The Amazing Poopin' Barbie Dog  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
9/4/2006 8:42 am

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9/6/2006 1:54 am

The Amazing Poopin' Barbie Dog

Barbie has a new pet. Barbie's new pet is a dog. Barbie's new pet dog's name is Tanner. Barbie's new pet dog Tanner is equipped, among other things, with poopin' action.

This is how it works. The dog comes with a little bowl and these little capsule shaped, brown pellets that the dog "eats". You pull the dog's tail down and these same little capsule shaped, brown pellets come out of the dog's behind.

Barbie has a lil magnetic pooper scooper and a little garbage pail to dispose of the "refuse".

And I thought we had pushed the limits with the pregnant dolly...

PlaynAgain 55F

9/4/2006 9:32 am

Oh good grief! I would really worry about any parent that would buy that and any child that would want that. :-!

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NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
9/4/2006 10:53 am

How about this, the Ken vs G.I.Joe set? When Ken is faced with G.I.Joe, Ken pisses his pants. He then walks off in shame, while G.I.Joe gets it on with Barbie.

The pooping dog, I'd say, is going way too far. The Masters Of The Universe toy line never had a popping Battle Cat. Wouldn't that be fucked up, He-Man rides Battle Cat into action against Skeletor, and Battle Cat had to take a dump? It would delay what could be the ultimate battle between good and evil by at least five minutes. And it would be then that Skeletor activates the doomsday device.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

cuteNEway 42F

9/4/2006 11:15 am

Playn...isn't that disturbing?

Nicky...I swear a poopin action figure will be our downfall!!

strongelk2006 54M

9/4/2006 1:15 pm

Wow,,,,,I feel better. Now I can say that I'm so glad that I'm a guy. We get the cool stuff when I was a kid,, G.I.Joes,,,,,Evil Knievil,,,,,Star Wars,,,,,,and guns!!!!!!
All you girl get is shit dropping dogs and you got to clean it up too,,,Ha,,Ha,,Ha.



Sweetpickles69 48F

9/4/2006 1:17 pm

Haven't you heard about the "Divorce Barbie?" "She cums with all of Ken's shit(stuff)"!!



cuteNEway 42F

9/4/2006 1:48 pm

Dys...NO TATTOOS??????? ugh I always hated Barbie anyway!

Nekkid Boy...yeah boys have cooler toys.

SweetP...girl and have you seen Ghetto Barbie? She has 4 different kids with 4 different races, pregnant, had a shopping cart with 40's and a pack of Newports!

GnarlDesexCrick 42M
18 posts
9/4/2006 6:08 pm

hey cute does the poopin barbie dog come with the hump the house guests leg feature. now that would be something huh.

elmexicano_2k 47M

9/4/2006 8:49 pm

Is this for real???!?!

Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

woofff 42F

9/4/2006 9:53 pm


And I thought we had pushed the limits with the pregnant dolly...

That cracked me up! Great post,you!!


cuteNEway 42F

9/4/2006 10:43 pm

pez...yeah! The guests have magnets on their legs to attract the magnet on the dog's belly, they also have a lever on their back that moves the affected leg to simulate trying to shake the dog off...

MzHuny...the boys are gonna love this one. I don't know how popular it will be with the girls though...the one selling point for girls is that the dog IS soft and fuzzy...

woofff...can't make this stuff up now can I?? LMAO

cuteNEway 42F

9/5/2006 2:03 am

mexican...totally real!

spunky...dead serious baby! That damn cat hd me fuckin rollin!!

kitchenfun1234 45M
1797 posts
9/5/2006 5:02 pm

What next, Barbie with a string of anal beads and a Rabbit?
Or perhaps hard-on Ken, complete with hydraulic action? He could be like the old Bionic man action figures. Instead of pressing a lever in his back to raise his bionic arm.....
The perfect toys for Christmas, a five minute wonder in every respect.

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AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
9/5/2006 9:42 pm

...tith poopin' action! Sweet baby Jesus, I want one! it eats poop...then craps it out. Kinda like something i saw in Tijuana once. Its ingenious!

cuteNEway 42F

9/6/2006 1:54 am

Kitchen...sybian and strap-on sold separately!

Atomic...It IS realistic....

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