! It sucks because I just bought those pants 3 days ago! This is a clear indication that I should either lose some frickin weight or stop buying crappy quality clothes on clearance at overpriced stores!



Djeeper1987 48M

7/29/2006 2:31 pm

My day will come I know it.

Carpe Diem


rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/29/2006 2:35 pm

Err... can I give ya a lift?


cuteNEway 42F

7/29/2006 2:57 pm

Djeep...HUH?

Sloman...you Dirty Birty!

foto...shaddup!


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
7/29/2006 6:38 pm

I hate when my pants rip. Usually happens when I'm at work. I'll climb into a truck and RIPPPP!!!. One time, I had a pair of pants that had holes worn in them. And I sat in a seat of the work truck that had the sun shining on it for several minutes. Ooooh, not good!

Then I have to wlak funny to avoid showing off my butt, and I'm always wearing underwear. LOL

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
7/29/2006 7:32 pm

why oh why could I not be that fine leather couch?!


cuteNEway 42F

7/29/2006 10:59 pm

spunky...according to AdultFriendFinder only 484 miles

Nicky...OUCH! That reminds me of that Dunkin Donuts ad: "The backs of my LEGS...stickin to the pleaTHER!As far as always wearing underwear well I just dont feel like it sometimes OK

Atomic...you naughty boy! It wasn't the couch baby it was the seat of the car. But your question is still valid>>sigh<<


cuteNEway 42F

7/30/2006 12:28 am

MzHuny!! I am shocked, appalled and disgusted!! It wasn't like that at all! He's a lot of fun but he has other things in mind that don't include me...If he'd let me frickin help him! But as I said in the post, He's a stubborn lil shit!


Queen_deria2 42F

7/30/2006 4:33 am

Cute you are the new spongebob im going to download that epsiode for you. k?


kitchenfun1234 45M
1797 posts
7/30/2006 8:14 am

ohhh superb. There's nothing like meetings in the small hours of the morning

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


cuteNEway 42F

7/30/2006 8:30 am

Queen...COOL!! do you have a zip drive?

kitchen...we had a great time!


ErikSarcasm77 40M

7/30/2006 11:21 am

IN MY DEFENSE....

It was late, I had had a long, full day, and the sign clearly stated Van Wyck Expressway with an arrow pointing to the right... It didn't say Van Wyck Expressway (Eventually). To quote Han Solo, "It's not my fault!"

Ha, ha, the nail I planted in the passenger seat worked exactly as planned *finger pyramid of evil*

And cutey, I have alot of things in mind that DO include you as well... Hope we can do that again sometime. Just remember, 1/ more notice, and 2/ underwear! Just in case... Ta-ta


ErikSarcasm77 40M

7/30/2006 11:22 am

Oh yeah, I forgot... leather? What leather? Who's car were you in? Mine's the Saturn with the plush seats, babe...

E.


sophia4u2no 50F

7/30/2006 12:14 pm

So thats how they do it in new york! and just what kind of help were you tryin to frickin give him? lol Sophie


Queen_deria2 42F

7/30/2006 1:26 pm

im bringing the works tomorrow!!!

ATTENTION:

she tripped and danced
and ripped her pants!!!!

lol


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
7/30/2006 3:20 pm

hmmm... Maybe next time, you should buy the next size up?

Oh, I am sooooooo dead...


cuteNEway 42F

7/30/2006 4:08 pm

Erik...honey didn't feel like plush I felt COLD! Was that pleather? And what kind of underwear would you like to see when that nail rips my pants again? Oh yeah and you owe me $9.99 plus tax for that lil trick

sophia...thats how we frickin show how frickin much we frickin care!

Queen...Don't MAKE me sing the token song!he he he


rm_sweething693 57F

7/30/2006 10:59 pm

cute it was a pleasure to meet you and erik. i had a lot of fun with you 2 . but like erik said lets make it earlier next time and please wear panties and comfy clothes. if i were to play match maker you 2 would be a perfect fit.


cuteNEway 42F

7/30/2006 11:17 pm

MissAnn...I'm SO throwing daggers at you thru the astral plane tonight!

Sweething...we DO have to make it a longer evening next time! And yes ma'am I will wear panties. In fact I'll buy a new pair for the occasion! As for matchmaking...


TheCliticals 36F/F

7/31/2006 2:14 am

    Quoting ErikSarcasm77:
    IN MY DEFENSE....

    It was late, I had had a long, full day, and the sign clearly stated Van Wyck Expressway with an arrow pointing to the right... It didn't say Van Wyck Expressway (Eventually). To quote Han Solo, "It's not my fault!"

    Ha, ha, the nail I planted in the passenger seat worked exactly as planned *finger pyramid of evil*

    And cutey, I have alot of things in mind that DO include you as well... Hope we can do that again sometime. Just remember, 1/ more notice, and 2/ underwear! Just in case... Ta-ta
Next time, chew the hole in her pants yourself and dont rely on a nail.

Sandy


digdug41 50M

7/31/2006 6:51 am

funny stuff cute

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


cuteNEway 42F

7/31/2006 11:39 am

Sandy...The boy coulda charmed me outta them if he wanted to. I guess he's too shy

digdug...You just can't make stuff like this up


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