I wish I had bull balls...  

croppedgrip 54M
42 posts
6/29/2006 2:16 pm

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I wish I had bull balls...

I wish I had bull balls,
that swing and swing and swing.
That don't ride up when you get an erection
but just hang there, and need protection.

Ok, OK it's a shit poem so I'll stop...

But the main thing is that I really envy guys with low hanging balls, nads, eggs, testicles - call em what you will.

I'd love the sort that 'put on a show' when you're fucking, like the guys in porn films. The sort of balls that scream masculinity and testosterone.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty happy with my lot. I don't want a bigger dick - indeed I'm quite content with those proportions.

I guess there are downsides to having large balls but I can only think that it'd be easier to give em a knock or squash em when you cross your legs - and guys we all know how painful THAT is!

So if you have balls the size of the village bull, or know someone that does, let me know your thoughts...


kitchenfun1234 45M
1797 posts
6/29/2006 3:12 pm

I wish I had some bull balls,
That swing and swing and swing,
That don't ride up,
But slap her butt,
Again, again , again........

But then again, as some might say,
I'm better by design,
My nuts ride up when passion's hot,
Protected as I ride.

Sorry I couldn't resist it.......

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.


free2chose2 67F

6/29/2006 3:30 pm

Bull balls you wish
it this mere jest ?
will you shout "ole"
as you ride me
today

Don't worry, be Happy


free2chose2 67F

6/29/2006 4:03 pm

Oops, you'll not be
having sex with me
it seems,
I have no balls
for you to see

Don't worry, be Happy


rm_KarmoHunny 56F
888 posts
6/29/2006 9:40 pm

The balls in the picture look pretty big to me. Are you saying you want them to be bigger?!! Surely you jest! Your pants wouldn't fit. /8


croppedgrip 54M

6/30/2006 3:46 am

Many thanks for the poets who came up with much better iambic pentameter than me!

It's true free2choose2 I wouldn't be riding you, but I wish you lots of bull ball fucks in the future! When you've done with em, pass em on to me

Sorry to dissapoint KarmoHunny, Those are not my balls, just an illustration of what I'd like swinging between my legs.


free2chose2 67F

6/30/2006 10:54 am

There have been a few,
I could have sent
to you,
For them you see,
I wish I never knew-----visit my blog sometime

Don't worry, be Happy


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