random acts of horniness  

Orally_Corrupt 33F  
105 posts
1/20/2006 12:55 am
random acts of horniness

let's make a porn with a soundtrack of blondie...i have faith it can be done

i went to the bars last night and acted on a challenge to out-do a friend. i went up to a guy and then grabbed my boobs and said "Hi I'm Grace and this is kit(lifting right breast) and kat(lifting left breast). Pardon me but, they're drunk and I'm very thirsty. Would you mind holding them for a minute while I get a drink?"
the look on his face was priceless, and he had none of the gumption i expected of a horny college male. he just stared at my breasts for a long while and i kept on noticing him staring at me the rest of the night. i think we'll try this again sometime with another specimen

now i'll issue a challenge, if you can play my favorite song i will give you head anywhere, no i will demand to give you head

spnkngu 57M

1/21/2006 2:49 pm

Well... that certainly sounds like an interesting evening. I imagine that his response was due to a number of things ranging just plain o' surprise to not knowing if it would REALLY be OK to grab one of your breasts. The stereotyped male behavior is that we would grab and squeeze anything we can, but in reality, most of us are not so forward. Most of us don't want to hurt a woman or to come across as some sort of animal.

Now, don't get me wrong. Many of us (all of us?) desire this type of experience - especially if it is followed with a few drinks and a phone number (or more). Additionally, we certainly THINK about physical sexual contact much of the time and would love to hold your boobs for you. Speaking for myself, and I should probably see a specialist for this, 99.9% of the time when I meet a woman, I measure he .... well, for lack of a better term, fuckability. You know, how much I would like to have sex with them. (The .1% are those times that I know right away that I have no desire). So, for me at least, sex is on my mind most of the time. This does not mean, however, that I try to touch, poke, squeeze, etc... everything I see. Like to, but don't.

I am rather surprized, however, that your young victim did not try to follow-up with something witty or at least try to talk to you.

I guess you just need to approach the right guy

mrgrimshade 45M

1/25/2006 3:32 pm


You better let on to what EXACTLY your favorite song is...


rm_frunkypit2 48M
1 post
1/27/2006 6:58 am

call me

anticrain 34M
1 post
1/29/2006 10:22 am

Found you... and i know the song you're talking about...

Orally_Corrupt 33F  
27 posts
2/8/2006 9:07 am

You're not eligble, Colin. You're cheating. but i like it.
Bend those...rules. That reminds me my yoga's been paying off

QueenieC31 30F

3/2/2006 4:09 pm

Damn I wish I had the balls to do something like that! Haha, but yeah, I doubt I would in Hays, too many people know me, so I gotta be careful! I'm impressed tho

in2kissers 53M

11/9/2010 5:21 pm

If you're giving a hint by saying Blondie.. I'll make an absent-minded suggestion of "Rapture".. but that's probably not it..

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