A True Sign That the Gods Hate Me  

cuteNEway 42F
1774 posts
4/24/2006 6:51 am

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7/7/2006 3:46 pm

A True Sign That the Gods Hate Me

I am desperately seeking chocolate. So I gather up my nickels and dimes and I go to the 8th floor…you know where the good vending machines are? Anyway…I check out the selection (fabulous as always) and I notice that the price went up 5 cents on most of the items and 25 cents on the larger items (greedy bastids!).

So I forget about the jumbo jet sized snickers bar and instead I drool over a wonderful new product Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with CAAARRRAAAMMMMEEELLLLL mmmmmmmmmm. I slowly put in my change…I reach out to press E then 5 but for some reason my finger touches the number 6…I hoped that it was not registered and that I could start again…But it was too late, “NO!” I said barely containing the urge to scream. Instead of my luscious, yummy caramel peanut butter cups…falling to the well was a big, ugly package of…


So there you have it! The incontrovertible evidence that the gods hate me…tee hee.

FemFreak4Fun 33F

4/24/2006 8:54 am

UGH..I hate when that happens. I've gotten stuck with tolerable items though, like a Twix bar, or a 3 Musketeers bar...but Twizzlers?? Eew.

dtwnnyc36m 48M

4/24/2006 9:03 pm

Which twizzlers? red aren't so bad. The gods don't hate you they were just saying don't eat junk food haha. cute story

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
4/24/2006 9:51 pm

twizzlers? darn! can you sue for that? you should.

digdug41 50M

4/26/2006 11:32 am

ur too funny cute

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