Visit from the FBI  

curious082385 32F
4230 posts
6/5/2006 1:15 pm

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11/14/2006 4:31 am

Visit from the FBI

Most of you know that my ex, Chris, is in the Army. He is going for his top secret security clearance, which requires an FBI background check. Seeing as how we were together for almost five years, I got put down as the person who knew him the longest and best. The agent handling his called on Friday, but I missed his call. I called him back this morning and left him a message saying that I was home all day and he could call anytime to speak with me. Then jumped on the computer to IM and blog. Ahhh....lazy Monday.
Phone rings....FBI agent.
“So you are free all day? I just need to ask you a few questions.”
“Yes, sir. I don’t have anything planned.”
“Would it be all right if I come out to speak with you now?”
Ahh, ok...I had thought he only needed to talk to me on the phone. Guess not. Look around really quick at the house....few dishes to be put away, pick up a few big deal.
“Sure, come on by.”
Besides, the FBI office is 45 minutes away...plenty of time to do some pick up.
Wrong again.
“Thank you. I’m actually out in your it ok if I’m there in about 15-20 minutes?”
Damn it. I just told him I was free all day...don’t want to go back on it now.
“Umm...yes, that would be fine.”
He confirms my address, thanks me for my cooperation and hangs up.

20 minutes. Fuck.
The pickup that I had wanted to do around the house will take me about 20. So off I go, turning into a human whirlwind of cleanliness. Get it all cleaned up...not here yet. Look down at myself.
No make-up. Still in my PJ pants and Steeler’s T-shirt. Fly for the bathroom, grabbing a shirt and jeans on my way. Pull on my clothes, get the make-up mostly done...enough to look presentable. I hear his car hit the gravel driveway. Give myself a “good job, you made it” grin in the mirror.
Then suddenly realize that I got dressed so fast, I forgot to grab a bra. And you can getting away with not wearing one.
Car door slams shut.
Managed to find one...I don’t think I’ve ever put a bra on so fast in my life. Yanked my shirt back down just as he knocked.
“Hello, sir....”

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
6/5/2006 1:20 pm

I hope there's a part two - this was a fun read.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

curious082385 replies on 6/5/2006 1:55 pm:
The rest of the conversation was classified.

StillSmokin2oo6 45M/44F

6/5/2006 3:00 pm

I'd have a heartattack if the feds cum rollin in my driveway...

curious082385 replies on 6/5/2006 11:51 pm:
Just tell them it's oregano.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/5/2006 4:27 pm

I want to hear the "rest of the story" too! My hubby had that clearance too....and they used to visit our families once in awhile.

curious082385 replies on 6/5/2006 11:56 pm:
Yep...."does he have any contact with foreign nationals?"
"could any of that be used for blackmail purposes?"

The joys of the military!

Choozmi 51M

6/5/2006 7:36 pm

It sounds creepy. Are you sure he was from the FBI and not from this site?

curious082385 replies on 6/5/2006 11:56 pm:
Hmmm....good point. Pretty sure though.

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/6/2006 1:03 am

You should have left the bra off.....he would have been distracted.

Just a suggestion.....

NG61....disappearing into the shadows...

curious082385 replies on 6/6/2006 4:09 am:

I'll have to remember that one next time!

GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
6/6/2006 3:17 am

I must say I was thinking along the lines of NG ....

and I best not comment on young, perky and things like that?....

curious082385 replies on 6/6/2006 4:10 am:
While I've never left my bra off to distract someone, I will freely admit to the "lean forward in a low shirt and push them up" move to get myself out of trouble!

sillyperv 56M

6/6/2006 8:25 am

Yeah, better that you got them undercover, as I hear it the FBI is always looking for weapons of mass distraction. Of course that could just be a guy thing

curious082385 replies on 6/7/2006 12:29 am:
Shhh....careful...if they suspect what I'm hiding, I'll be in trouble!

Seriously_Real 49M

6/6/2006 8:48 am

I've had to hurriedly get dressed like that before....sigh. Good times....


curious082385 replies on 6/7/2006 12:29 am:

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/6/2006 5:04 pm

I know the feeling, I have had the clearance. But what is even more demanding is getting a Federal Firearms Licsence. Made the security clearance look like a cake walk

curious082385 replies on 6/7/2006 12:31 am:
You serious?
Well, I guess that makes sense. Still...makes me wonder how some people can get one...

elysianpleasure 49M

6/7/2006 5:00 pm

Very well written... I was there with you...

Of course the sudden end is leaving me here hanging.... but don't worry about me I have a creative mind....

Lets see do I go with the FBI guy, wasn't really an FBI guy but a male stripper sent by Chris...

Or the interrigation... with lots of questions about the nature of your relationship...

Or the, Curious seduces the good looking FBI guy....

So many ways this could go....

curious082385 replies on 6/10/2006 5:07 am:
*throws hands up in frustration*
What is it with all of you pervs? You're all convinced that I threw the guy on the table and had my way with him! Sheesh....

Ok, so maybe I thought about it....

bulging_boy 50M

6/9/2006 12:03 am

Oh yeah? Well after reading your reply to GOTD...

you are SO in trouble now!

*grabs camera*

curious082385 replies on 6/10/2006 5:08 am:
Who says those pictures haven't already been taken?
Just don't share them here.

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