True story, I swear...  

curious082385 32F
4230 posts
6/22/2006 12:52 am

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7/29/2006 2:47 pm

True story, I swear...

I was driving to work tonight and was in a little bit of a hurry. The road from my house out to the highway has a 55mph speed limit...which of course means that I take it at an average of 70mph.
But since the trees press in so close to the road and it is so narrow, there are only a few places where cop cars fit. So you just slow down to about 60 as you come past those places, just in case they are there, and you are ok.
Anyway, I came up and over this hill, slowing down because one of those places in just on the other side. Sure enough...cop car parked off to the side of the road. Well, since I was in a hurry and I'm a girl, of course I was brushing my hair while driving. Because I was going down a hill, slightly distracted and trying to maintain a slower then usual speed, I guess I kept slowing down then speeding up then slowing down. My speed was kinda erratic. Erratic...remember that word, k?

11pm at night, changing speeds, road where drunk kids always race....yep, the cop lights came on.

Pulled over, rolled down my window and waited for him to come up.
"Good evening, ma'am."
"Good evening, officer."
"Do you know why I pulled you over."
"No, sir, I don't."
"Well, you were under the speed limit, but your speed was erotic."
*arched eyebrow, amused grin*

At about this point, he realized what he had said. He looked at me (who was trying really hard not to laugh), looked away, opened and closed his mouth a few times, then just spun around, walked back to his car and drove off.

Nightguy_1961 56M
4866 posts
6/22/2006 1:03 am

That reminds me of something that happened here in Virginia: a friend of mine was out with his wife and another couple. They came up to one of those license/registration checks on the highway conducted by the VA State Police.

While my friend was handing over his license & registration, his wife innocently asked the trooper if he had any tickets for a ball, since she'd always heard of policemen's balls.

The trooper, with a straight face, said, "No ma'am. State Troopers don't have balls."

Too late, the trooper realized what he said, and stormed away with the four people in the car laughing hysterically.

NG61...disappearing back into the shadows...

curious082385 replies on 6/22/2006 6:15 am:
I've always wanted to try that one and see if it works...

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
6/22/2006 1:30 am

Can you say 'Freudian slip"?

curious082385 replies on 6/22/2006 6:15 am:
Oh yeah!

bulging_boy 50M

6/22/2006 2:39 am

You could have just said sorry... you were fondling the gear stick.

curious082385 replies on 6/22/2006 6:16 am:
Damn...wish I had thought of that!!

nightstalker172 38M
1258 posts
6/22/2006 4:09 am

Ive seen porno movies start out like that

curious082385 replies on 6/22/2006 6:16 am:
Who knows? If he had stuck around instead of walking off all flustered...

Seriously_Real 49M

6/22/2006 5:07 am

Just can't hide it, can you? Must really suck to be you, you know?


curious082385 replies on 6/22/2006 6:23 am:

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/22/2006 5:07 am

This one absolutely had me laughing this morning! I just loved it! Thanks for sharing.

curious082385 replies on 6/22/2006 6:24 am:
You should have seen me! The look on his face was priceless and I was laughing helplessly by the time he got back into his car!
Glad you enjoyed!

concupiscentKid 41M

6/22/2006 9:22 am

Nothing like a good erratic story.

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:03 am:
Yep...erotic driving makes for erratic stories!

liveextreme1000 35M
2 posts
6/22/2006 9:37 am

Well I'm sure it has something to do with you being so damn hot!!! I'm sure if I were a policeman I would've done the samething.

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:04 am:

marywannado 44F

6/22/2006 10:01 am

Guess he got a tad embarressed, huh??

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:04 am:
Yup...I think so! The look on his face was great though!

sillyperv 55M

6/22/2006 11:36 am

Pretty girls get away with murder!

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:05 am:
I'm not going to test that one though...

SirluvsStorms 47M
684 posts
6/22/2006 12:55 pm

that was an oops

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:05 am:
Yep, just a little bit!

elysianpleasure 48M

6/22/2006 2:17 pm

too funny...

and so what were you wearing to inspire is freudian slip ?

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:06 am:
I was going to work!!
Just black pants and a sweater...

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
6/22/2006 5:52 pm


When I was in college, a friend of mine was pulled over for speeding. When the cop came to her car, she'd pulled down her top and her boobs were hanging out. She offered him her license with an innocent expression, he leaned over, looked in, turned bright red, and walked back to his car and took off.

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:06 am:
*takes notes and remembers that one for next time*

maverick1255 52M
3953 posts
6/22/2006 9:30 pm

You are so BAD!!


curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:06 am:
But I didn't do anything!!!!!

micahbiguns 52M

6/22/2006 10:29 pm

curious082385 replies on 6/23/2006 4:06 am:
Glad it made you laugh!

2943 posts
6/24/2006 8:16 am

Lol...that would make a great commercial...or blooper on TV!!



curious082385 replies on 6/27/2006 5:38 am:
Wish I had a camera on me that night!

seek_u_topia 52M

6/24/2006 10:14 am

that is so funny! I always imagined that you were attractive, but now I realize you can even drive erotically!

curious082385 replies on 6/27/2006 5:38 am:

carebearluv2 43F

6/24/2006 10:14 pm

Well I guess the poor guy had to think of something while he sat and waited for erotic..oops, I meant erratic

curious082385 replies on 6/27/2006 5:39 am:
Well it was late at night...guess he was just bored.

sweetjimmy4747 39M
1 post
6/26/2006 9:19 am

That's hilarious.

curious082385 replies on 6/27/2006 5:40 am:
Yes it was.
Thanks for the visit.

4u281 65M

6/30/2006 5:39 pm

if it was me bamm ticket for some reason ,oh check here [post 405260]

curious082385 replies on 7/4/2006 12:08 am:

sassybelle21 33F  
13313 posts
6/30/2006 6:00 pm

Lets get erotic now dahling dear

curious082385 replies on 7/4/2006 12:08 am:

countryheart_71 46F
8081 posts
6/30/2006 6:12 pm

Thanks for sharing the laugh!


curious082385 replies on 7/4/2006 12:09 am:
Glad it made you smile!
Thanks for stopping by.

rm_1David1987 30M
1 post
7/1/2006 9:46 am

Thats priceless. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed that.

curious082385 replies on 7/4/2006 12:09 am:'s certainly a cop story that I'm going to remember!
Thank you for the comment!

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