Form Letter Epidemic  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
7/7/2006 7:42 am

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7/10/2006 3:42 pm

Form Letter Epidemic

I'm close to 500 comments. I'm thinking of what prize to give. Not saying how close cuz SOMEBODY always cheats...but I'm not saying who

Anyway day number two with writer's block. I can actually feel a wall firmly planted in my frontal lobe.

I could write about my financial woes but no one wants to hear that song again. I could write about a lover I have but I don't want to jinx it. AAAHHH I know! I'm gonna post my chronicles of my past lives...nah those tend to be long and boring!

>>searches computer for ideas<<

Here we are! Another example of the Form Letter Epidemic!

You have got an aoutstanding body there..
really.. yummy..I am looking for a mature lady to spend a lot of time both outside and inside.
I am looking for a mature lady who can fulfill my needs and I know that I can fulfill hers.
my friends call me "too good to be true" .

Um...did this guy look at my pictures at all. Or my age for that matter? So I replied:

1- I only have face pics
2- We're the same age
3- form letters are lame

Guys...PLEASE get a clue! Grow one, buy one, borrow one, hell steal one if you have to! But this my dears is why you get either no replies or even worse, negative replies!

Hey not bad for having nothing to say huh?

P.S. Great joke! Bear Hunting

tee hee

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
7/7/2006 8:20 am

HEY! I only cheated ONCE! Christ. Like you were even close to being the 999th comment there. Jealous bitch. (Uh-oh, you just called a Potential Murder Suspect a jealous bitch. Better backpeddle, or at least think of something.)

Um, Cute, would I cheat on your blog? Of course not! May the better commenter win! (I think she'll buy that.) (I hope so.) (That was close.) (Shut up, guys! I'm trying to figure out how many comments I have to leave her!)

digdug41 50M

7/7/2006 10:00 am

well cute thats definitely not bad for someone who had nothing to say

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

cuteNEway 42F

7/7/2006 3:49 pm


tee hee

rm_tlaw781 39M

7/7/2006 7:57 pm

Fuck yeah I'm 501! Like the jeans or some shit...! Actually I'm the dumb ass who loves throwing away money at twisted unfair carnie games all in an attempt to win. I lose but then I go and win myself a corndog for consolation I guess I love second place, not winner enough to be remembered but close enough to kinda brag! Whohoo. Besides 501 is an odd number and I don't think it is but what's the number that's only divisible by itself? Oh yes prime number. Don't burst my bubble by telling me 501 is not a prime number! By the time I finish this I'll be 502

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
7/7/2006 9:04 pm

Number 502, here, I think. Not sure.

I'm suffering from writer's block, too. I am not sure what to say. Thought of posting more lyrics, hey wait, there is something. Check me out a little later. LOL

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

NakedLnch 49M

7/8/2006 9:16 am

Man, that means I'm just one of the nameless, faceless, in-the-500's-also-rans. *sigh*

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I'm impressed you even responded to that fuck-wit. Keeps the fingers limber I suppose.

cuteNEway 42F

7/8/2006 7:18 pm

tlaw...Momma needs a new pair of jeans! Can I wear ya?
Nicky...yes baby you are 502! I think I have a special prize for 502
MzHuny...yeah the lil bugger grabbed the bag and ran!
Naked...It's fun to tell them what's wrong with them, Hell I get enough mail from assholes telling me what's wrong with me for no fuckin reason Besides maybe its a learning experience...RIGHT!

tee hee

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

7/8/2006 9:03 pm

I read what you said in Digs blog and I'm so drunk right now I can be a rude Bitch and tell you why I don't comment very often, its cause you don't comment back, hell thats half the reason I read your blog is because I never know WTF will fly out of your mouth next but I can always count on something that will make me laugh my ass off...Whats that you say go fuck myself, well I think I shall for thats the best offer I've had all day and You sure have a way of making something out of nothing...Ready #500 and who the fuck knows


curvymeli 40F

7/8/2006 10:21 pm

Hm, I know what you mean about having writer's block on here, I get it often. Those are the days usually when you see me posting a lot of jokes, lol.

Oh, my favorite (not) type of email I get is something like "I really liked what you had to say in your profile! I think we would get along great, we seem to have a lot in common. I can't wait to hear from you!"

Then I go and check out the guy's profile and he has one sentence written (I'm a laid back, fun guy. I like oral sex a lot and have a high sex drive) twice.

Hello?? If you DID read my profile you are dumber than I thought!!

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