The adventure's of bazooka punk & sniper kitty  

rm_cru1972 45M
3520 posts
3/28/2006 11:18 am

Last Read:
11/13/2008 8:37 pm

The adventure's of bazooka punk & sniper kitty

Ring...Ring...Ring...Ri

s.k. Meow

b.p. fufufufu

s.k. Meeeo

b.p. ththththth

oh that's right you guys cant understand that

s.k. hello

b.p. sniper kitty?

s.k. Yea who's this?

b.p. bazooka punk. We need to talk!

s.k. 'bout what?

b.p. 'bout this shit goin on with travelingintexas & Sorceror07 you heard 'bout them?

s.k. yea, travelingintexas started this thing, taggin' I think?

b.p. yea travelingintexas got arrested over it. then Sorceror07 blew up the county jail.

s.k. NO SHIT?

b.p. No shit! any who's I think we should join forces, to try to get them. There might be a reward!

s.k. You know I really dont like gophers right. They're like marcupials "They Scare Me"

b.p. yea I know ,I'm not to fond of cat's either. But I need your help!

s.k. Oh yea! now your starting to pique my interest. tell me more.

b.p. I got big fire power, but not that long range, that's where you come in.

s.k. I see. go on I'm listening.

b.p. well I've been listenin to the cop scanner,
and I here they just had a run in with PrincessKarma somewhere in Missouri.

s.k. What am I supposed to do?

b.p. Well I have it on good authority that they are on their way to Seattle to see tillerbabe.

s.k. I know of tillerbabe, she's hot.

b.p. Would you quit thinkin like that?

s.k. SORRY, can't help it, what do you want me to do?

b.p. can you get out of saintlianna's house, without bein missed?

s.k. yea saintlianna can do without me, saintlianna'll think I'm just out on the prowl! hehehehe...

b.p. GOOD come up here to Wisconsin, I'll meet you at cru1972's place.

s.k. Good I can stop...

b.p. NO you do not have time to stop off at libgemOH's you little purrvert. Besides I hear she prefers Wonder Worms over cat's. Just get your furry ass up here

s.k. Okay, okay don't get your undies in a bunch. I'm on my way.

A SHORT TIME LATTER AT cru1972's house
they meet up.

s.k. I hope your happy I even had a layover in libgemOH's hometown, but I didn't even get to see her.

b.p. that's good, we don't have time for any shenannigan's now!

s.k. What's our next move?

b.p. We need to try to get to Seattle before Sorceror07 and travelingintexas. They are driving a really fast, but ugly 1971 Mustang Fastback, painted powder blue and primer with a peeling landau roof, and a turbo charged, nitrous injected 351.

s.k. "Holy batflaps grandma" that's a fast car. Our only hope now is that the 351 is only a Cleveland, and not a Modified.

b.p. You said it purrvert, now let's go.

s.k. On our way can we stop at
's?

b.p. Yea We have a layover there I'll call
from the plane and let him know we are on the way

s.k. I hear he has a game of Dump truck goin on.

b.p. Hell yea, fun game from what I hear too. I heard rumors that catseyes23 is there

to be continued... Hopefully

Please help me out and post links to this once you read it.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/28/2006 3:10 pm

Ha, you are such a purrrrrrrvert, I love it. I gotta see what other animals are packin iron.


firestarter665 43M/40F

3/28/2006 4:00 pm

Cru, you put such a smile on my face with this. Thanks I needed it.


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/28/2006 4:20 pm

ROFLMFAO! -B


Sorceror07 55M

3/28/2006 4:23 pm

lol! waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of ya there lol! in a MUUUUUCH faster ride too now

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


micahbiguns 52M

3/28/2006 4:33 pm

ha ha good stuff . Recentally updated reports put the two pervets in one stolen freshley restored, vey fast 1966 Montero Red Pontiac GTO with a white convertable top.Oh BTW don't hurt my baby


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 4:33 pm

    Quoting firestarter665:
    Cru, you put such a smile on my face with this. Thanks I needed it.
I was hopin it would, It sounds like you could use it. At least hubby's hours should return to normal soon. Anytime you need some one to talk to I'll be here.


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 4:39 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Ha, you are such a purrrrrrrvert, I love it. I gotta see what other animals are packin iron.
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I need some strokin'. I'll bring all the iron maiden you can handle.


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 4:41 pm

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Off the floor, I'm still stuck down here.
Can you cum and get me up?

Willie


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 4:50 pm

    Quoting Sorceror07:
    lol! waaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of ya there lol! in a MUUUUUCH faster ride too now
Attention all cars..Be On The Lookout For a silver AMG Roadster. Occupants are considered Armed and dangerous.


rm_metalmama69 43F
3878 posts
3/28/2006 4:52 pm

ooooh cru! NICE!!!!


saddletrampsk 55F

3/28/2006 5:42 pm

LMAO


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/28/2006 6:15 pm

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Off the floor, I'm still stuck down here.
    Can you cum and get me up?

    Willie
That is the BEST OFFER I've had all day! -B


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 6:56 pm

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    ha ha good stuff . Recentally updated reports put the two pervets in one stolen freshley restored, vey fast 1966 Montero Red Pontiac GTO with a white convertable top.Oh BTW don't hurt my baby
Attention all cars. Update possibly a Red GTO with white top


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 6:57 pm

ooooh thanks


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 6:59 pm

LMAO? I'm to new not sure what that one means. but thanx


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
3/28/2006 7:23 pm

LMAO...laugh my ass off! You are too cute with this one. Really shows your personality! Go get em!!!!!


catseyes23 62F

3/28/2006 7:34 pm

I liked that, Cru!

Cats...


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 7:34 pm

    Quoting libgemOH:
    That is the BEST OFFER I've had all day! -B
Offer? I'm beggin here!!!! All I can do is roll around here. Now I.m covered in cat hair too.


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 7:37 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    LMAO...laugh my ass off! You are too cute with this one. Really shows your personality! Go get em!!!!!
I heard it once back when net was new. Could not remember it to save my life. Great now everybody's gonna think I'm like 14 or sumtin.


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
3/28/2006 8:31 pm

LMAO...I'm still giggling from their names!!! That's way too funny!


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 8:42 pm

I can't remember who came up with sniper kitty but he belongs to saintlianna, who also came up with bazooka punk. I had others but her's was most fitting.


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 9:01 pm

Why thank you Cats glad to see you back here.


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
3/28/2006 9:05 pm

that's some funny stuff and`ty for the plug!

lustytaurus


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 9:15 pm

No THANK YOU!


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
3/28/2006 11:33 pm

Love it!!! Very funny!!! Thanks for giving me the link!!! This is great!!! I love how this keeps getting bigger and bigger and involving more and more bloggers! Everybody is so creative. And to think it all started off with a simple tag! LMAO!!!

Whisper...


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
3/28/2006 11:34 pm

P.S. Bazooka Punk! Sniper Kitty! Classic!!! Too funny!

Whisper...


tillerbabe 57F

3/29/2006 12:51 am


libgemOH 57M/53F

3/29/2006 5:22 am

    Quoting rm_cru1972:
    Offer? I'm beggin here!!!! All I can do is roll around here. Now I.m covered in cat hair too.
Well come on! ~helpin you up off the floor, sending you to the shower ("gotta get all that cat hair off ya") and then climbing in after you ("someone's gotta scrb all that cat hair off your back") ~


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/29/2006 6:13 am

x's 2


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/29/2006 6:17 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    Love it!!! Very funny!!! Thanks for giving me the link!!! This is great!!! I love how this keeps getting bigger and bigger and involving more and more bloggers! Everybody is so creative. And to think it all started off with a simple tag! LMAO!!!

    Whisper...
It's mind boggling how the "ripple effect" works


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/29/2006 6:20 am

    Quoting libgemOH:
    Well come on! ~helpin you up off the floor, sending you to the shower ("gotta get all that cat hair off ya") and then climbing in after you ("someone's gotta scrb all that cat hair off your back") ~
Oh thank you, I feel much better nw that I'm up, UUUUMMMMMM OOOOOOOOh
NGHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh dear god Now you got me all worked up


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/29/2006 6:37 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    P.S. Bazooka Punk! Sniper Kitty! Classic!!! Too funny!

    Whisper...


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

3/29/2006 2:50 pm

VERY FUNNY !!! Thanks for the Laugh !


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/29/2006 4:18 pm

Thank you... Your welcome


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
3/30/2006 8:27 am

Okay, I came down to the beginning (a very good place to start).

Interesting. What is your goal? (why do you need to get to Seattle before the others?) I musta missed something. Oh well, on to the next one...


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/30/2006 3:42 pm

Stay tuned!!! It get's funnier, at least I hope you guys think so too.


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/30/2006 3:45 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Okay, I came down to the beginning (a very good place to start).

    Interesting. What is your goal? (why do you need to get to Seattle before the others?) I musta missed something. Oh well, on to the next one...
Go to Sorceror07 To follow along. It all goes back to that EVIL game of tag!!!


twirly_girl 48F

5/18/2006 8:52 pm


This was too funny!

-Nikki


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
5/19/2006 1:59 pm

you should read the stuff Sorce wrote to accompany then it would all make sense


rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
6/6/2006 7:43 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    WHAT I SEEN WAS FUNNY, LOL,,,GOOD JOB!!!LIKE YOUR STYLE!!!CAN I HIRE YOU TO HELP FIND KAT???
There was a whole series. I've been waiting to pull them out of retirement. They are the right rodents for the job I'll see if I can't find them. LOL. Thanks


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