My have things changed  

rm_cru1972 46M
3520 posts
6/28/2006 3:41 pm

Last Read:
6/29/2006 7:30 pm

My have things changed


Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/28/2006 4:27 pm

Cru, you know how mny times I have read this? Probably 8 at least

I am only leaving a comment to say "hi" so




rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/28/2006 5:15 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Cru, you know how mny times I have read this? Probably 8 at least

    I am only leaving a comment to say "hi" so


I know I'm just so NOT inspired lately, I don't even know why I posted this. But Hey at least you guys know I'm still alive LOL

Thanks for the visit and especially the HI

BTW I almost didn't recognize you,It's been so long since you've cum to see me


twirly_girl 48F

6/28/2006 5:25 pm


Ohh... I so needed that laugh today.
That was just too funny!

-Nikki


catseyes23 62F

6/28/2006 7:39 pm

Saying hi, Cru. The last part of that joke is quite funny. thanks for the chuckle.

Cats


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
6/28/2006 8:11 pm

Lol...those dam machines!....very funny!

xoxo
sweetSinn


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

6/28/2006 10:01 pm

Cru,

Our blog posting about being arrested by the Feds is a hoax. However, due to numerous e-mails, comments, and inquiries, we have ammended the blog to clearly indicate that it was a joke. Sorry if we took the humor too far...

Lady Bambi


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 2:09 am

    Quoting twirly_girl:

    Ohh... I so needed that laugh today.
    That was just too funny!
Glad I could help ya


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 2:11 am

    Quoting rm_Dysgyzed:
    Son-of-a-bitch though.

    Yes, I actually was thinking of this joke this morning though, so that's just kinda *weird*

    *Smile*
Playing the theme to The Dark Side... that is very wierd


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 2:14 am

    Quoting catseyes23:
    Saying hi, Cru. The last part of that joke is quite funny. thanks for the chuckle.

    Cats
Very glad you are still here "kinda". hope you are doing well, and hope you are enjoying your "vacation"

Looking forward to your return


HBowt2 60F

6/29/2006 7:15 am

so...how's your elbow....


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/29/2006 8:53 am

So.... how's your "package" after being stuffed into your neighbors pants for the day????? You know I'm just glad to hear anything from you! love ya!


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 5:18 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    Lol...those dam machines!....very funny!

    xoxo
    sweetSinn
Who Made Who? did we make them, or did they make us?

hopefully you get that quote


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 5:20 pm

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    Cru,

    Our blog posting about being arrested by the Feds is a hoax. However, due to numerous e-mails, comments, and inquiries, we have ammended the blog to clearly indicate that it was a joke. Sorry if we took the humor too far...

    Lady Bambi
I'm very glad it was fictitious, you didn't take it too far you just needed a disclaimer LOL


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 5:41 pm

    Quoting SensuallyKatey:


    LMTLAO

    for the umpteenth time...
    now where the heck have ya been Hottie?!?

Glad I could make you laff SexyKatey, just haven't been feeling very creative lately


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 7:28 pm

    Quoting HBowt2:
    so...how's your elbow....
You know the funny thing is I have tennis elbow LOL, but lately it is just fine


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/29/2006 7:30 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    So.... how's your "package" after being stuffed into your neighbors pants for the day????? You know I'm just glad to hear anything from you! love ya!
He's still alive, THANK GOODNESS. but still unused


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