Great EVIL we call snow  

rm_cru1972 46M
3520 posts
3/15/2006 5:35 pm

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Great EVIL we call snow

Well now after mondays snowstorm they aretalking about another NINE inches of the EVIL white stuff. Ppl all over that don't get snow wish they could have it. Well let them have it, & all evil it involves.
1. School closings. (how would you like hyper-active kids home with you all day? or trying to find an available babysitter @ 4:00a.m. Not many ppl are willing to say yes @ that time of day.)

2. Walking in the EVIL. To those of you who don't understand this concept, go out in the backyard, dig up all the grass. Add water for approx. 5 days. (make nice and muddy) Now walk around! = possible: falling on butts, breaking cocxycs(butt bone), Sprained,broken wrists(from trying to catch yourself),Cracked skulls (drain bamage) GET THE POINT?

3. Driving in the EVIL. Now remember the experiment in #2? Replace mud with ICE! Repeat performance, but add 2500#'s, and much more speed. = possible: Running into ditch (tow truck bills) Running into someone else (higher insurance payments) Running into snowplow (Death!) GET THE POINT?

4. Cleaning the EVIL. Now cums the fun. Dress in layers, longjohns, teeshirt, sweatshirt, Heavy jacket, light socks, heavy socks, boots, pants, insulated bibs. Boy ur HOT now starting to sweat, And you haven't got outside yet! Okay now your outside, (brrrrrrr remember you started sweating?) Grab the shovel, (remember how hard it was digging up the grass in the backyard? This is exactly the same!) Ur working every muscle in ur body (especially your BACK) OOOUUUCCCHHH!!! Now take into account the increased heart rate, And the possibilities: Strains, sore muscles (for days sometimes), now look up the statistics shoveling snow & heartattacks! Shoveling snow is the most deadly physical activity on the planet! GET THE POINT?

I could go on, but if you thiink these are not good enuff Reasons to change your mind, Take into account these are the absolute nessecities that you have to deal with Everytime that EVIL white stuff cums down

I accually feel pretty good right now! This is the first thing I have composed in a LONG time.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/15/2006 6:20 pm

I like making snow evils.


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/15/2006 7:07 pm

I like watching ppl make snow evils BTW 76 yr.old died shoveling snow in Minneapolis. NANA told ya so


rm_Kissmystuff 62F
1435 posts
3/15/2006 8:04 pm

When I lived in my house I paid someone else to shovel it. Now I live in an apartment...someone else still shovels it. Beyond that...you already know what I think about snow.

kiss

Kiss


catseyes23 62F

3/15/2006 9:09 pm

I like making snow balls.

Cats...


HOTNBOTHERED0414 48F

3/15/2006 11:57 pm

Ya know whats evil? The street I live on is still an old brick road! talk about freakin slick as snot! ever try to drive on a snow or ice covered brick road? it is like bumper cars! lmao


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/16/2006 1:55 am

    Quoting rm_Kissmystuff:
    When I lived in my house I paid someone else to shovel it. Now I live in an apartment...someone else still shovels it. Beyond that...you already know what I think about snow.

    kiss
Lucy, lucky you, (about the shoveling)


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/16/2006 1:58 am

    Quoting catseyes23:
    I like making snow balls.

    Cats...
I'll leave that one alone, even though I could come up w/ sumthin 'bout the cold and shrinkin


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/16/2006 2:02 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I hate frigging snow..ya can have it all..keep it up there.
So do I (friggin snow) I could think of alot better things to frig


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/16/2006 2:06 am

    Quoting HOTNBOTHERED0414:
    Ya know whats evil? The street I live on is still an old brick road! talk about freakin slick as snot! ever try to drive on a snow or ice covered brick road? it is like bumper cars! lmao
Cum on now; next I suppose your going to tell me it's a yellow brick road Honestly yes I have! Richmond Va. has lots of brick roads. sumtime they got snow too lol


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
3/16/2006 1:48 pm

    Quoting rm_sexyfitwoman:
    I slipped after snow once and injured my arm and it was 5-6 weeks before I was using it properly.
I'll bet after that you think snow is EVIL too. Seriuosly sorry to hear about the arm. I fell and my back is Still messed up. That was 7 yrs. ago


twirly_girl 48F

5/14/2006 6:44 pm

Evil white stuff...


I guess that's not anything like my
evil pussy.

-Nikki


rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
5/15/2006 2:51 pm

What about the evil white stuff that will get sprayed in there


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