Eating Pussy Gave Me Strep Throat: Part 4 of the Kenny Chronicles  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
8/31/2006 12:49 am

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9/6/2006 11:39 am

Eating Pussy Gave Me Strep Throat: Part 4 of the Kenny Chronicles

By now I'm sure you all want to lynch this man. But relax and enjoy these stories. It's fucked up all the crap he put me through and this is my way of purging it once and for all! Thanks for reading.

My Dearest Kenny:

I know how much you love the way I go down on you. And I do enjoy doing it. I want to let you know that my jaw gets tired and sore if you insist I keep going a little longer even after I tell you that I'm getting tired.

But why, oh WHY won't you reciprocate? Is it because you dont like it? She what? She gave you strep throat? OMG the ONE time you actually do it you got strep throat?? That's horrible!! She must've had some nasty shit brewin down there!

But I really dont think it was because of that. You must have been incubating that already and it just happened to surface after that.

Can't you please try it again for me? We can do it right after I come out of the shower! You will! Cool! MMM that feels good, but can you use more than the very tip of your tongue? Where are you going? Are you sick? Why are you making that face? Why do you look like you have to puke? Do I stink?

{rubbing hand on pussy then sniffing hand}

I don't stink. Oh you hate the taste. OK. Hmmm you've been brushing your teeth for a long time! See now you know how it feels for me when you insist on cumming in my mouth. And you do insist on that A LOT.

Saran wrap? Um are you serious? OK then lets try it with Saran wrap. Um I really can't feel any thing. Its actually annoying. Oh it's still disgusting for you? I'm sorry you find me so vile.

In the shower? OK let me put my leg up here. With the water running over it. OOhh that feels good. Again honey can you use more than just the very tip of your tongue? Why do you keep spitting? OK stop. Never mind. If you're gonna be making that face I'd rather you just not do it.

You make me feel as if I was this smelly, nasty thing. You make it feel like its a chore for you. Hell even when you finger me, when you're done you hold your hand out as if you'd just dipped it in shit!

You're sorry? OK its fine if you don't like it. Just don't make me feel like im disgusting again OK.

You want me to go down on you? What? You want to cum in my mouth? You're right. I guess it IS only fair after the trauma of going down on me...


free2chose2 67F

8/31/2006 6:30 am

Shaking head, trying not to laugh----LOL

Don't worry, be Happy


cuteNEway 42F

8/31/2006 9:36 am

free...laugh away girl, I did too!

foto...he's actually not an AFFer! The loser part...YEAH! lol


rm_CauseISaidSo 49F
182 posts
8/31/2006 10:22 am

omg I was going to ask you where you dredged him up..just goes to show it almost doesn't matter where you meet someone these days. Same all over.

I admire you for being able to put such a humorous spin on what must be such irritating subjects, but then as I have discovered, it is kind of fun to publicly ridicule the douchebags in my life, lolol.


cuteNEway 42F

8/31/2006 10:43 am

cause...the whole world is nothing but an organic AdultFriendFinder these days. Everyone is out to fuck everyone else over!

I have to laugh about it now. I had been bitter about him for so long.


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
8/31/2006 11:03 am

You stayed with this guy for more than a month WHY?

Selfish prick with major issues towards women. Granted, not everyone likes the taste of bodily secretions. If anyone actually likes the taste of semen, I have a package of Act II extreme butter popcorn for them, as the aftertaste is identical. So far, no one has taken me up on the popcorn giveaway offer. Including the twinks who say they could drink it all day. But I digress.

The man had such issues with sex, I'm amazed he could even get near a woman. Let's hope he gets therapy before he finds a Lorena Bobbitt type.


velvetgrrrl 40F

8/31/2006 11:23 am

Saran Wrap????!!!?!?!?!?!?!


Now that's some fucked up shiznit yo girlfriend!

Kenny oh Kenny if you want to cum in my mouth
You must do more than tak ea lick down south

What are the two songs that come to mind in this situation
Oh right

You gotta lick it- before we kick it
20 Fingers Productions - Lick It

You suck, Lick it hard, Go doooooooown baby
You Suck= Consolidated featuring the yeastie Girls!

Now you've gone and done it...I'm posting the lyrics to You suck on my blog! ha ha ha ha

`Velvet
Hell is when u should have walked away, but u didn't.


cuteNEway 42F

8/31/2006 11:50 am

MissAnn...I stayed with that prick for about 3 years. Yeah I know {hanging head in shame}. But as for getting near a woman. I was the one that seduced that weenie.

velvet...MUST...DOWNLOAD...YOU...SUCK...MUST...GET...ACCESS...TO...LIME...WIRE...{faints}


kitchenfun1234 45M
1797 posts
8/31/2006 2:48 pm

Strep throat....hmmm I thought the easiest ways to catch that were from kissing someone with strep throat, breathing in the bacteria from an infected person's cough or shaking hands etc.
Sounds like the spluttering of a sad loser.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
8/31/2006 4:00 pm

I'm with everyone else. That dude is a loser.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?


cuteNEway 42F

8/31/2006 4:02 pm

dys...he IS a sorry bastid!!

foto...this damn site likes to censor the stupidest things! How much abusive shit don't we get in emails and even in the blog comments. How many times have I said that word here! OY!

Kitchen...remember: this guy is a dickhead that lied to me about his IQ to make me feel like shit lol!


cuteNEway 42F

8/31/2006 4:48 pm

nicky...you're gonna LOVE the next post!


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
8/31/2006 11:48 pm

alright, that does it! somebody tie on the lobster bib. move over, kenny...Daddy's gonna eat good tonight!


cuteNEway 42F

9/1/2006 9:08 am

    Quoting AtomicArtist0:
    alright, that does it! somebody tie on the lobster bib. move over, kenny...Daddy's gonna eat good tonight!
ROAR Daddy! Mommy likes!


elmexicano_2k 47M

9/1/2006 5:56 pm

Saran wrap! HAH, that was from Booty Call.

Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.


cuteNEway 42F

9/1/2006 7:42 pm

mexicano...yeah he IS a fuckin movie freak. He's seen every goddamn movie ever. cept for the old black n whites, which he told me that I had bad taste in movies for liking! He called my taste "old and moldy". This is a man who's favorite movie ever is Toxic Avenger.


elmexicano_2k 47M

9/1/2006 10:22 pm

LOL! Ok well, I do like Toxic Avenger myself, but it's just B-movie, nothing else.

Rattles off some movies you like.

Oh and one thing, if a woman says she wants oral and she takes shower just so she can be clean for me, IT'S ON!

What a pathetic...err..nm. I might scare the children.

Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.


rm_luvwillie 85M
98 posts
9/2/2006 7:29 pm

Dear Kenney, Haven't you hears of this old saying, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."


rur4r2luv 57M
80 posts
9/6/2006 8:12 am

Hell if you can't eat then use some sort of edible oils. I find it very enjoyable for both of us. Maybe this will HELP!


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