Using the finger  

cuddleboy69 50M
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3/25/2005 7:19 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Using the finger


Answer the following question and read the results in the comments.

Question:
While driving how often do you use the finger?

A) Once a day
Once a year
C) Never
D) At every passing car

cuddleboy69 50M

3/25/2005 7:37 am

I have made quotes of what someone answering each way might say.

A) Once a day
"There are alot of *&$%#^$% ASSHOLES on the road!"

Once a year
"Well I'm normally a nice person but sometimes I lose my temper"

C) Never
"I think the use of the finger by drivers shows how our society's moral standards are deteriorating. I would never do something so crude and immoral.
....
Well actually I have to admit that I'm sleeping with both my secretary and her 17 year old daughter (they don't mind since they are Mormons). I just have to try to pretend to be moral so my wife doesn't suspect me ... to be honest I agree with the first guy ... there ARE alot of $&@!$%*4 ASSHOLES on the road!"

D) At every passing car
"I am from the planet Fuckdo (see note on Fuckdo at bottom of comment). When I first arrived on earth some kids started giggling and wagging their middle digit at me. I thought they were making fun of me so I threatened to disintegrate them with my laser gun, but then one of them told me that "giving someone the finger" was a way to say hello and a symbol of universal love. Now I give it too everyone (including all passing motorists)."

Note on Fuckdo:
Fuckdo is a strange planet where everyone has both male and female sex organs (sort of like earthworms). Fortunately the organs are far enough apart in the Fuckdoan body that masterbation is easy and everyone does it (maybe a bit too much?). However this means that on the Fuckdoan version of AdultFriendFinder (that would be FFF) you can always tell someone is lying when they say "Well hung tighty looking for action".


hourglasses 48F

3/25/2005 9:18 am

I've stopped using it since an incident that happened last May. I had this woman who kept honking at me because I wasn't pulling out fast enough for her. So I gave her the finger as I made my right turn onto the road. Well she turned right after me and was behind me. Then I had to make another quick right turn into a parking lot to go to my gym. She thought that I was motioning her to follow me and she did. She was ready to kick my ass. So I'm a little more careful now.


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