Cookie Cutter Challenge  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
7/3/2006 7:58 am

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7/4/2006 7:57 pm

Cookie Cutter Challenge

erotickereroticker challenged us to make our own Cookie Cutter profile with the lead ins provided by the site. If you want to give it a whirl go and post yours on his post Better Cookie Cutter Profiles. He set up some guidelines for the game. Its a challenge but definitely fun! Here's what I came up with:

I'll call this the "What They're REALLY Thinking" profile

I'm the type who's not willing to make any commitment further than the 3 minutes it will take me to fuck you. I may or may not drive you home. I'm your typical selfish prick. I look out for #1.

Hey there! I'm just a guy man. I have needs and I take care of them. I've reached the point where I'm just sick of "women's issues". All I want is a pussy to fuck. My friends call me The Charmer. I can "charm" the panties off any woman! On Sunday afternoons I like to lay back and watch some porn. Sometimes I'll have some lucky lady suck me off while I have a beer.

The philosophy I live by is "This pussy may be good but I know there's one better around the corner!" My friends even had a t-shirt made with that on it. I tend to be laid back. No need to rush dude. Experience-wise, I am the MAN. A lesbian taught me how to eat pussy (she even let me practice on her)!

When I'm at home alone, I walk around farting and scratching my balls. Thats what having a bachelor pad is all about. When I go out, I like to rate the women before I hit on them. Nothing less than a 10 for me! I get along best with people who don't bust my balls. I like easygoing, relaxed guys to hang with.

I like my partners to be ready to party. I like to get right down to the adult fun. For me a perfect date is when I pick up a girl and she sucks me off as I drive to the motel. When we get to the motel she's already swallowed and ready to go! I'm in the mood for an easy pussy. I don't see the need for putting so much effort into getting laid.

I want to get my dick sucked while I take a shit. Hey doesn't every guy? Commitment-wise, I am against it. Who needs to commit when there's so much easy pussy to try. I'm not changing my life, I have no intention of being someone else to please you. I like who I am.

If you contact me be sure to include nude body pics. I have to see what the goods before I go through the trouble of picking you up. Feel free to drop me a line if you are a hot, young thing with no limits. The kinkier the better! I look forward to showing you how good my cock will fuck your mouth. You'll love the taste of my cum!

tee hee

curvymeli 40F

7/3/2006 6:36 pm

HAHAHAHAHA! That was great. And I love your meatballs recipe, I will have to try it! Sounds excellent!

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
7/3/2006 8:38 pm


You just described every guy on this site. LOL

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

free2chose2 67F

7/4/2006 4:38 am

great--------very funny

Don't worry, be Happy

2shy4u66 51M

7/4/2006 5:56 am

That was pretty funny, yet in a way it's kind of sad that there are a lot of guys like that out there. It makes it hard for nice guys like me to be taken seriously because we're judged to be like all the other assholes.

imLadyBambi 59M/51F

7/4/2006 7:18 pm

That was hilarious and so very creative! LMAO

Lady Bambi

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