My Boobs  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
8/2/2006 8:25 pm

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8/12/2006 10:43 pm

My Boobs

They're heavy. They hurt. They get in my way. I get attention sure but alot of times its the wrong kind. Even when they are covered. No cleavage, nothing showing. There's always an asshole that has to say stupid shit.

"They're HUGE!" as he leans over me to let me in on this shocking fact. Really?? I think to myself. Maybe the DDD cup bras in my top drawer shoulda given me a clue! Thanks sir for letting me in on this very important fact!

"I would just LOVE to suck on them titties." as he walks by almost drooling on my chest. Gee I would love it if you were Benjamin Bratt and you were taking me away but that ain't fuckin happenin now is is?

"Oooh I can fit my dick between those titties!"Honey face it, if you have the audacity to say shit like that odds are that you can probably fit your dick through a doughnut hole as well.

Why does the size of my breasts make men think that they have the right to say this stuff to me? Compliment me. Say something nice. You'd be surprised at what kind of results you get. It seems that all the decent men with something nice to say prefer smaller breasts.

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
8/2/2006 8:59 pm

Guys are really stupid sometimes. I'm a guy, and I can't understand the logic.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

rm_max_is_back 44M

8/2/2006 9:03 pm

Even though I love a good pair of tittes to lick and suck on - nothing beats a great ASS. So I would be the guy looking at your top - but panting over your bottom. You wont get a fucked up "titty comment" from me.

Big ones - small ones --- as long as the pair are NATURAL!

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
8/2/2006 9:13 pm

The next time someone asks you if they can tit fuck you, just look at his crotch critically and tell him he's too small, he'd get lost in there. That should shut him up.

digdug41 50M

8/2/2006 9:30 pm

some people just aint got no class cute whattya gonna do huh just keep it moving thats all

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
8/2/2006 9:53 pm

awwwww, sweetie. Here's a big hug. do people really do that? People are just ignorant.Its an entirely different world when you look like an unapproacable thug like me. Whole different world.

Sweetpickles69 48F

8/2/2006 10:22 pm

    Quoting MissAnnThrope:
    The next time someone asks you if they can tit fuck you, just look at his crotch critically and tell him he's too small, he'd get lost in there. That should shut him up.
I was thinking the same thing as MissAnnThrope, And if they want anal sex, tell them , "If I can put a strap-on on and ass fuck U first"!!


cuteNEway 42F

8/3/2006 3:40 am you're one of the ones embarrassed by your own gender huh?

max...but would I get a fucked up "ass" comment from you?

MissAnn...that would probably leave his stuff limp for a week!

Hardazz...and you're probably a really decent guy too. DOES try to move on but those people with no class are the one in your face, note easy baby!

Atomic...oohh yummy I loves me an AtomicHug Um unapproachablr thug? Maybe I should try that look. But then wouldn't I look like a scary lesbian?

SweetP...I've had that one backfire on me. Thats when I RUUUNNNN!!

Spunky...that confirms it. Nice guys with taste don't care for large breasts. >>sigh<<

free2chose2 67F

8/3/2006 3:47 am

only DDD CuteN??---I've gotten use to the stares-but I may still get a boob reduction

Don't worry, be Happy

cuteNEway 42F

8/3/2006 7:49 am

free...the stares aren't so bad, it's the shit that spews forth from the mouth of these jerks!

hardazz...yeah no legs and a strange ass here

looking...boob envy!

moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
8/3/2006 8:36 am

The only time it's appropriate to comment on a woman's boobage out loud is in the middle of sex. And even then, it's wise to know if she's into that sort of thing first or not.


ososober1 42M
69 posts
8/3/2006 9:30 am

i enjoy a good set of boobs (tits) but i am intellegent enough to know that ladies, do not like the tripe like that you mentioned, some do not even like a whislt, just a glance and a look is all. let them know that im looking and i like what i see, but then leave it at that, if they want to approach and chat, then that is up to the lady, otherwise, i do not engage them in chat, most girls i find do not like stange men talking to them trying to pick them up on the street.

the sober one

strongelk2006 54M

8/3/2006 6:31 pm

I'm a boob man ,,and I'm here to say??????????? No really I like boobs,,and you have to respect the woman,, she more then just her boobs. I try to show as much respect as I get back from the person I'm with,,just ask sweetpickles.



ErikSarcasm77 40M

8/3/2006 7:37 pm

yeah umm.... how do you complement a set of boobs? "excuse me ma'am, you don't know me, but I must tell you that those boobs you have there are most exquisite. They are very sizable and look like they would give a gentleman hours of enjoyment."

If someone actually said that to you, would you blush and giggle?

And as far as fitting the dick between them... seriously, who can't do that?


cuteNEway 42F

8/3/2006 8:25 pm

moonlight...these guys are less than mow-rons!!

sober one...that is true depending on the setting. I wouldn't want to be hit on by a guy as I'm picking out tampons or condoms!

fotogod...that is hysterical! I can imagine the dude yellin. "what the fuck is wrong wit u bitch! I ain't touched you!!!" then I would be there crying, "yes you did you sick fuck!!" omg I slay me!!! guys have no idea how lucky you are to have found eachother in this horrible little meat market...

cuteNEway 42F

8/3/2006 8:29 pm

Erik, sweetie, these are random assholes on the street that I've never seen before! These are not men I had been dating nor were thes words uttered in a moment of passion...assholes they be, I say!

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