My Blog Century  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
8/4/2006 9:27 am

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8/7/2006 5:19 pm

My Blog Century

Damn 100 already! Unbelievable! Thank GOD for copy/paste (tee hee Atomic!) on those days when you have nothing to say! Recently though I have promised not to do that anymore. I've decided to follow this 100th post list in a non-traditional manner The list is in no particular order. Only the order in which they occured to me.

Whatever

100 Things That Suck Monkey Nuts
100 Female monkeys
099 Gay male monkeys
098 Allergies
097 A FF servers
096 A FF programmers
095 Time Warner Cable for not letting me have YES without paying $30 for a sports package
094 The Boston Red Sox (fans y'all can kiss my ass! I hear it from y'all about my yankees!)
093 Tower fans
092 Bloating
091 Bots
090 Liars
089 Cheaters
088 Spousal abuse
087 Insomnia
086 Sciatica
085 This fuckin depression
084 My ugly feet
083 The fact that its a bitch to shave my pussy
082 Blond 14 year-olds that have a successful fuckin singing career
081 Sweating for no reason
080 Being poor
079 Chick flicks
078 Budweiser
077 Fucktards
076 Cockblockin bitches
075 My blog
074 My boobs
073 Men that want to be friends after they break your heart
072 Having no privacy
071 When you have a snot fluttering in yer nose
070 When people leave a smelly bathroom after a "constitutional"
069 Guys that overuse the number 69
068 Not having A/C in your second floor office
067 Forgetting to drink a glass of water and some Ibuprofen before bed when you drink
066 People who's voicemail has that sophomoric "hello hello?" fake out as their message
065 Getting stood up
064 The "rescue call"
063 MTV (except "Pimp My Ride" I love that show)
062 Lifetime movies
061 When the roof of your mouth gets all blistered from pizza that was too hot
060 Error 404
059 "You are NOT the father!"
058 Brand whores
057 Splitting your pants getting into the car of a man you JUST met
056 Those creepy Pringles ads
055 People that do the fake cough when you're smoking
054 The fact that I'm allergic to chicken
053 Assholes that cross in front of your car REALLY slow when YOU have the right of way
052 Animal abusers
051 Fleas and ticks
050 Paper cuts
049 The fact that I can't afford to touch up my platinum highlights (yet)
048 When there's no parking in shopping areas
047 That itch you just CAN'T reach
046 People that breathe on you in a crowded train or bus
045 That itch you CAN reach but won't stop itching no matter how much you scratch
044 Wedgies
043 Camel-toe
042 When your thong shifts the wrong way and you feel like you're being choked
041 Sitting down to pee and realizing mid-pee that the TP roll is empty
040 My credit
039 When you're really hungry and the fast food people get your order wrong
038 Farts
037 People that screen all their calls ( MissAnnThrope)
036 Macs ( [blog fotogod])
035 When your kids sneeze on you
034 When a stupid song like "MmBop" gets stuck in your head (hey if I have to suffer...)
033 When you feel super beautiful and radiant and no one notices you
032 Being too far away from someone you want to shag rotten baby!
031 Chatroom attention whores
030 Women that don't know that being a bitch does NOT make you assertive
029 Guys that email "hey why haven't you answered my message?"
028 Blisters
027 Boils
026 Pimples
025 Pimples right in your nostril that you can't help but rub and it looks like yer pickin...
024 Lists that get really gross
022 Popcorn stuff up in your gums
021 Midtown traffic
020 CRAMPS!
019 Couples that wear matching outfits (uness they're in a dance competition or something)
018 People that are waaayyy too fuckin PC
017 Being hungry
016 Sitting in front of two fans and still being hot
015 The noise of a vacuum cleaner
014 LOUD motorcycles
013 Potholes that break your rims
012 Subway cars with no A/C
011 When the only open seat is in the hot subway car and your feet hurt
010 The smell of fish
009 When you can't find your shoe and you're in a hurry
008 The fact that I'm having trouble coming up with the last 10
007 Stalkers
006 FUCK I'm stuck
005 Giggling teenagers
004 When you go to serve yourself Baja Blast at Taco Bell and all that comes out is co2
003 Cam directors
002 Being all excited to see a movie but then it's NOTHING like what you saw in the trailer
001 The fact that this is the end of the list and its nothing special

That was it! Thanks for reading!


moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
8/4/2006 11:47 am

"082 Blond 14 year-olds that have a successful fuckin singing career"

No FUCKING kidding!!!!


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
8/4/2006 12:38 pm

awesome list! but...um...you forgot the one thing that has really been getting under your skin lately and really sucks monkey balls...you know...important writing vs crap and how they don't seem to balance out. Anyway, yes, both male and female monkeys suck monkey balls. They're weird like that. Congrats on 100, baby!


ErikSarcasm77 40M

8/4/2006 1:27 pm

What's a Tower fan?


cuteNEway 42F

8/4/2006 2:41 pm

moonlight...I hate those little bitches

Atomic...honey you KNOW I'm scared to ruffle feathers

Erik...those tall fans that are just a cylinder rather than a big round lollipop pedestal fan.


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
8/4/2006 4:02 pm

Congrats on 100 posts.

I agree about MTV. I can't watch that channel anymore. It's become a joke. MTV has gotten farther away from being a music channel. It should be called STV, coz all that's on there is shit.

And I agree about the 14-year-olds with a singing career. But, look on the bright side. They burn out real quick. They're popular for a little while, then we decide we're tired of them. Look at Britney Spears. Since she's been overexposed, we got sick of seeing her.

I don't have a working web cam, but I agree, web cam directors suck.

Again, congrats on 100.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
8/4/2006 4:58 pm

HEY! My answering machine is more annoying than Time Warner, smelly bathrooms, 14 year old blonde pop stars, chick flicks, sciatica and the embarrassment of split pants? That's it! I'm changing my answering machine message to, "Hello? Hello? Are you there? Listen, I can't hear you, so leave a message after the beep."

HA!


Sweetpickles69 48F

8/4/2006 5:51 pm

Congratulations on your "100" !!

Peace,
Pickles


cuteNEway 42F

8/4/2006 7:46 pm

Nicky...remember headbangers ball? AAAHHH...Hell I even miss "YO MTV " because it was about the fuckin MUSIC! Not some ditzy socialite, fashionista trend setter channel...Or are we just getting old?

MissAnn...I would SO hate you forever if you did that! It would be funny though. If you do that I will call you and sing all of MMBop and Britney Spears songs and I'll even throw in a Menudo medley

SweetP...thanks! but for some reason the damn site says 99. Fuckers. I counted the posts TWICE...It's 100 alright!

Fotogod...Dammit they need to make a smiley that flips people off! I hate Macs. I love my PC notebook. She's a fuckin DREAM! So THERE

looking...sad thing is that a road trip to and from Ohio is probly cheaper than having them done here in NY. And that would include me buying the products and paying you a lil

fotogod...


rm_CauseISaidSo 49F
182 posts
8/4/2006 10:10 pm

Congratulations on your 100th venting! I will be back when I have something wittier to add! Okay!


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
8/5/2006 10:06 am

I do remember the Headbangers Ball. Oh, the memories. I used to sneak up at night to watch it. I loved the metal videos of those days. They have recently brought back the Ball, but I can't get excited about it now. It is not the Ball I remember.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


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